the what if game

(LMAO @ SpiritLevel's response to my last question!)

Then Bush would be really doped up and unable to breathe properly.

What if you could have anything you wanted?

Then i would have more weed

what if you could never wipe your ass

Then I'd live in a sponge.

What if you swallowed your cigarette, while lit?
(Even if you don't smoke.)

Then it would probaley burn all the way down.

What if...

I rolled this fat blunt and smoked it while I was walking into the supreme court house and told everybody to kiss my ass?

then you would be arrested for having an illegal substance.

What if you were watching a scary movie and were zapped into the movie, making everything in the movie become real?

i wouldnt run into the woods

what if god was one of us?

HE'D SMOKE CANNIBUS
WHAT IF YOU CAME UP ON A P?

ERM CAME UP ON A P?

If I came up on a P, I'd beat it up until it turned into a Q. :)

What if we were all made of wax and birdseed?

What?