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Originally Posted by Hardcore Newbie

The open invite was done a long time ago in the privacy of my own bedroom, using thoughts only. If you were an all knowing being, you'd have known that ;)

Also, if you were all knowing, you'd know that I was unaware of your deity status. Cheers to deceivers :D

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oh, i heard you in that bedroom so long ago (i also saw what you did later - for shame, for shame) and i know you have not yet come into the fold. there is still time for you to mend your ways. believe in me and you shall have a place at my side when i bring down my wrath on the rest of humanity. give to me your allegiance and you will be spared my terrible retribution. for i am a vengeful god and will not be refused.

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Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity

oh, i heard you in that bedroom so long ago (i also saw what you did later - for shame, for shame) and i know you have not yet come into the fold. there is still time for you to mend your ways. believe in me and you shall have a place at my side when i bring down my wrath on the rest of humanity. give to me your allegiance and you will be spared my terrible retribution. for i am a vengeful god and will not be refused.

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Sorry, I was mistaken, I now vividly remember that open invitation taking place in my living room. My bad, but you should've known that too ;)

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Originally Posted by Hardcore Newbie

Sorry, I was mistaken, I now vividly remember that open invitation taking place in my living room. My bad, but you should've known that too ;)

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you've sent out that invitation so many times that even i can hardly number them. deny me all you wish, but remember my warnings. when the time comes for all to bow down before my majesty, only those who came willingly shall be rewarded and my punishments are varied and horrible. how would you like to listen to pat robertson and benny hinn for the rest of eternity or perhaps you might enjoy spending all time submerged in a fiery lake of tofu and bean sprouts. repent now and you may be forgiven. don't wait until it's too late.

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Originally Posted by Hardcore Newbie
Are you saying it's impossible to outsmart someone because they made you?

If it were the case that your maker must always be smarter than the offspring or creation, we wouldn't have computers to have this conversation.
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very lame, he must be pretty smart as he's weeding out dumb asses by the thousands everyday u know letting satan run the place.and as far as him having to show himself to u, i see it everyday and in karate even. if a pupil challenged the teacher or called him out the pupil would find himself on his back, and more than not be kicked out. cause it's the teachers way not urs.u all will find out soon enough, or either u will all have space ships by then. floating around to the next planet as there will soon be a super nova/red giant., lol well really as smart as u all are u won't need space ships, u can transport ur selfs as u do now.

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Originally Posted by palerider7777

very lame, he must be pretty smart as he's weeding out dumb asses by the thousands everyday....

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an omnipotent being that would purposely create a race of culls? you refute your own argument before your first breath ends. this god you have devised would seem to be a cruel and foolhardy master. it's amazing that such a disingenuous mythology could have spread so far.

Pat Robertson, Benny Hinn? I love comedies! But one thing's for sure, you are all knowing. How did you know that i despise veggies and sprouts? But just to be sure, I have to ask...

I'm thinking of a number between 1 and .... well, I'll make you tell me the range of numbers that I'm thinking of as well. Thanks :D

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Originally Posted by palerider7777

very lame, he must be pretty smart as he's weeding out dumb asses by the thousands everyday u know letting satan run the place.and as far as him having to show himself to u, i see it everyday and in karate even. if a pupil challenged the teacher or called him out the pupil would find himself on his back, and more than not be kicked out. cause it's the teachers way not urs.u all will find out soon enough, or either u will all have space ships by then. floating around to the next planet as there will soon be a super nova/red giant., lol well really as smart as u all are u won't need space ships, u can transport ur selfs as u do now.

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He doesn't HAVE to do anything. But again, I've extended conversation, and I'm waiting.

And i don't know what martial arts you practice, as we regularly sparred with our trainers. Generally then instructors that don't want you to spar with them are
a) not very good and just taking your money
b) give wishy washy explanation about only using their arts when necessary, yet encourage their students to participate in tournaments.

I don't have a reason to challenge my trainers, I spar with them all the time. They're pretty friggin good too.

The analogy is further flawed by the fact that I'm not challenging God, I'm asking for conversation.

And for the supernova thing, you keep bringing it up like I think it's going to happen tomorrow. I *think* it *might* happen in some millions of years. We've produced incredible technology within the last few hundred, so any thing's possible.

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Originally Posted by Hardcore Newbie

Pat Robertson, Benny Hinn? I love comedies! But one thing's for sure, you are all knowing. How did you know that i despise veggies and sprouts?

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then i'll put you down for the tofu and sprouts special

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But just to be sure, I have to ask...

I'm thinking of a number between 1 and .... well, I'll make you tell me the range of numbers that I'm thinking of as well. Thanks :D

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so far you've changed the number 27 times, oops make that 28. as an official deity, i refuse to play such games. remember, i'm not bound by human morality and if you don't start shaping up i'll have you spending eternity as jerry falwell's sex toy.

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Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity

then i'll put you down for the tofu and sprouts special

so far you've changed the number 27 times, oops make that 28. as an official deity, i refuse to play such games. remember, i'm not bound by human morality and if you don't start shaping up i'll have you spending eternity as jerry falwell's sex toy.

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I think we'll stop here as, even tho funny, it's getting absurd and off track. My imaginative hat is tipped towards you, whichever direction you may be in.