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you mitgh be a stoner if.. as soon as your done smoking, someone says "GET OUT DAT NEWPORT, and you sit there trying to Convince them to light it for 20 minutes cause they keep forgetting"
Or if you light a cig and sit there, and dont smoke it, or you do smoke it, and you have more ash's on you then the tray
hahahaha, ive done that soo many timesQuote:
Originally Posted by SmokinStella
u know your a stoner when you look at trees/bushes and think damn thats good ass nug
u know your a stoner when youd rather be high than drunk
u know your a stoner when youve order fries at taco bell
u know your a stoner when you didnt know what site to go on after overgrow got shut down and then months later find this site and read this whole thread from page 1 to 12 while nodding your head and laughing the whole time and make a u know your a stoner post as your 1st post
you might be a stoner if your registered on a website called cannabis.com
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you migght be a stoner if you pull out a ciggarette while your high and tforget to smoke it, then say to your freinds"oh shit , ive had this ciggarette for 5 mins "and then keep repeating the process
or
you might be a stoner if ur in this thread stoned trying to think of something to that i,, i dono, wtf, im twisted, ima sleep, peace out
stoner : somebody who is habitually intoxicated with alcohol/weed/etc.
pothead: somebody who smokes marijuana habitually.
I AM A POTHEAD. 420 is all I do mang!
you might be a stoner if you roll imagenary joints every time someone hands you a peice of gum with a wrapper:rasta:
you might be a stoner when you call practically everyone on your cell phone and ask them how they and who would win in a fight Batman or Spider man or even chuck norris
You might be a stoner if the you are in trouble with the police and their lecturing you saying stuff like, "I have half a mind to kick your ass and hall you in jail boy!"
And you giggle because he said he had "half a mind".
You may be a stoner if you've had more wet dreams about a pot plant then any porn star.
you might be a stoner if your friends are constantly asking you "dude, are you high right now?"
Dude I totally hear you on this one.Quote:
Originally Posted by newgroweroldsmoker
If you've ever gone to a doctor and he tells you that he's found blood in your thc stream - then you are a stoner.
Once I dropped a whole bankie on my bedroom carpet so: If you've ever vacuumed (sp) your carpet and smoked whatever came up, then you're a stoner