Your Favorite Movie Quotes

Nancy: Never trust a junkie.

[as Sid storms out]
Nancy:SID! What about the farewell drugs?

Nancy: I'll never look like Barbie. Barbie doesn't have bruises.

Nancy: [Pointing] No! Look, that's the roller ramma. Sid, I won a roller skating trophy there when I was six years old.
Granma: Nancy, don't fib.
Nancy: Fuck you, Grandma.

[getting off the phone with her parents]
Nancy: I fucking hate them! I fucking hate them! Ass! Ow! Fucking motherfuckers! They wouldn't send us any money! They said we'd spend it on DRUGS!
Sid: We would!

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Originally Posted by mejames

Bridget fonda to Robert de niro in pulp fiction
" wanna fuck "?

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That was in Jackie Brown.

Well let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet.~Winston Wolf, Pulp Fiction
More Pulp:
Vincent Vega : I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse I'll take. And right now I'm a race car and you got me in the red. I'm just saying that it's fuckin' dangerous to have a racecar in the fuckin' red. It could blow.
Jules : Oh, you're gettin' ready to blow?
Vincent Vega : I could blow.
Jules : Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm "SUPERFLY T.N.T", I'm the "GUNS OF THE NAVARONE". In fact, what the fuck am I doin' in the back? You're the motherfucker should be on brain detail. We're fuckin' switchin' right now. I'm washin' the windows and you're pickin' up this n*****'s skull.

I read the first page of this thread, and then I looked up at the pulp fiction and fear and loathing in las vegas posters i have next to each other on my wall and it got me extra high.

"All I need is a tasty wave and a cool buzz and I'm fine."-Jeff Spicoli - Fast times at Ridgemont high.:rasta:

There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

"its the one that says bad mutha fucka on it" - Pulp Fiction

me and my brother always take random quotes from lord of the rings and just yell them. its funny!

"we ride north!"

"flaaaame of unduuune!"

"what about they legs? they dont need those! those look tasty!"

Boris The Blade? You mean Boris The Sneaky Fu**ng Russian...

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Originally Posted by 25wings

Boris The Blade? You mean Boris The Sneaky Fu**ng Russian...

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"ze germans?"

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Originally Posted by Billionfold

I don't care if it's been done, but...

Persian Messenger: This is madness!
Leonidas: Madness? This is SPARTA!

Napalatoni: Warden!
Dwight McClusky: Yes! What is it, Natapundi?
Napalatoni: Napalatoni!
Dwight McClusky: I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR FUCKING NAME IS!
Napalatoni: Mickey and Mallory Knox are loose, Scagnetti's dead, and they're live on national TV!
Dwight McClusky: LIVE ON NATIONAL TV? JESUS HAROLD CHRIST ON A FUCKING RUBBER CRUTCH, IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?

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OMG how could I forget NBK?!?!? Only one of my fave movies of all fucking time!

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Originally Posted by crudemood

O-Ren Ishii: As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time!
[pause]
O-Ren Ishii: I didn't think so.

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I just had to drop by this thread and read this again, so I could relive O-Ren's bad ass tipping across the table on her tiny little cute feet, fast as prettylightning, and relieving that dude of his head like you'd pop the flower off a dandelion.

Lucy Liu is too hot for words.

It's OK! I'm a Limo driver.

Sanka, ya dead? Ya man.

Blond Treehorn Thug: [holding up a bowling ball] What the fuck is this?

The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.

-The Big Lebowski.

&this one makes me laugh everytime at the end.

Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

The Dude: Jesus.

Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
-Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.

The Big Lebowski

oh and

The Dude: You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?

Walter Sobchak: What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

As you can guess..the big lebowski

"SAY WHAT AGAIN!"
"WHAT?!?"
*bam

werd

*Points at sig*

"Your out of your element, Donny!"

"Easy dude, nothing is fucked dude, c'mon your being very un-dude, nothing is fucked, there a buncha fuckin' amatuers"

"Donnie shut the fuck up, shut the FUCK up Donnie!"

Hunter quotes, not from FALILV but so good I'll put 'em up anyway:

when the going gets weird the weird turn pro

The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.

Now for my favorite movie(s) of all time can you guess?

-Leave the gun take the cannoli-

Best scene out of any movie, when Michael interrogates Carlo.

MICHAEL
You have to answer for Santino, Carlo.

CARLO
Mike, you got it all wrong...

MICHAEL
You fingered Sonny for the Barzini people. Ahhh that little farce you played with my sister -
- you think that could fool a Corleone?

CARLO
Mike, I'm innocent -- I swear on the kids, Mike -- Please, Mike, don't do this to me.

MICHAEL (as he pulls up his own chair)
Sit down.

CARLO (sitting)
Mike, don't do this to me, please...

MICHAEL
Barzini's dead. So is Phillip Tattaglia -- Moe Greene -- Strachi -- Cuneo -- Today I settle all
Family business, so don't tell me you're innocent, Carlo. Admit what you did.
(then, to Neri)
Get him a drink.
(then, to Carlo, as Michael shifts in his chair)
Come on. Don't be afraid, Carlo -- Come on, you think I'd make my sister a widow? I'm
Godfather to your son, Carlo --
(then, after Neri hands Carlo a glass of wine)
Go ahead, drink it -- drink
(then, after Carlo drinks)
No -- Carlo -- you're out of the Family business, that's your punishment. You're finished. I'm
putting you on a plane to Vegas --
(then, to Tom, as he reaches out his hand)
Tom?
(then, after Tom hands Michael a plane ticket, which he hands to Carlo)
I want you to stay there. Understand?
(then, quietly, after Carlo nods and hmmms)
Only don't tell me you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence -- and makes me very
angry...
(then)
Now who approached you? Tattaglia or Barzini?

CARLO (after hesitating)
It was Barzini

MICHAEL
Good.
(then, after standing)
There's a car waiting for you outside to take you to the airport. I'll call your wife, to tell her
what flight you're on.

CARLO (as he rises, starts to protest)
Mike, please...

MICHAEL
Come on -- get outta my sight.

HI, you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?

and

Now, what's it gonna be young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? 'Cause if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm gonna be in motion.

from Raising Arizona

Ask not what your rest home can do for you. Ask what you can do for your rest home.
JFK: Hey, you're copying my best lines!
Elvis: Then let me paraphrase one of my own. Let's take care of business.
JFK: Just what are you getting at, Elvis?
Elvis: I think you know what I'm gettin' at Mr. President. We're gonna kill us a mummy.
bubba hotep

I Saw 300 the other day and there's a part in the middle where King Leonidas is on the battle field eating an apple while he and his men are finishing off the last of the enemy. One of his men says something about the opposing ruler and he replies
" there's no reason why we can't be civil about this" right as he stabs some dude in the throat.

"Welcome to thunderdome, bitch!"
-floyd waiting
"So you're the coolest guy at ShenaniganZ, big fucking deal! That's like being the smartest person with Down Syndrome!"
- Mitch waiting
"That's right, birds of a feather flock to-vagina."
-Monty Waiting
"two men enter, one man leaves"
- Mad Max BeyondThunderdome
"It's just a book, a good book, but still just a book"
-talking about the bible in Inherit the Wind

"Give yourself over to absolute pleasure"
-Dr.Frankenfurter "The Rocky Horror picture show

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Originally Posted by RyanTheCaveman

"We cant stop here! This is Bat Country!"
-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

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was waiting for that one, lol.

Mother Superior: Would Sir care for a starter of some garlic bread perhaps?

Renton: No, thank you. I will proceed directly to the intravenous injection of hard drugs, please.

classic

"Bob had bitch tits"

"Home was a condo on the fifteenth floor of a filing cabinet for widows and young professionals. The walls were solid concrete. A foot of concrete is important when your next-door neighbor lets her hearing aid goand has to watch game shows at full volume...
Or when a volcanic blast of debris that used to be your furniture and personal effects blows out your floor-to-ceiling windows and sails flaming into the night."

SECURITY TFM
(to Jack)
Throwers don't worry about ticking.
Modern bombs don't tick.

JACK
Excuse me? "Throwers?"

SECURITY TFM
Baggage handlers. But when a
suitcase vibrates, the throwers have
to call the police.

JACK
My suitcase was vibrating?

SECURITY TFM
Nine time out of ten, it's an
electric razor. But, every once in
a while ...
(whispers)
...it's a dildo. It's airline policy
not to imply ownership in the event
of a dildo. We use the indefinite
aricle: "A dildo." Never "Your
dildo."


and my favorite ever:
Now a question of etiquette: As I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

Seagal: What am I a shit magnet? - Exit Wounds



"if you gotta do something, u gotta hit em where it hurts" - Alpha Dog



"It supposed to be hard coz its not worth it if it werent" - Save the last dance




"Smite me oh Mighty smiter!!!" - Bruce almighty




"You dont score until you score" - American pie The wedding

im gonna make him an offer he cant refuse
today we finish all family busness
godfather
i must break you-rocky 4
any predictions for this fight..predictions?...yes predictions...pain!!-rocky3
attention arh attention..we are looking for the chick with really big boobs..yea yea we are ready to do you now!-beavis and butthead
peace

Go ahead and skin it... skin that smoke wagon and see what happens - wyde earp Tombstone.


Am I fucked up or is this shit fucked up, man this shit is fucking crazy... shit man I was about to pull out my nine and put a cap in that pigs ass. stoner from Super Troopers.

Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime. -Pazuzu

I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving. -Col. Kurtz

MANCO: (Loads Indio's body onto the cart with the rest of the dead gang.) Ten thousand, twelve thousand, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, twenty-two... Twenty two. (Hears man moving behind him, turns and shoots him.) Twenty-seven.

MORTIMER: Any trouble, boy?

MANCO: No old man. Thought I was having trouble with my adding. It's all right now.

-For a Few Dollars More

Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
Veronica Corningstone: No, there's no way that's correct.
Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean Saint Diego?
Ron Burgundy: No. No.
Veronica Corningstone: No, that's - that's what it means. Really.
Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree.

Tom : " there's no money , there's no weed ,it's all been replaced by a pile of corpses " Lock stock' brilliant

haha this thread has been here for days and now alot of yous have missed it, so heres a good one

...........................I have thought about it and I agree with my self.----Billy Bob Thorton----Homegrown

"this guy fucked 400 chickens and a beagel"
i cant remember which movie it was but it had chris farley and david spade i think it was either tommy boy or black sheep;)

"Sorry if I smell like piss, you know how it is."

homeless guy from Death to Smoochy

after having sex mark renton says "i haven't felt that good since archie gemmill scored against holland in 1978"

trainspotting

this is a great thread!

Super Troopers:
*When they're playing the "meow" game....Foster says to the guy:
"Do I look like a cat to ya boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree. Am I drinking milk from a saucer?? Well, do you see me eating mice??!!"

"Gimme a double bacon with cheese...double baco-cheese..its for a cop.
"What, is he gonna spit in it now?"
"No, I was just telling him that so he makes it good.......uh, don't spit in that cop's burger"


and uh, a litre a' cola"
"Litre a' cola? Do we make litre a cola? What is that?
"It's French for gimme some fucking cola!!!"
and when he goes to eat...
"Does that look like spit to you?"
"yeah"
"Aw fuck it"

Full Metal Jacket
"How tall are you private?"
"5'5"
"5'5?? I didn't know they stacked shit that high!"

"Where are you from?"
"Texas"
"Texas? Only steers and queers come from texas, and you don't look much like a steer to me!"

"It looks like the best part of you rolled down the crack of your mamma's ass and ended up the brown stain on the matress!! I think you've been CHEATED!"

you are the dumbest.... smart person i've ever met!

oh and

oh damn! she just shot at you with her eyes closed foo...
HEY! did you just shoot at me with your eyes closed?!

Let me tell ya what "Like a
Virgin"'s about. It's about some
cooze who's a regular fuck
machine.
I mean all the time, morning, day,
night, afternoon, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick.

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Originally Posted by in.music.u.trust

"Bob had bitch tits"

"Home was a condo on the fifteenth floor of a filing cabinet for widows and young professionals. The walls were solid concrete. A foot of concrete is important when your next-door neighbor lets her hearing aid goand has to watch game shows at full volume...
Or when a volcanic blast of debris that used to be your furniture and personal effects blows out your floor-to-ceiling windows and sails flaming into the night."

SECURITY TFM
(to Jack)
Throwers don't worry about ticking.
Modern bombs don't tick.

JACK
Excuse me? "Throwers?"

SECURITY TFM
Baggage handlers. But when a
suitcase vibrates, the throwers have
to call the police.

JACK
My suitcase was vibrating?

SECURITY TFM
Nine time out of ten, it's an
electric razor. But, every once in
a while ...
(whispers)
...it's a dildo. It's airline policy
not to imply ownership in the event
of a dildo. We use the indefinite
aricle: "A dildo." Never "Your
dildo."


and my favorite ever:
Now a question of etiquette: As I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

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that movie kicks ass:thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by AsianStoner420

"You dont score until you score" - American pie

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hahahah......"Yeah baby, you dont score till you score" hahaha


"Im Sorry did I break your concentration, well alow me to retort" Pit----Pulp Fiction

Bronx tale - "nowz youz cant leave!"