Perhaps it would take off better if they packaged Cheeto's in a box rather than a bag....added some vitamins and minerals to make it a nutritious part of any breakfast.
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Perhaps it would take off better if they packaged Cheeto's in a box rather than a bag....added some vitamins and minerals to make it a nutritious part of any breakfast.
an excellent idea. i'll bring it up at the next board meeting.
and a layer of chocolate
Its obvious she's going through something, all this attention is finally getting to her, she might be going crazy.
her head looks like a penis
Mmmm...penis.
this is exactly what she wants, everyone talking about her.
i guess shes the man in the relationship...??
mabye she is just going for the mister clean look?...i wish i knew her adress id sent her a bottle of Turtle Wax!
cabala does crazy things to people
lmao...
she got 2 tattoos...and pink and black and white cross on her hip and a pair of lips on her wrist....wtf
she better invest that money she still has cause she is done..over..put a fork in her...and kfed is gonna get the kids..nasty girllllllll.....
ps..i am gonna merge the posts, hope noone minds...
oh surry i mind.
lol jk
how bout you just delete the whole thing in general, who gives a shit about her=]
yeah like u said put a fork in her and delete this thread lol
kfag is gettin the kids????? oh well thats bad news.....poor kids are gonnna grow up messed. but if they went wit mother theyd be messed to so loose loose situation :D
Fritos are actually somewhat okay for you. Although they have a good amount of salt, and some sat. fat, the majority of the fat comes from poly and mono unsaturated fats.
Chocolate is also good. It comes from a cacao bean. Does that make it a vegetable?
I SAY WE HOLD A MEETING ON SNACK FOODS!
Hmmmm, I wonder if soy milk would work??
mmmmm avocado and spicy mustard.
however it turns your excrement weird colors.
ha! precisely!Quote:
Originally Posted by conch420
well, the board met this morning and i brought all of your suggestions to their attention. after much deliberation we have come up with a new breakfast food that i think will be a real winner. our new product will be a crunchy cheese flavored coating surrounding a milk chocolate center, each piece will be shaped like a tiny penis (just to keep mrs. gj satisfied). after several hours of discussion we decided to name this new cereal CHOCO-CHEESE DICKS. though i argued quite eloquently on its behalf, the idea that we suggest using soy milk was at last decided to be rather redundant as the product is already made up entirely of soy by-products. also the concept of using avocados and spicy mustard was considered to be too expensive at the present time, but you can expect those flavors to be incorporated into our future products.
thank you for your input concerning this important new addition to our product line and we hope you will make it an important part of your nutritious breakfast.
Mmmm...choco cheese penis.
maybe she is sick of having to be beautiful 4 da cameras all the time , got high and shaved it off iv been there lol i did dreads once i was so high
I heard from a good source she had just been in a high level executive board meeting....This whole head shaving thing was due to a contract she had to promote a new product. She wanted to back out and they were forcing her to do it since she had already signed on.....All the raunchy behavior of late was planned as lead in to this campaing.....so how do you prevent an ad campaing from proceeding........shave your head just before the photo shoot for the product.Quote:
Originally Posted by mushypeas
She will be forced to do the ads or be sued for millions for backing out.
now....how come when she shaves her twat it doesnt get mass media coverage but when she shaves her head.......
oh lol ok
IDK,,,I think it's just to much crack and whisky...
I saw some more of this story yesterday.
Sources believe that when she entered rehab, she wasn't aware of a hair folical drug test. A hair test you can trace back drugs as far back as 6 months ago, so she flipped out, went to a hairdresser, shaved it off, and now she went back last night. :p
What she doesn't know is that you can take hair from any part of her body like, her eyebrows for example. She forgot to shave those off! :p
She isn't thinking clearly obviously because there is urine test, saliva, and blood testing that can be done too. If she's in rehab, what is she trying to hide? If you're there, it's for drugs, so why try to hide something. :wtf:
Either way, she's cranked up on something. I knew it was only a matter of time.
I still say it's the crack and whisky...
Me too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skink
the production of choco-cheese dicks has been put on hold indefinitely as there seem to be several rather serious side effects, hair loss and temporary(?) dementia being chief among them. ms. spears was among our test subjects, she needed the money for a new double-wide, and the first to show these symptoms. we thank you for your support and pray for her swift recovery (or institutionalization, whichever comes first).