*gets a skidmark*
*inserts mortar and pestle
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*gets a skidmark*
*inserts mortar and pestle
Gets a rerun of ther Naked Chef...
inserts Ozzi Osborne...
Gets a headless bat...
Inserts a vintage batman lunchbox
gets the bat mobile
inserts nitroglycerin, runs two blocks away, and waits...
*gets charged with domestic terrorism
*inserts lavalamp
machine erupts
inserts a piece of the rubble...
Gets BarneyQuote:
Originally Posted by kindprincess
inserts fred...
gets an elbow
inserts a left eye from an elvis presley tribute singer
gets a cream pie
inserts dreadlock
gets a frey bentos chicken and mushroom pie
inserts the unwanted pie crusts
gets laughed atQuote:
Originally Posted by Podge_Boro
inserts micheal jackson
gets a used condom and a baby nappieQuote:
Originally Posted by Scarlet Sky
inserts a used 1st class postal stamp
*gets his welfare check stolen
*inserts male cannabis plant
*gets 2-for-1 coupon on all deluxe pizzas*
*inserts piano key*
gets a piano dropped on your head.
inserts a .50 cal machine gun.
*gets promoted to Capo
*inserts red hot chili pepper
Gets Fleas.(don't ask how he multiplied cause I don't know)
inserts flea spray and wooden nickel
Get an all expense p[aid trip to the Bahamas...Quote:
Originally Posted by thebeancounter41
Inserts used condum...
gets the used part spit back in your face...
inserts the bs claim of his computer being here yesterday.
*gets a customer service rep in India
*inserts sympathy
gets a bag of cheetos
inserts empty cheetos bag
(sorry folks, i'm on a quest)
Gets the devil for your sympathy
inserts coupon good for 1 foot in your ass
gets two feet of foot in the assQuote:
Originally Posted by thebeancounter41
inserts a check for twenty thousand dollars
Gets rubber ball...
insert chinese proverb...
gets the song chopsticks on tape
inserts dust bunny
POP!
out comes underground hardcore metal band, "dying fetus"!!!
..*
inserts a witches brew of various yummy herbs
*gets turned into a toad
*inserts snakeskin
gets a copy of the new york times distributed on february 12th 1973
inserts the completed crossword in hope of winning $10 and a facelift
gets aids
inserts tongue
gets the taste of cock on his mouth
spits in the vending machine
Gets stabbed in the balls and a note stapled to your forehead reading "Dont fuck with my vending machine" signed by EmoRebellion.
Inserts stick of doublemint gum.
*gets sexy blonde twins
*inserts bumper sticker
* Gets a cannabis.com T shirt.
*Inserts a empty packet of RIZLA.
Gets a broken pipe
insert Jesus
*gets this picture
*inserts reading glasses
*Gives you a bloody mass of the Finger stuck in the vending machine*
*Climbs up into the vending machine*
*gives you Creme anglaise recipie*
*inserts murder scene evidence*
gets angela lansbury
inserts my thoughts
gets a man shouting what the fuck are you on about
inserts a torch
get empty dream
inserts reeses peanutbutter cup