Yeah, it was an episode of southpark, but I had a few gay friends tell me some members of the gay communitee particpate in it too. They said most gays frown upon it though.Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
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Yeah, it was an episode of southpark, but I had a few gay friends tell me some members of the gay communitee particpate in it too. They said most gays frown upon it though.Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
yeah, I didnt have a huge party or anything like she probally did, I smoked a bowl, then went out to dinner.Quote:
Originally Posted by omegagodly
aside from the pure weirdness factor of it all... i'd be scared the gerbil would be biting my ass trying to chew a tunnel out...
and wouldn't it be fucked up if someone got one stuck up in there and they had to go to the hospital.... lmao....
im sure stranger things have happened!@
valentines day = h4h going to the bar to get d-runk. peace out
Does anyone else get horny when there hi. You know what type of HORNY i'm talking about!:D
way too horny, the orgasms are 100000x better
Yes indeed. Sex feels 10 X's better stoned.
but they just wouldn't listen. they just walked right in the front door, into your waiting jaws. i know what you do to these poor unfortunates; greeting them with smiles, waiting for them to register and then pouncing. ripping them limb from limb and devouring their bloody bits. you dope fiends are evil and you must be eradicated, wiped from the face of the earth.:wtf:
maybe tomorrow, i'm much too stoned today.
Do you guys like to hear your gf pee while on the phone?
Wait to you live with one. I brush my teeth while she is taking a piss, things like that eventually stop grossing you out.
Haha I have no idea what he's talking about? :confused:
But I agree with him all the way
And I also totally agree that horniness is unbearable when your baked. Must get it out of your system! Everytime I smoke with my friend he's like "dude I gotta go crank one out, put in a movie or something i'll brb"
Sex is a hell of alot better stoned, but then again, isnt EVERYTHING?
becoming sober isnt fun stonedQuote:
Originally Posted by LIP
If your as stoned as me, sobriety isnt something you have.Quote:
Originally Posted by Samwhore
I have to say, the only thing NOT fun stoned is babysitting a lightweight gone way too high
As long as they aren't freaking out on you its cool. It's fun fucking with them, I think at least. It is kind of like babysitting though. The good thing is you can put in a movie and give them a box of cheez-its and they're good. Just like babies.
when "sketch" is the only word that comes out of their mouth, my pimp hand does come out
no, everything isn't... getting pulled over while stoned is much worse then sober...Quote:
Originally Posted by LIP
Yeh i get horny as hell while high...
orgasms = teh shitzorz.
actually, if your already caught, its way better being stoned when the cops are asking you 21 questions, hahah,Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
"your address"
"dughhhh..."
"you have the right to remain silent..."
"pff, hahah *thinks they only said that on tv*"
lmfao.... watch this...!Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
YouTube - stephen lynch gerbil
I love lynch. My favorite is "Special Olympics. "
HUH?! I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE I MISSED THIS THREAD SAMM
ok well itll keep going. Lets hijack!
I really like butter and salt on my corn,,,fuk what my doctor thinks...
My doctor says I have reall bad lounges cause I smoke to much weed. He told me to stop and I told him to go fuck himself. My mom was pissed but she laughed her ass off.
I know,,,fuk that shit...Quote:
Originally Posted by InsomniaBomber420
Yeah lucky for him I was high at the time or I would've chocked him for gettin my mom pissed. Hes a fuckin doctor and yet he doesnt no the wounderfull benifits of weed. They just chose to ignore it. I fuckin hate doctors. But fuckin shrinks I wanna shot point blank with a sawed off.(they have such a superior attitude about them)arogant fucks
I personaly like Mitch Hedberg and Dane Cock
I'm going insaine, i have 1 more day till my tax check gets deposited. I have no weed, and no money. It's like an endurance chalange, how long can i fight bordom, and sobriaty. i stayed up till 3 am cleaning my pipe, it's so clean i almost don't want to smoke out of it..... ALMOST. Today i'm just going to work on my cook book, and play ps2. mabey smoke the resin i got out of my pipe.
Why not? Being high on any drug isnt illegal. It's only possesing and/ or selling them that is illegal. So if you've got nothing in the car to worry about, it'd be a hell of a laugh.Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
I dont get pulled over though, but if i did i'd want to be stoned.
According to the surgeon general smoking can cause heart disease...
FREEZE
this is a hijacking.
yes, too bad these folks dont know the rules of hijacking, you cant hijack a thread whos entire point is supposed to be hijacked, you must hijack unsupspicious threadsQuote:
Originally Posted by MaryjaneAndHashley
ain't how it is around here.. you can be put in jail for being intoxicated on anything in public... or driving while under the influence of shit...Quote:
Originally Posted by LIP
besides... those few seconds after you both pull over seem to last forever when you're stoned.. not to mention the paranioa goes through the roof...
Really, wow. It cant be like that in EVERY state though cos i saw an episode of cops the other week with some guy high on sniff and the cops said they couldnt arrest him because it wasnt illegal to be high, just to possess.Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
In England you can be high/stoned/pissed in public, as long as your not causing a neusance.
I love that...I really do...It fucks all the chavs up..Leaves room for us stoners! :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by LIP
mommy she once told me son you be hard working man, and pappa he once told me son you do the best you can. But then one day i met a man who came to me a said hard work good and hard work fine but first take care of head!:rastasmoke: :yippee: :angelsmiley: :yippee:
The Holocaust never happened. Scientology is the one true faith. I think rape should be legalized. Long live Kim Jong Il!
Either sarcasm, or your on crack. Please say it's not crack!Quote:
Originally Posted by Oneironaut