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Haha I agree....that reminded me of "SwimFan" another terrible attempt at a motion picture. Was that you who said you didn't like "Butterfly Effect"...I respect your opinion...but really? lol. That shit was a mind-fuck...pretty damn good flick if you ask me. Very unique to say the least.Quote:
Originally Posted by benagain
The Ninth Gate. God that movie was fucking horrible.
I remember renting Swimfan when I worked at a movie store and got my rentals for free.
I still wanted a god damn refund for that piece of shit.
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Originally Posted by MacWQ33
Yea I don't care for the butterfly effect. The story was good, but the acting/movie hurt my eyes. I think it would have been an awesome book. Or maybe it's because I don't care of Ashton. Even when he's trying to be serrious, hes still just being final year of production Kelso. At least thats just me. The wife liked the flick as well as a few other peeps I know.
Rambo: First Blood
Rambo: First Blood Part 2
Rambo 3
They all suck, but First Blood Part 2 is the worst.
...and just about any movie that Sylvester Stallone is in, even Rocky.
Yeah I hear ya about Ashton lol. Wait...did the guy above me say First Blood? Wait...nevermind that....did he say Rocky? Or maybe I'm just so sober that I'm high?Quote:
Originally Posted by benagain
Oh, and The Constant Gardener was a horribly boring movie. Damn... even thinking about that movie makes me want to fall asleep. But I have a very high standard for movies.
PROOF THAT MARIJUANA MAKES PEOPLE STUPIDER:
Classic movies listed as worst movies ever on this thread:
Napoleon Dynamite
Lost in Translation
The Royal Tenenbaums (by proxy, someone claimed any movie with Ben Stiller sucks)
Good movies listed as worst movies ever on this thread:
Scarface
Brokeback Mountain
Decent movies listed as crap on this thread:
Mean Girls
The Butterfly Effect
Now, for the real worst movie ever:
The Bridges of Madison County
ABSOLUTE SHITTIEST MOVIE EVER: CLINT, YOU STILL HAVE SOME BAD KARMA COMING YOUR WAY FOR THAT PILE OF DOGSHIT
Did anyone see "When Darkness Falls?" That movie sucked a big one, too. The tooth fairy (worst villain ever) actually EXPLODED at the end of the movie when the main characters defeated her. No explosives involved. Not even a cool explosion, either, like a lame ass firework. :|
Napoleon Dynamite was 'cute'. Nothing more than a children's movie to me. Not bad for one though. And Scarface is a classic (much much more so then ND lol).
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Originally Posted by Jedi Hash
I would say that your post only proves that you have no idea of what makes a good movie, I haven't seen Napoleon but the other two are classic alright.
Classic examples of crap movies that is.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/lost_in_translation/Quote:
Originally Posted by psychocat
I guess you're right...
Just because rottentomatoes likes it doens't mean shit. Last time I checked, they didn't think office space was worth much. I don't put much faith in what I'm told I'm supposed to like.
Silent Hill was unwatchable...
I hate all that rating shit. It's bullshit (not directed at you Jedi)...it's just that site's opinion. Just like with all movie critics. Just like with us...it's all opinion..just because someone gives a movie a 20...it could be a 90 in someone else's book...or vice versa. It really isn't relevant if you ask me. If one likes a film...one likes a film...that's it. Just like with music.
strange brew..... however it launched the two main actor's careers.
I couldn't have said it better.Quote:
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Ah man, I liked the glass house =\ It was ok.Quote:
Originally Posted by crudemood
I'd have to say the matrix movies, except for the first one. Which I did like. The rest are trashola.
Scarface was kinda shitty. It's way to over rated. But it's still ok.
Species sucked.
Men in black.
Eragon was a horribley terrible movie. And I saw it baked too, and it was still awful!
Gili is the worst movie, and embarrassed to even mention it
For those of you bashing rotten tomatoes, you need to click on a link before you bash it. Rotten tomatoes doesn't just give a rating, they take many, many critics ratings and combine them together to give a score. They also do the same with users. (By the way benagain 78% of critics and 94% of rt users gave Office Space a good rating, so maybe you better check again).
Yes, you can say, "I don't care what critics think! If I like a movie its good!! If I don't, it's crap!"
Well, that may be your philosophy, but it is in no way a method of deriving a film's merit. I'm sure some people think Heidi Klum or George Clooney are ugly people. That doesn't mean they are. A concensus needs to be reached on a film to determine whether its good and bad. And the vast majority of critics (people who love and have studied film, and are therefore more qualified to determine a film's merits in at least its technical sense) gave Lost in Translation a positive rating. Therefore, it is a good film. Whether one individual thinks it reeks doesn't matter. The concensus is it is a good film, so one's listing it as a "worst film ever" can hardly be justified.
I agree with ya to a bit. You have to acknowledge when a lot of people like a flick. It just seems like to me that some critics in hollywood have thier own idea of whats good and whats not and pushes that idea on everyone else. I don't think anythings wrong with a site like rottentomatoes. As long as it doesn't keep you from enjoying a movie that a couple fat republicans might not have dug ;)Quote:
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On a side note: Starting a post by saying something like "PROOF THAT MARIJUANA MAKES PEOPLE STUPIDER" is only asking for negative replies. Try not to come off so harsh and we might welcome your ideas a little easier. Not flaming ya, just making a suggestion. :D
OK, I know I'm gonna get shit for some stuff on my list.
All slasher flicks to me are extremely bad. I saw Saw II. It was crap. I felt insulted for having to watch it.
I remember seeing Independence Day when I was little and completely hating it, haven't seen it in a while though.
And yea, these movies that play too much on the ghetto/teenager/hip culture... it's horrible. I'd never be able to watch any of those.
Dawn of the Dead (Newer one) was fucking horrible, I couldn't stand it, so cliched. I did somewhat enjoy Land of the Dead, although it still kept too many cliches.
The Unwatchable Hulk
Critics are a small percentage of the population and are therefore not a good measure of the general consensus, box office receipts show how popular a movie is but not how good it is.
Personal preferences differ greatly and what some consider a classic movie I may think is a piece of tat.
Defining a good movie is almost impossible but I would say the definition of a bad movie is one that you can't stand to watch or that you end up falling asleep during.
For me (and many others) Lost in Translation was too long ,too slow and far too full of pretensions.
Another thing I notice is the awe with which some people refer to Tarantino but I think he is over-rated, he borrows heavily from Japanese and European directors in his style. In fact America has been "borrowing" ideas from Japan for a very long time, even a so called "American classic" like The Magnificent 7 was Japanese and originaly called 7 Samurai. Then of course you have movies that were originaly European movies or spin offs of European TV. La Femme Nikita being just one.
Originality scores high for me and there are very few truly original movies anymore.
LOL " why don't you make like a tree, and F-F-Fuck off." lol classic. the bartender could never get the anicdote's right. .Quote:
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I agree, imagine the baby dragon transforming into a huge big ass dinasour lookalike dragon just by getting hit by a fucking lightning,... and the effects sucked hairy balls too!!Quote:
Originally Posted by TheAtomicPunk
High Strung - i just watched it coz i thought jim carrey is gonna be on it but he just appeared like on the last 2 fucking minutes in the ending and the whole movie sucked coz its just one person complaining how his life sucked, just a guy complaining about his life for an hour and a half,..
Kaw - Bunch of people getting killed by a flock of ravens, i mean what kind of mindfuck is that shit???i didnt even finish watching it
Spike Lee moves are to one sided, or they would pass. I got to say the worst movie I have ever seen is Epic Movie, I just saw it not to long ago and I regret it everyday. . .
yeah epic movie is like the worsiest version of scary movie,...they imitated lots of movies and its not even funny, i just watched it coz i tot the jack sparrow part is gonna be hilarious
Those guys use to make really funny films, Airplane is one of my favorite of all time. I just don't know what they were thinking about with this one, besides money. . .
Bambi... I fucking hate that shitty deer...
anything that michael moore craps out of his ass and puts in theatres gets my vote.
Ohh and not to mention Babel pissed me off,.... four different stories that is just slightly connected with each other?i watched it twice and i got nothing or its just me?did u guys watched it???
I am a huge film fan and I dig a lot of different types of flicks but Moulin Rouge! almost killed me :(
OH, and The Black Dahlia was TERRIBLE! I saw it in theaters and was hoping for something decent... That movie was a floater :blueknife:
Fuck that, I change my vote. NAPOLEON DYNAMITE!!!!
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I'm with you. . .take Nacho Lebre with it. . .
Babel = yes you are right; shit
Moulan Rouge = cut my own dick off
Oceans 12 = cut my own dick off and brake-dance under lasers
Secret Window = predictable bullshit aimed at my GF
The Village = Blind people are retarded and can be led to believe anything. Someone said if you dont like this movie you are unintelligent. I remember all kinds of scenes like, "uh, cant the blind person hear the monster run by"?
Alien Vs Predator
I give the worst movie in the fucking world to : THE RING (series)
So, there is a ghost in the woods copying vhs tapes. 'Nuff said. Why dont they use DVDs? They need to get with the times. The VHS thing tears millions of holes into the story. Did the cabin in the woods have cowax? Did any of the foreground shit take place anywhere around the time of VCRs, or did the ghost go to the flea market this weekend and set up a TV and VCR in a cabin no one uses.
Also, one of my favorite points about this movie. There is a scene where the woman is in the well, being chased by the ghost. This woman uses her upper body strength to scale a fucking well faster than a ghost can fly or whatever........but then, they run away to another state and the ghost shows up haunting them, and dear are attacking there car.
The ghost cant race a woman out of an abandoned well, but the ghost can beat your airplane to Oregon. That bitch is buff.