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Originally Posted by rickytikki http://boards.cannabis.com/../images...s/viewpost.gif
onetime i jerked off into a baby food container then poured it on my friend
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Originally Posted by rickytikki http://boards.cannabis.com/../images...s/viewpost.gif
onetime i jerked off into a baby food container then poured it on my friend
Jackin' off in random places.. to random people with random facesQuote:
Originally Posted by Skink
I beat the meat in sun.. oh yeahah it was fun (yes it was)
and i dont want to stop ohhh noo
if only i could afford a hoooee
I'd rather fuck.
Theme song...
fuck where?Quote:
Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion
have you ever fucked in the ball pit at mcdonalds?
isnt it fun?
Only with you. :p
haha when i was 17 i got sent to a bootcamp for 7 months. 15 foot tall razor wire fences n shit. and at night u could hear poeple betin there meat....it was sick. but yah ive beat off in some weird places...
No, I haven't jacked off in random places. Especially not outside in front of a school. Gain some self control.
That's just weird to me.
Only cool people beat their meat in public restrooms.
More like degenerates. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by TheAtomicPunk
You have lost all my respect.Quote:
Originally Posted by orange floyd
Haha chronic I was eating a chicken quesadilla when I read your post and almost blew mexican all over my comp i lol'ed so hard....."Um mommy? Why is there icing in this magazine?" HAHAHAQuote:
Originally Posted by MastaChronic
and not only have you lost my respect, but on a wall at an elementary school, for god sakes theres children there man. that has to be illegal.
And a dare? from other guys? Dude what the hell. I mean at least you have somewhat? of an esxcuse if your fucked up and horny or whatever, I mean hey it happens, were guys. We have needs to be fufilled. But a dare? that just makes it so much worse.
What next are you gonna go beat off on a marry go round at a kindergarten?
*sighs* I am sorry. I did not mean to flame you and I cannot edit my original post. But, I still mean everything I said, I just should have kept it to myself.
peace~
I'm sure most people will see that and be disgusted. But others like me will be like "YEA ROCK ON!!!" "Jacking off on school buildings for the win!". Because that's how we roll :stoned:
wats so fucked up bout it being an elementary skool?, I fucked a chick on the steps going upto an elementary school and jizzed all over the steps, no big deal lol
once i went to this chicks party i was in 11th grade and she was wearing this tight little skirt and she looked so hot...and so i kept checking her out and she was cool about it. and so i asked her can i use your bathroom, and she showed me where and everything. and so i just start beating it adn i didnt lock the door, and she comes in with a roll of paper and she was like " omg i didnt know" but kinda fake and i was just standing there with a big ass boner... and she looks down and says "omg thats huge" and i turned all red, and she just gets in her knees and just starts licking my dick. It was so weird, because i just met her like a week ago. and we were in the bathroom for like 3 hours and it was funny cuz her mom was all looking for her too blow the candles for the cake, and she had no idea that she was blowing me...ahaha.
lmfao!!! thats fucking hilarious!Quote:
Originally Posted by tek(bdm)
THAT should be a sticky under stories. If that is true (and I have no reason not to believe you) you are a heroe among men haha.Quote:
Originally Posted by tek(bdm)
I thought you were gonna describe a similiar scenario to grandma's boy haha!!!!!
this thread is priceless
ahah i know its a pretty crazy story and all but its true...i got another crazy one from like 3 weeks ago at this party i went, but i dont feel like typing...
I busted a nut in my back garden once
that was about it.. lol, masturbating's masturbatin.. dosnt really change no matter where i do it
it was at like 11pm and no one was around, its not like i did that shit during the school day or somethingQuote:
Originally Posted by peaceandlove420
One time i was camping and went out side the tent and just beat it right there in the great outdoors. It was nice.
this thread resurfaces once more
Its like a dick on viagra.
ya cant keep a good one down. lol
Man have I jacked off in some weird places. But I gotta take the 5th.
looks like she got what she wanted for her birthday!Quote:
Originally Posted by peaceandlove420
Well, I was in the back seat of a van with my mom and my stepdad in the front for a 6 hour trip. Now, it was a van with a back seat, and a back-back seat. I always hang out in the very back to sleep and such, and once I started beating it. I wanted to use a lube so I found this pretty smelling stuff in the trunk part of the van and opened it. A few minutes in my mom starts saying "Whats that smell? Hey, check to see if a bottle opened up in the back or something." Lol, I told her I didn't find anything.
what the fuckQuote:
Originally Posted by orange floyd
psh ive got THAT beat, one time I went on a road trip with 4 of my friends and I was in the back while my two firnds were in the front. Well John was laying down in the back with his head on my lap and I had a denim mini skirt on and out of no where he began to um.....do some things with his mouth....It was magical! And no one found out. But man, it was straght out of a porn haha
EXAcTLYQuote:
Originally Posted by josh180
What the fuck
man this is a wierd question. But about the "elementary" school.. what if someone did just turn up orangefloyd? i know it didnt matter about the location for you but someone who caught you would take it into consideration, count yourself lucky son!
beware the ceiling cat
yeha I have never jerked while I drive..... But I have had my Gf jerk me and Honk on BOBO while behind the wheel and it fuking rocks!!!! the only sorta bad thing is when you drive past a Car with Kidz in it!!!:D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by rebgirl420
Adults I could care less... unless its a TRUCKER cuz they sit pretty high above you... Drity truckers checking out My DING-A-LING
No friends in the car tho.... I prefer it that way tho....
kd
Ohh yeah when I was in high School.... I worked at a Butcher shop,, It would get pretty boring there So somtimes I would Choke My Chicken in the private bathroom.....
then I would go BEAT more MEAT!!!!! hahaha Terrible PUN
kd
hahaha truckers.. they're like gods looking down on you from above as you try to act all slick having road sex... yeah... back in the day like 8 years ago I was doing VERY naughty things with my coworker while he was driving the state fish hatchery tank truck to deliver a big load of fingerling salmon to the other end of the state... that wasn't the only load he delivered that day... and we got so TOTALLY caught by some Quebecois log truck driver... betcha he added one more piece of wood to his cargo...Quote:
Originally Posted by kdspecial
I am definitly adding some wood to my cargo.....ooooooooooooh get the fuck outta here!
jackin off in random places,
jackin off to random faces,......you get the idea. feel free to take that and run:jointsmile:
horrible, horrible, punsQuote:
Originally Posted by stinkyattic
lol
meh, that's what I'm here for! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by 206 DankySpanky