Are you a Jew?

rofl.

i am also a jew :jointsmile:

jew as well... Although growing up and living in LA you dont really get picked on for being jewish... although i will be going to college on the east coast, but i still doubt any bullying will insue as 1. Tufts seems to be very tolerant and diverse and 2. I tend to respond to bullying in a similar way as LIP although I must say ive never actually sent someone to the hospital after a beat down... impressive

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Originally Posted by Thepossumdance

jew as well... Although growing up and living in LA you dont really get picked on for being jewish... although i will be going to college on the east coast, but i still doubt any bullying will insue as 1. Tufts seems to be very tolerant and diverse and 2. I tend to respond to bullying in a similar way as LIP although I must say ive never actually sent someone to the hospital after a beat down... impressive

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To be honest, i dont really like fighting. But one someone says something about my family, i see red i dont care what the consequences are. I was brought up to be loyal to my family, and if i have to do something like that, i have to do it.

Some people dont understand it, but it's not really hard tyo understand.

If someone says something about me i'll leave it, maybe call them a cunt. But as soon s my family are involved ill keep punching untill i know they wont punch back.
But seriously, im not normally violent.

I'm not jewish, but I have a jewish tattoo (tree of life), and on that "What Religion are You" quiz or whatever they rated me 100% reform judiasm. That and everyone thinks I look jewish. 'course around here, so long as your white most people think you look the same as other white people. Guess that's just different ethnicities.

I 100% understand where your coming from LIP, to be honest with you I've probably only seriously beat someone down probably 3 times and all three were because i was attacked (physically) Im just amazed that u hospitalized someone

My grandfather had a Cadillac my grandma called the "jew canoe". hahah.

nothing but love for the jews. they've contributed a lot to the world.

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Originally Posted by LIP

To be honest, i dont really like fighting. But one someone says something about my family, i see red i dont care what the consequences are. I was brought up to be loyal to my family, and if i have to do something like that, i have to do it.

Some people dont understand it, but it's not really hard tyo understand.

If someone says something about me i'll leave it, maybe call them a cunt. But as soon s my family are involved ill keep punching untill i know they wont punch back.
But seriously, im not normally violent.

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That's ridiculous. Simple words can provoke you into physical altercation. In my culture that is considered weakness.

That depends. In terms of personal faith, no. In terms of heritage, only kind of, because I inherited Judaism through my father, not mother. In terms of whether I'd call myself a Jew because of cultural upbringing, values, Israel, etc., no.

Jews do have a history with the ole hemp plant. I think one of the books in the Torah mentions cannabis.

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Originally Posted by PatrickHenry

That's ridiculous. Simple words can provoke you into physical altercation. In my culture that is considered weakness.

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I dont know how you were brought up, but i was bought up to be loyal to my family. If someone says something racist to me, that insults my whole family, im not going to sit there and let it happen. Im going to stop it. When someone insults me, i wont get violent, just pissed off. But as soon as someone insults my faith and my intire family, you expect me to just sit there and say "stop"

Anyone who allows it to happen is weak, someone who puts a stop to it is right.

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Originally Posted by LIP

I dont know how you were brought up, but i was bought up to be loyal to my family. If someone says something racist to me, that insults my whole family, im not going to sit there and let it happen. Im going to stop it. When someone insults me, i wont get violent, just pissed off. But as soon as someone insults my faith and my intire family, you expect me to just sit there and say "stop"

Anyone who allows it to happen is weak, someone who puts a stop to it is right.

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Give me a break. That is ridiculous. There is a saying in Vietnamese that says "Don't bite back the dog that bites you." You need to learn that. You're just making yourself the dog by attacking someone who throws an insult at you. Learn from great leaders like Martin Luther King Jr... racism is not an excuse for violence.

My family brought me up to have a strong mind first and foremost.

You're wrong on your own thread. HAHAHAHA You need to kick back and relax homie. We're on a stoner site on the internet.

ive never met a jew in my life :stoned: how weird is that hehe BIG FAN OF MATISYAHU DOH! :D

lol..the curse of the chosen people ma man..
people will allways hate us, it's called jealousy.

^^^^^:clap: Yup, Religion DIVIDES, GOD unites. My blood is the same colour as yours! (except mine has more THC than yours).:smokin:

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Originally Posted by shilling

^^^^^:clap: Yup, Religion DIVIDES, GOD unites. My blood is the same colour as yours! (except mine has more THC than yours).:smokin:

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HAHA owned!

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Originally Posted by PatrickHenry

HAHA owned!

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I really dont see how anyone was owned by that statement.

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Originally Posted by LIP

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I really dont see how anyone was owned by that statement.

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He said he had more THC in his blood. That was funny.

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Originally Posted by PatrickHenry

He said he had more THC in his blood. That was funny.

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Oh. I didnt get it.

But really, it'd be cannabinoids and cannabinol, unless he's just smoked, as THC is out of the bloodstream 2 -4 hours after smoking.

But i get it now lol.

Im a bit slow.

Anyway, Pat, shall we start again after the disagreement we had?

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Originally Posted by LIP

Oh. I didnt get it.

But really, it'd be cannabinoids and cannabinol, unless he's just smoked, as THC is out of the bloodstream 2 -4 hours after smoking.

But i get it now lol.

Im a bit slow.

Anyway, Pat, shall we start again after the disagreement we had?

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We're good. Every stoner here is my brother!:rasta: :rasta: :rasta:

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Originally Posted by PatrickHenry

We're good. Every stoner here is my brother!:rasta: :rasta: :rasta:

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Cheers man, i know i can be a bit of a prick when i get in an argument, but i dont mean it.

:D

:rastasmoke:

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Originally Posted by LIP

I am... Now post... are YOU?

In all seriousness, dont be assholes and post shit..

I said about a Jew thread in another thread... it surprised me how many they're are on here, i thought i was one of only a couple.

Anyways...

R to L ;)

Im un-orthodox, and i love sausages...

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I wasn't born a Jew. I was adopted by a Jewish family and raised a Jewess.
Myy dads parents we basically reformed and my moms parents were Orthadox, my grandfathers older brother was a Rabbi as well as an MD. My dad was an MD as well.
Now, my brother and his family are almost Orthadox while I married a goy (lol) and am reformed. lol
Infact, the family prolly does the spins when I decorate for my husband and the kiddles for Easter and Christmas. lol
I still can't get into ham tho. I don't know if it's the cloven feet or that they are just dnrned cute.:o

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Originally Posted by Bong30

Borat is a jew from England I believe......


I am Catholic. But we are Jewdeo Christians, cause Jesus was a Jew.

Jewdism could exist without christianity
but
Christianity could not exist with out jewdism.

I stand in support of all Jews around the world, and will fight for them as they were my own.

sorry to be so heavy lip......

we are living in strange days.

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That is a sweet post and I appreciate it very much. <3

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Originally Posted by bsanderson

for real Hebrew Hammer in da house. B, for real.

Mordechai

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Shoshanna here. I wanted to be named Hasassa like my doll for the Hadassa hospital.

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Originally Posted by surreys princess

i was going to start a thread like this lip, as you mentioned in my previous post, but i couldnt figure out how to word it!! i am also a jew....i had no idea there were so many of us....i have never toked with a jew besides my sister....wow...

shalom..
princess

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Shalom to you shana.

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Originally Posted by Billionfold

I'd love to have a wealthy Jewish neighbor. Who constantly let me smoke weed and borrow cash without paying them back. Damn that is like the perfect neighbor.

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Wealthy or not, we would expect our borrowed money returned.

There is no free lunch.

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Originally Posted by OniEhtRedrum781

My father's jewish, and i've been told ur mother has to be jewish for it to be passed down, but either way, i was brought up catholic..

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That is true. A baby born to a Jewish mother and a non Jewish father is automatically considered Jewish. Not so with just a Jewish father.

But, I'm sure you get the best of both worlds. I hope you do. Passover at the dads parents?

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Originally Posted by newbieb

also if you're jewish and never went to israel and over the age of 18 theres a thing thats called birthright they'll take you there for free and pay for your hotel

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I'd love to go back. I'll think about it. Maybe I'll pretend i haven't since I was very young when I first went.
I don't wanna cheat but I'd love to see the beauty with older eyes and I'm not wealthy enough to do it on my own. :(

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Originally Posted by surreys princess

oh yeah....i forgot.....to answer some things that were mentioned..

1. you are only jewish if your mother is jewish..it is fathers name mothers blood, by jewish law..and not only that, but you have to convert if your mom isnt jewish and are the lowest on the caste scale as there are 3 levels of jews and your level distinguishes your honours and priviledges within the synagogue..

2. why do people think you have to look a certain way to be a jew? i have seen lots of christians with big noses and dark curly hair..i have seen blonde hair and blue eyed jews..i think people confuse this with sabra's, or israeli's, who have these features, which are regional really..

ok..i think i am done now... :D

princess

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Well, there are always the Spanish Jews that don't "look typical". Blonde or redheaded brown haired. :)

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Originally Posted by bongomania

I was born in NYC to a Jewish dad and an Italian Catholic mom. So I'm not a Jew since jewish blood flows maternal, not paternal. Although, my family would often go to other Jewish family friend's houses for holidays i.e. Yom Kippur, Roshoshana (please forgive me if I misspelled them). And my dad made great knishes, blintzes, and kasha vinushka.

Also, one of my best friends, Adam, is a Jew. Adam has a big picture of Sandy Koufax (Jewish pitcher) in his house. And even though Adam's a yankees fan (I HATE the fagyankees) Adam likes my beloved Mets just a little now because they got Shawn Green (Jewish outfielder). Adam and I watch just about every NY Islanders game and smoke bowls every time the Islanders score.:stoned: It was great they beat the hated rangers last night with 7 goals!!!!

And just like all of my Jewish friends, I love Chinese food!:D

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Excellent post and you are right on about the Chinese food. Every Sunday was a night out on ChinaTown and we loved it!
One day I may tell what we did for my wedding. lol

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Originally Posted by Fr33kMan

No, not really a good excuse :) But its not a problem, understood that it was probably bad language choice rather than malice. Stoners generally don't tend to be aggressive to others.

Peace

Fr33kman (still queer, still here, now where's my beer?:smokin:)


PS: The Yankees do suck thou don't they? :) Only cause they have all the money in the world and others don't so can't just purchase good players like the yankees can. Other teams have to have commitment and skill.

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shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiit... then you ain't been around here long enough yet. lol... stoners can be just as aggressive as anyone else... you just gotta do something directly to us... or something that really strikes home....

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Originally Posted by mfitzp

ive never met a jew in my life :stoned: how weird is that hehe BIG FAN OF MATISYAHU DOH! :D

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Now you know all of us. :)
We're nice folks for the most part. Good people.

Nice to meet ya.:jointsmile:

I was brought up jewish but married a catholic. I don't know what that makes me (ha,ha) or my kids. Hey PhillySluts420- you in Philly or suburbs. Born and raised there..... and grew alot of plants there too.

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Originally Posted by PaRaNoIa

I'm atheist

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"There is no God! ....and Jesus was his only son." said the Athiest, who just as the theist got it horribly wrong.


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smoke a blunt to that one.

yep i'm a jew

been to temple like once in my life never going back, didnt have a mitzvah, dont do anything jewish, but my parents tell me i'm a jew so i'm a jew.

Hell yeah I'm a Jew (wait a second... we don't believe in hell... oh well)!

So far in my life, I've been really fortunate to have gone to very accepting schools and have never been more than mildly teased for being Jewish (in fact, the school that I go to at present is upwards of 40% Jewish when you include people like mowie wowie). I have to say, I did not expect there to be so many Jews on this forum; it really blows my mind.

Oh, and by the way, I don't know if this has been said already, but Goldstein and Rosenberg from Harold and Kumar are my heroes... At least as far as pot-smoking Jewish guys go...

i was born jewish, went to hebrew school, was bar mitzvah'd. so i guess i'm jewish.

i never really bought it, and stopped going to temple after my bar mitzvah when i was 13. now i'm 21, since then i've became an agnostic athiest, switching back and forth, until i discovered eastern philosophy :]

jewish people are great, i get along with them better than gentiles because jews tend to be more open minded and have a better sense of humor. also, i've rarely met a jew who actually believed in the nonsense thats taught in the bible. but there are exceptions of course.

l'chaim bitches!

not jewish. My school-mates (friends) were 50% jews, Same where my dad grew up (50% jew 50% polish) everyone was friends.
We are catholic.

Shov