Things girls do that are annoying

i think its weird when girls fart, or when they burp intentionally, etc. also when they talk shit about them selves and MOST of all i HATE it when girls get MAD jsut because they CAN, likeover stupid shit, no matter the situation, they need to just chill sometimes. but ive never REALLY been in that situation with one of my own girl freinds or anything, im a pretty easy guy to get along with, but imagine what the girls have to put up with, why dont we make a " girls, what about guys pisses you off" thread, i couldnt even imagine, lol.
"i hate it whne he doesnt flush his turds"
"i hate it when i walk into the study and theres hundreds of empty soda cans and cups and plates"
"i hate it when he farts in my face while im sleeping."
"i hate it when he grabs my ass in public"
"i hate it when he gets drunk and hima nd all his mates trash the house"

just the things that GUYS do to girls, that girls could never pull of without a serious "WTF?"

I think it's funny that we've got four pages and counting on this so far. :)

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Originally Posted by phoenix

I think it's funny that we've got four pages and counting on this so far. :)

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I have at least 4 more pages inside me, but I just got home from work and I'm too tired to be bothered with it right now.

Wow!! What a thread!
There is some HARDCORE discussion going on here!!


:) :) :)
:) ... I thought girls are made of sugar and spice, and all things nice !!!!!!!
:) :) :)

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Originally Posted by MaryJaneScott

Wow!! What a thread!
There is some HARDCORE discussion going on here!!


:) :) :)
:) ... I thought girls are made of sugar and spice, and all things nice !!!!!!!
:) :) :)

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i think the spice probably fucked it up? :what:

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Originally Posted by souldistortion

i think the spice probably fucked it up? :what:

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lmao

I like the spice, and all the BS that goes with it. Although, I had a girl cry during sex one time, and that annoyed the hell out of me.

WTF?

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Originally Posted by JunkYard

I like the spice, and all the BS that goes with it. Although, I had a girl cry during sex one time, and that annoyed the hell out of me.

WTF?

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ive had that a couple times , for a multitude of reasons...

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Originally Posted by JunkYard

I like the spice, and all the BS that goes with it. Although, I had a girl cry during sex one time, and that annoyed the hell out of me.

WTF?

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she cried??? i wouldda slapped that hoe. what she cryin for? she dont like your lovin? i mean come on. that would piss me off. I hate the spice. maybe someday man will discover a way to remove the spice from the female genetics so that all women could be regular functioning members of society.

it the spices that contrubutes to the chemical imbalanace...

I once cried because of how good the sex was..haha..totally uncontrollable...tears just started to flow.
I was in my little step sister bed at my dads house...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

well one time, this girl wa sa virgin and i guess it was to big and i put it in to fast?...

another just started crying...for no reason at all...i was like why are u crying shes like i have no idea...

same girl cried another time cause she said it felt so good...i dunno...w/e...

SEE!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY!!!

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Originally Posted by TallulahGreen

SEE!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY!!!

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who called u crazy? :D

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Originally Posted by dryst

it the spices that contrubutes to the chemical imbalanace...

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your hypothesis intrigues me dr. dryst. association among other fucked up members of the female race only furthers the ever downgrading averaged female intelligence, logic, reason-based decision making, and common sense.
Solution: Designate all females on earth to groups. groups they are psychologically compatible with and will not use to learn any new or incriminating evil, crafty womanly skills. I think this would make planet earth, AS A WHOLE, perfect to live on. just imagine it

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Originally Posted by TallulahGreen

SEE!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY!!!

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I am! :D

just so you know....

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Originally Posted by dryst

who called u crazy? :D

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...the last 4 pages.;) :p :dance:

whoever said "communication" im with them

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Originally Posted by dryst

it the spices that contrubutes to the chemical imbalanace...

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It's the spice that makes life interesting....

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Originally Posted by JunkYard

It's the spice that makes life interesting....

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I'm fuckin' FULL of SPICE.:o :rasta:

If she cries....Ram it harder! Knock the bottom out!

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Originally Posted by 4NIK8R

If she cries....Ram it harder! Knock the bottom out!

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and that comes straight from the fornicater himself....

This thread makes me appreciate my boyfriend SO much.

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Originally Posted by stinkyattic

lol you're a girl hater... maybe I shouldn't have been so polite with you.

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lol I was just kidding, lighten up.

this has probably been said already but shit bitches never stop Bitchin...it's like just shut the fuck up!!!!!!!! lol

Why is it that girls who you don't take any notice of or pay any attention to, always end up being the ones hitting on you?

Why can't a girl I've been checking out all night come onto me?

It's the ones you don't love, that love you back.

im in the same situation... some chick likes me, shes cool but i like her friend more. I found out that her friend likes me but since the other likes me too it kinda makes the one i like off limits you know?

i bet nobody knows what i just said lol im just as confused...

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im in the same situation... some chick likes me, shes cool but i like her friend more. I found out that her friend likes me but since the other likes me too it kinda makes the one i like off limits you know?

i bet nobody knows what i just said lol im just as confused...

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same thing happened to me. these 2 chicks were friends. one was a little chubby but not bad looking. the other was absolutley gorgeous....






the fat one liked me...
making her friend off limits. her friend even TOLD ME, "no im sorry, but allie likes you, i cant do that to her" WTF??? :mad: Let me go with whoever i choose. If i like one person and not the other then deal with it. No fat chicks.

"My last boyfriend, when he lived here he payed the rent, payed the phone bill, took me out shopping, the car note. I said shit, we gotta get his ass back here. Buy me some shit."

i like girls

I hate when they give mixed signals..

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Originally Posted by TallulahGreen

This thread makes me appreciate my boyfriend SO much.

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Yeah, seriously... no shit.

Smokin dope, you need an ass whuppin yourself for posting that pic. TG, you wanna go get him? :mad:

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Originally Posted by TokinAsianGuy

shit. no offense to the ladies but thats a really funny pic.

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lucky for me, i happened to be stoned when i first saw that pic. i scrolled down, stopped, and COULDN'T stop laughing for a good 30 seconds. I love women.

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Growing up, as a young child, I WAS MOLESTED/RAPED whatever you call it more than once....basically forced to do sexual things that weren't right and I as manipulated into thinking that it was what I was to do.

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I know this may be a little late.. but i have heard this excuse many times.. Even though it if did happen ( not saying that your lieing ) that does not explain what was being talked about.. thats is a way of draging your drama into the open.. not trying to be mean

"....heard this excuse many times.. Even though it if did happen .... thats is a way of draging your drama into the open"

Well, there are intelligent men, REAL men who can still be sensitive to the feelings/experiences of others and not consider themselves wimpy or soft because of it....
And then there's insensitive jerks who should stay out of any talk of painful subjects.....
I think we all can tell the difference.

I thought of something else I don'e like about 'some' girls Some can be quite shallow, and that irritates the piss out of me.

They try to change you and when they do,they try to change you again???WTF

They watch Oprah, enough said.

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Originally Posted by Skink

They try to change you and when they do,they try to change you again???WTF

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Yeah they do, but that's part of the fun, imo. Deep inside they/she knows I will never change, but they/she still try's, lol!

I find it hillarious! :D


Although, when I was a younger man, I actually quit smoking for a girl, then she dumped me, haha! (What a bitch!)

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Originally Posted by JunkYard

Yeah they do, but that's part of the fun, imo. Deep inside they/she knows I will never change, but they/she still try's, lol!

I find it hillarious! :D


Although, when I was a younger man, I actually quit smoking for a girl, then she dumped me, haha! (What a bitch!)

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"quitting" smoking for a girl, just means that you no longer are allowed to smoke around her.