3 words after sex

sry cash only!

Next, free love

U Pussy Niga

trick ass ho!

that was great...
want a beer?

Uh-oh... It's stuck!!

omg no one said this!

LETS GET HIGH

you gotta go!

is that poo???

i have the definitive one.....come out, guys

Are you dead??!

Wot? Your twins???:dance:

:pimp:

Are you straight?

is that it :rolleyes:

cum again? *moaning*

I actually said once after sex with an ex a couple years ago, I just looked at her and said, 'Right....bye now.'

She didn't think it was funny, though....she was pissed.

u take check?
u take credit?
wheres my keys?
wheres my ring?
:eek:its got teeth!?!?!?!?
ready for round3????
wheres the bud?
ive got (pick an std)
u done yet?
thats a rap!!!
whoaaaaa stop rolling!


im blazed this shit is great

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Originally Posted by aonymity

:eek:its got teeth!?!?!?!?

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HAHAHAHA, classic.

what a whore

Ive been reading a lot here and wasnt going to register but this thread prompted to. To quote Charlotte's Web: "That'll do pig. (That'll do.)"

where am i?

take me home

Make me sandwich.

got a sister?

Untie me please?

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Originally Posted by Inferius

Make me sandwich.

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I dont know how many people are *NIX geeks around here but if you are you may get a chuckle out of this:

http://xkcd.com/c149.html

"I'll see ya" ;)

hahaha, i cant believe no-one sed it,

AND IM SPENT!!! (accompanied by a slap on the ass :))

Want fries withat?

youre still here?/
uh oh... diarreah/
you smell chlorophorm?

oh! hi mom!
let's roll one
let's do it (Again?)

gi-gity gi-gity goo!
Im hungry as fuck! (its 4 letters but its funny)

wheres my panties?

Here's a £5

need a smoke

the condom broke

ignore the aids

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AND IM SPENT!!! (accompanied by a slap on the ass )

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haha i like that one

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Originally Posted by rebgirl420

wheres my panties?

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Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou

"I'll see ya"

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^^The only honest answers so far, or at least the most common.^^

Another varient of those would be what I sometimes say...

"See ya, baby"

:thumbsup:

wheres my beer

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Originally Posted by Mer_de^Vert

JunkYard how dya know I don't say 'where's my weed' while she's saying 'where's my panties' while they're swingin in the ceiling fan... honest answers lol, you've obviously shagged the world
'better with chocolate' mwhahahaha

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I also put an "or most common"

Of course, this is only my personal experience talking. Obviously, I haven't 'shagged' the world, haha!

I couldn't possibly know what others actually say, aside from my own interactions, so...

If you say "Where's my weed" after sex, I'll believe you...honest!

:smokin: