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LOL, Res, actually we give the smarter ones a caculator and they tap out the numbers with their tales! :D Seriously, though, where I live I am outnumbered by bovines 5 to 1, so if they ever decided to revolt, I'm screwed. But we do rely on them for our income. If the farmers stop using tractors and other equipment, my husband has nothing to fix, and we have no money. So, the financial issue is a big part of where my opinions come from.
lol, got a nice visual
and lmfaooo, my youngest son (he's 4) just saw your avatar, MJM, he said - "Look dad, she's shaking her ass!" - I couldn't tell him off for saying 'ass' because I was giggling too much lol
Yep, Bro, money is the pits! I hate it. I hate what it does to people. I hate not having any lol.
And I appreciate your standpoint too, MJM.
Hey Maryjane have you ever heard this one? :D
COWS WITH GUNS
Fat and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
Cows aren't fun
They eat to grow, grow to die
Die to be et at the hamburger fry
Cows well done
Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great cow guru
Cows are one
He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
Cow Se Tongue
He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd
Cow doldrums
He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die
Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high
Bad cow pun
But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
Cows are bummed
He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
Cows with guns
They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
Cow well hung
Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
Run cows run!
He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
We are free roving bovines, we run free today
We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns
They crashed the gate in a great stampede
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
Cows have fun
Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
Much cow dung
Black smoke rising, darkening the day
Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way
The President said "enough is enough
These uppity cattle, its time to get tough"
Cow dung flung
The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
Cows on buns
The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They mooed their last moos,
they chewed their last hay
Cows outgunned
The order was given to turn cows to whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers
Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers
lol, Lulu...especailly 'chickens in choppers'
Lmao
who wrote that Lulu?
Fuck I don't know :rolleyes:
Hang on I'll check.........
by Dana Lyons
That was a good one, Lulu! I'm still laughing! Oh, noooo, I may in big trouble! :D
thanks! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lulu
he y res.
i used to work for a slaughter house here & when i 1st saw a cow slaughterd,i felt sorry for it.but fuck man,iv hadf a dekivery of pigs that were kicked in the face & up the ass,jabbed with a sharp stick.
animals are animals,chickens are chickens.bolox to there feelings.the next thing.you will have people waving banners .saying.
dont piss in the lake,save a frog
ever wonderd what the sea smelled like before women went swimmong in it
Thats exactly how I feel about cows too. I hardly ever eat meat and not because of how the animals are treated...I just can't stand the stuff!Quote:
Originally Posted by maryjanemama
theres nothib better than,a good chicken curry when you had a night on the beer.
you being a trucker resinate.well.what you gonna think about all these pigs & cows when you eating at these roadside cafes.
yeah.no3 breakfast,extra chickenny.lol & throw us a dead cat on the side to
he he hee, the shit hits the fan!
Not that it didn't already.
I really don't give a fuck. Meat is meat. Meat taste good.
who cares how it gets on your plate? all your bleeding hearts don't make a fuckload of diff.
Oh, treating humans humanely, please. what diff has all the billions spent made?
LoL
i think the only thing ya really have to think about at these road side cafes and roach coaches in town is... Where are all dogs and cats? LoL i never seem to see animals anywhere in the vicinity of them little shady places =oP
lol, where'd ya think the term 'hotdog' came from! lol
"Yes, I'd like the road-kill special, please...with a side order of slow-pedestrian"
"Would you like some over-zealous copper, with that?"
"Er, no thanks, it gives me the shits"
I've worked in a slaughter house and have no problems with killing something that is going to be eaten , I LOVE MEAT , I also like wearing leather.
If I examine my teeth they are all used for the purpose of eating just about anything , meat ,veggies , grains and pulses all go down with the same ease.
I dislike killing in the name of sport , what we should do if folk want to hunt for sport is make them hunt each other (ala Running man) and only one can come out alive.I would be prepared to eat the loser if he or she was cooked right.
As for fat bastards . they are fat for a few reasons , bad diet and lack of exercise being the main causes , get off your arses and stop eating so much is my advise.
http://www.cowswithguns.com/Cowstory.html
I agree! You can be just as portly from cake as you can from a hamburger and if you sit on the couch all day you're fucked no matter what you eat.Quote:
Originally Posted by psychocat
See, I've been trying to put on wieght for years, and rigidly follow the "sofa-diet", but to no avail - what am I doing wrong :confused:
There has to be a certain level of geneticism involved too...if you come from a fat family, then chances are , you're gonna be fat. But hey, it doesn't always follow that just because you're fat, you're unfit - who's gonna tell Samo Hung, that he's unfit...err...not me!
Res, hmmmm, you need a nice girl to make you all sorts of good meals so you put on a few pounds...then she can help you work it off the old fashioned way! What's holding you back! You're a tall blue eyed blond guy and are fun and witty. The ladies (casseroles in hand) should be beating down you're door! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by RESiNATE
Alas, I am married and in a different continent....:mad: Lol
well, that's what I can't understand, MJM lmfaoooo
Damn - I've heard that you make a mean casserole!!Quote:
Originally Posted by maryjanemama
lol
IMOTEP
I have been working with ( hydro ) for about 4 years now with veggies I have found that if you cut the Nutrients about 10 days before harvest the veggies have a better flavor and better texture
When I was yonger 1947-1958 before he got busted for it, dad bought Hemp food all the time from Mex. and we ate less meat felt better eat less food you where satisfied after eating. It's not like now you buy something and you are still hungry and cant get full.
yeah, hydro veggies need to be flushed just like hydro bud
yep, spot on.Quote:
Originally Posted by litespeed
my only beef (hehehahahoho) with hydro is that unless the nutrients are organically derived from local sources, its just another truck on the road.
hydro has many benefits but its oil's bitch.
can you grow chickens hydroponically?
what does hydro bud have to do with anything? hydro is just bud that was grown hydroponically.. why should it be flushed?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bro DZ
hmm..you know, we should start simply growing organs in labs and eat that and not subject animals to the horrors of our demented guts. just a random abstract thought. :D
if you dont flush the plant, a grip of nutrients are up in it when you harvest, and it drastically effects the flavor of the bud =o( ya flush the plant with straight water for the last 4 or five days before you harvest. Just like vegges. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR
had to go to the dentist today so i couldnt go fishing. :mad: :)
oooh hahaha i didnt read all the posts in this thread, so i thought you meant they need to be flushed down the drain hahahaha sorry man :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Bro DZ
LoL, its all good G-Toker
resinate:
See, I've been trying to put on wieght for years, and rigidly follow the "sofa-diet", but to no avail - what am I doing wrong
Give the right hand a rest mate... lmfao....
Oh the poor chickens & cows I hear you all cry. Well what about the potatoes? Nobody cares about the poor effin spud! During the potato famine everyone cried about the millions of Irish people who's bellies where grumbling, but did anyone spare a thought for the billions of potatoes that died of disease. :-(
lol mr patatoe head
ok i really cant spell potatoe tht it <------ lol
Ahh You say patatoe I say potatoe. It's all chips.lol
Oh and it's Mrs PatatoeHead to you. :p
umm you say potatoe, she says patatoe, everyone else says potato.. lets call the whole thing off??
god where did that come from? lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Imotep
random vent of frustration.
will somebody please think of the chickens!!!!!!!
:p :D ;) :) :rolleyes: :cool:
ahh ok, fish feeling pain.
i remmeber waht i was on about now.
(jesus who brought this guy)
imotep fondles the egg vent-
"cluck for me bitch, cluck, thats right...cluck ooh yeah, im youre cock tonight"
yes, of course :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR
there are very serious problems in the world that deserve our attention, and cruelty to animals is one of them. we should try to alleviate suffering wherever we can. helping animals is not any more or less important than helping human beingsā??they are both important. animal suffering and human suffering are interconnected.