climbs up it
Printable View
climbs up it
but to reach the top bud he knows he has to climb so...
he builds a jet pack that runs off hemp oil
he begins to climb but hes to stoned so he falls off the volcano into a giant maui waui field of weed
he squashes some buds and pure hash oil starts drippin off, so he loads the jet and...
(he wasnt climbing...and there no valcano...there just some lava in a hole...)
he uses all the maui waui to replenish the fuel in the jet pack while smoking a nice big bowl
and starts flyen to the top..
he drops the pipe and suddenly himself and everything around him is on fire!!!
when he reaches the top jimmy hendrix is up at the top smoking a entire weed plant in a huge bong
he punches jimi hendrix and steal the purple haze....and runs across the clouds
hey wtf hes on fire
but Jimi is after him so he speeds up...
while on fire
fuck u man gimme that! he punches jimi in the face and takes the purple haze
so jimi flies to heaven with all the Purple Haze, but Matt is determined...
he grabs jimis leg just in time and holds on while jimi proceeds to fly into heaven
you guys suck
Matt tries to take the bud away and Jim shouts "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" coz he already crossed the gate of heaven and cant return untill 500 years pass
that he is gonna get that bud back from jimmy
so he try's following him by flapping his arms
he drinks a few red bulls and BAM** he has wings now
then God comes. "Rnt u that dude that Satan gave u the beans to hide the truth?????" Matt shits on his pants...
(rotten we have no lives...)
god bust out laughing so hard that he to shits his pants...(robes maybe i dunno...)
Matt smells Gods stink and feels that hes spirits goes away from his body...
his out of body experience id due to gods shit being psychoactive...and even the smell now has matt trippin balls harder than ever before
so Matt visits Nirvana with his mind where Ganesha awaits him with a giant chillum loaded with 100kilos of fresh divine Charas...
he eats all the charas :D he ods and dies...now he must face judgement for whether or not he goes to heaven or hell...growing satans Hell Weed or trippin off of gods shit stains
things go in a strange way and Matt is unable to enter Heaven neither Hell. Satan wont let him coz he tripped of gods shit and god wont let him in coz he grew the hell beans, so Matt...
must now roam the world as a ghost with jimi hendrix to find the hoyl grail of weed...the pure white bud (made of 100% thc)
so he gathers all the kief left in the bottom of every grinder of every stoner in the world to make one of his own...
but it doesnt work so now he must set off on a journey to find the white bud...he goes to teh local headshop to see if anyone there has heard and thing about it
giant wad of hashish, but suddenly...
EDIT: Dryst beat me to it.
mah b :D lol...continue the friggin story...
and the people taht are in the headshop are actually aliens, and they take him to the MOtherbud wich is when he starts to be beamed up...
he asks them if they know where the white bud is...but they ignore him and strap him to a table and prepare for the anal probe...
so as he realizes thats his last seconds as real man, he feels that long thing goin to the depths of his ass and then...
he has an orgasm...he bust all over the aliens, which is acid to them so they melt...
so he frees himself from the table and tries to find an exit. While taking a turn left to the Great White Room, he finaly finds what he was lookin for...
then he sees it...the white bud...just as he runs for it...a nekid jimi henrix runs into the room and grabs the white bud and takes off down the ahllway
NO FUCKIN WAY sais Matt, and runs after Jimi...
just as he turns the corner he see the but nekid music legend with the white bud taped to the back of his ball sack so its undetecable by law enforment officers (LEO) and see him jump down a little hole in the floor