i'd live in a jar
what if i wasn't a loser?
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i'd live in a jar
what if i wasn't a loser?
You'd be on MTV Cribs.
What if every first born child burst into flames?
i'd go to the hospital with a fork
what if cannabalism was mandatory?
Then there would be no humans
what if everything in life was FREE
Then the economy would collapse.
What if you shit razor blades?
i would die of constipation
what if weed were blue?
ahha, I'm too slow. go on without me. I'll catch up.. I think.
then i would still smoke itQuote:
Originally Posted by Mista Sippi
(heres a good one) what if this thread was just a way for people to get their post count up!
Then my new favorite munchy would be shaving cream and pie.
What if you smelled like cat pee?
i'd kill the cat
what if dolphins ruled the earth?
who cares aboot post count? Like who sits at home and thinks of ways to make it reach 100,00?
wait, no...im sure someone does
wait, are we still playing the game?
Theres too many of us posting
at
the
same
time
maybe we should take it in turns?? :)
or quote every reply that your replying to
and make sure
that none of them
get missed
:)
yeah, what if you spintaniously combusted every tuesday?
haha. holy fuck.
edit - I agree with CC. Tooo fast.
then who would play?
What if you were mexican?
smoke all my weed on mondayQuote:
Originally Posted by rebgirl420
what if your parents were terrorists?
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Originally Posted by Mista Sippi
Then i'd call up homeland security.
what if you had ur jaw wired shut?
i'd be hanging outside home deopotQuote:
Originally Posted by rebgirl420
what if you had a penis attached to your forehead?
Then i'd say, "Gimme Head" all day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mista Sippi
What if you were a midget?
Then i would be a dickhead i suppose as they say lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by Mista Sippi
What if you HAD to smoke a half oz of weed everyday?
i'd learn how to do backflips and i'd bite peopleQuote:
Originally Posted by rebgirl420
what if you had to fit a midget up your ass?
Then i would probably kill myselfQuote:
Originally Posted by rebgirl420
What if we didn't have doors we had flaps like a cat has
i'd have to cut backQuote:
Originally Posted by cannabis campbell
what if you could only smoke 2 hits of weed everyday?
Then i wouldn't know wtf to do! lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by Mista Sippi
what if you had to be fucked up the ass by a 15" cock
IT WOULD SUCK BALLS THEN WE WOULDNT HAVE EVEN BEEN MADE DOORSQuote:
Originally Posted by cannabis campbell
now...
What if dane cook was considered a fucking noob at comedy...HOW FUCKING GOOD CAN THEY COME SHITTT>..
Then i would be sad :( but its better than nothingQuote:
Originally Posted by Mista Sippi
what if there was no cars, no trucks, airplanes, bikes, skateboards, nothing! just walking??
i'd find a 15" rooster with a small penisQuote:
Originally Posted by cannabis campbell
what if you had your butthole sewn shut?
i`d not smoke for 7 days and get lit with 14!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mista Sippi
Then getting baked and watching comedy shows would be so hilarious!Quote:
Originally Posted by Eshelmen
What if we could not talk with our mouths and we had to use sign language
then i would make myself throw up after every mealQuote:
Originally Posted by Mista Sippi
what if you had a TERRIBLE case of the munchies but no food at home
and too stoned to go somewhere and get food you were nearly dead and could barely walk?
i`d be getting sex everydayQuote:
Originally Posted by cannabis campbell
What if were all in the matrix?
i would have to keep my pimp hand strongQuote:
Originally Posted by cannabis campbell
what if a bitch don't come correct?
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Originally Posted by cannabis campbell
Then i'd be a VERY happy girl.
What if you had to kill your best friend?
i'd eat my friendQuote:
Originally Posted by cannabis campbell
what if you had to shit everytime you got an erection?
Then i would be neoQuote:
Originally Posted by Eshelmen
what if we only lived till 20
i'd do it outside, cuz somebody gotta clean that shit upQuote:
Originally Posted by rebgirl420
what if women weren't so stingy with the pussy?
then i would never be off the toilet lmao!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mista Sippi
What if you could only masturbate or have sex once a month
What if everyone on the message board had a huge orgy?