worst thing you did as a kid

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

i fucking hate cats... when i was young we had this vicious cat (i swear it had to of been half bob-cat) it used to chase my friends around, like actually trying ot attack them.. like a fucking pit bull... anyways, when i was 5, one day it decided to jump on my head and fuck me up... 100 or so stitches later with no pain medication cuz i was bleeding too badly, i wanted to kill all cats...
things i've done to cats:
tied them to a leash to an unmovable object (a tree for instance) to where the cat had no more then maybe a foot of free room to run, and i would spray him with a water hose with one of those sprayer nozzels on Jet.
i've shot a cat in the ass with a paintball gun that was up in a tree.. it jumped up about 10 feet higher, then hit the ground and took off running like a rocket.
i've taken cats and swung them by their tails, (like the helicopter thing) and flung it up on my roof
i've put cats in the washing machine and dryers.. i didn't want to kill them so in the washing machine i'd only put it on "Spin" or in the dryer on "Fluff dry (no heat)
i've tied cats down, hog tied, to objects so it couldn't move at all, and just let it lay there for hours...
i've taken cats, and hung them by a ledge 6-8 feet in the air by their front leg-claws (it was the hole in the ceiling where the attic stairs are, and i left the stairs open so it hit the stairs on the way down) this gave me the most enjoyment, watching the pure terror in it's eyes, like one once put in me
i've put oranges in socks and beat the living hell out of cats...
i've just lost all control and beat the living hell out of a cat, just throwing it around, kicking it... and so on.... (i never tried to kill or severly injure these cats, only make them fear, or make them hurt mildly-moderately)
i've strangled cats, not for any length of time, just to see the look on their face and hear that sound....
i've put a cat ina box, and closed the box and pushed it down some stairs (and not where it would just slide down either)
there's plenty more, but i think i got the point across i hate cats...
anyways, i don't do it anymore, that was before i was even 15 or so.. after awhile i came to peace with the little sneaky bastards only after realizing that all this torture, never hurt the only cat that's ever hurt me... which is why i stoppped... yea call me fucked up all you want, i made mistakes, no one's perfect... atleast i got the balls to admit when i'm wrong...
i get along with cats fine... kind of like me and cats have this understanding now.. kinda hard to explain.. but 2 unspoken rules, come to me when you want attention you'll get all you want, as long as i'm not busy doing something that involves my hands, and don't fuck with me i won't fuck with you...

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you know what it's probably best if me and you NEVER fuckin meet, or i may be attempted to take a bat to your head

yes they probably got picked on at school so they had to take some aggression out on the cats so it made them feel big

I think everybody learns from their mistakes.

Maybe the guy that posted the most cruel thing here, maybe that guy has thought about it a lot... through the years... many thoughts... and maybe, because of such deep introspection, he now protects/help more than before... So those cruel things of the past have now helped create much more good than the harm they caused.

Or another option...

Is that the next guy that's gonna be cruel with cats, needs to take videos and pictures... document the entire thing. Then post a link.... so we all can learn...

i am overly protective of animals, it's just how i was raised.

i already had to set a few of my friends strait(i mean by fighting) for hitting few of there animals

and mistake or not, i don't care what the fuck age you are, you just don't do that shit.

man i dont really know............. im not that bad of a kid. i steal food from school all the time, and actually i steal all kinds of shit from school. but the school deserves it. i really dont do pointlessly mean shit to people...

I probably did some real shit as a youngster but the worst was probably lots of cases of arson and criminal damage,

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Originally Posted by Fabolous

you know what it's probably best if me and you NEVER fuckin meet, or i may be attempted to take a bat to your head

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Haha if we ever met I'd call you stupid for posting that.

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It's nice to meet a fellow cat lover

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i'm a cat lover now, i just have a fucked up history with them :( i wouldn't hurt them or any animal anymore, purposely.. let some unchained pitbull walk up to me and be agreesive... all that shit goes right out the window :eek:

me n my friend caught small sharks and various fish and killed em and stucj it under this guys trailerit reeked he was an ass thou so its chill

oh and i walked by some 10 yr old girls selling cookies
girl: wanna buy some cookies
me: wanna buy some cookies NO!!!
i had to kill a sick rabbit so it wouldent infect the others (this is b4 i owned any gunz) i just picked it up and chuked it like 20 yrds

these squirrels kept eating our posts along our front walk and my grandfather gave me a license to kill them. well they chewed through our screen porch and into a big bag of bird seed. on morning i look out the window and see a fucking squirrel orgy like 12 squirells feasting on my porch so i run around back and take a piece of plywood and block their escape route. i get a baseball bat and my german shepard and proceed to slaughter about 8 squirells by hitting them as they climbed the screen and my dog would chew them to death. eventually this squirell ran into the screen so many time that it broke and they ran out but i killed 8 or so the first time and they kept coming back stupid bastards. so i kept on killing them.

as a kid i did not do anything bad becouse i would be punished

if i would swear my dad would take me in the bathroom and wash my mouth out with his cock and his own special kind of soap :(

I saw a kid bury a kitten up to its neck, and run it over with a lawn mower.
Pretty sick sh!t, huh?

My brother tied two cats tails together with a rope, then threw them in the lake...Can you guess what happend?

I wonder why cats are the subjects of such cruelty? I don't think people will ever cease to amaze me./shrug

Before age 10 All I did that got me in trouble was unscrew the top off of a fire hydrant.
After age ten we set the hill and woods on fire while playing with matches.

Things began to get worse when at age 17, after consuming lots of beer and marijuana with a couple of friends and finishing off a pizza, we rolled the big wooden trash trailer (there were no dumpsters back then) out of the lot and it took off down main street narrowly missing oncoming traffic and crashing through the plate glass window of a drug store at the botom of the hill, setting off the alarm. The police rounded us up within an hour or so.

I would have to say when I was 16 and we jumped this hump on the street near a river with my 350lb buddy and me 200lbs in the car. I was in my '78 ford Grenada and I was driving about 80mph when we went over the hump . Man O man did we ever fly, we got about 8 feet of air. When we landed I saw a jeep Cherokee coming up the other lane. I thought we were screwed. Doobi blazing , man those were the times

8 feet of air seems like a little much man

Some stupid bitch in her sweet sixteen extra large SUV killed some kids: she went over a hump in the road and she landed right on top of another car.

i have done so much fun shit but the most recent thing i have done... would have to be when my friends and I did a ton of donuts on our schools lawn and this field and like ruined all the grass and shit and then got parking taken away for the whole junior class.. and when they brought it back..they did a raffle.. and guess who got a spot.. ahaha

another thing i did while i was in sydney on a holiday i was 6,
staying at my anties place,
they had 2 small pet mice,
somehow i knocked the cage over and both ran out,
so i stept on one of them....guts splatterd everywhere...they other ran away into the bush...cant remember how i clean it up, but i recon my antie just thought they escaped.


ahhahaha she'll never know her mice died a painfull death
lol i hate mice.

There are alot of pussies writing about killing cats and mice.If I had a kid who harmed an animal I would very tempted to strangle him I think.

Slipknot i'm glad you like animals now and if a pitbull attacked me I would probably boot it too but there is a big difference between self defence and abuse.

What goes around comes around.

i have no sensitivity towards insects(seem like aliens too much, especially praying mantises and especially when you make them fight) or any animal that would be used for food, but to hurt an innocent animal for no good reason? fucked up!

Id kill any of you people who fucked with a cat or any other warm blooded animal before id kill the animal, mother fuckin cowards who cares if you did it back in the day you still fucking did it. That animal was more innocent then youll ever be!

The worst thing I ever did as a kid was go on a cat killing spree. I took out my shotgun (I grew up in texas) and just started shooting every cat I saw. If it was a kitten, I would just crush its cute little skull under my boot, to conserve ammunition. After about 10 or 12 I got a little bored, so I just set up a whole lot of catnip in a field along with cat food and cat toys, and just started chuckin grenades at them when they clustered. Man, was that a good day.

Just kidding.

I think the worst thing I ever did (well, at least, one of the funniest) as a kid was piss in a cup and try to get my cousin to drink it. Of course, after the first taste he knew exactly what it was, so I had to dump the rest on his head.

Another, probably worse thing I did was put lotion on a sleeping girl's face and try to convince her it was "something else". She knew it was fake, so I had to do it for real, just for the principle of the matter. I think that constitutes as rape in most states. When she woke up, we all had a good laugh and that was it.

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Originally Posted by eddievanzant

How can someone wish Slypknot W/e a bad life for being mean? That seems hypocritical.
My friend used to have kittens and I'd play with them like action figures. I'd make them punch each other and I'd turn them upside down or do a helicopter spin with them in my hands. Their bodies were about the width of my hand. So fun.

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You are starting to really sound like a serial killer in the making eddie...anyone can do just a little research and there is a proven link between animal and human abuse...and also that serial killers started out doing exactly what you and slip are describing here...It's really difficult even with this being the internet to read what some of you have posted about tortuing and killing animals..your really sick...If anyone cares to google because the list is way to long here are just a few names you can put in and see the link between early tortuing and killing of animals and then eventually human victims...Start with Ted Bundy,Richard Davis,Jeffrey Dahmer,Carroll Cole,David Berkowitz,Edmund Kemper....and lets not forget Bobby Thompson who was only 11 when he killed that 2 year old boy...he started off putting kittens on railroad tracks just to see them killed by trains. I know I am not perfect but how can anyone find humor and enjoyment in hurting/killing animals? And this is plant people? No wonder so many are against legalizing it if they read this kind of sickness....and say what you will but anyone that does this I wouldn't want to be around..and try and get some help for real...considering that 85% of serial killers are Americans and Serial Killing is at epidemic proportions..wonder what kind of profile the FBI will give you guys....sick,sick,sick!

thankx everyone for making me laugh.

rastabill your dads special soap made me bust up
and junks cat buried to the neck and a lawnmower
just had me rollin.

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Originally Posted by friendowl

thankx everyone for making me laugh.

rastabill your dads special soap made me bust up
and junks cat buried to the neck and a lawnmower
just had me rollin.

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Your a sick person,find help... You fucken work in a hospital and haven't a friken ounce of compassion... Fuck off loser!!!

all the sadistic fucken losers in this thread need to have some of this shit done to them... if I caught any of you sick bastards you would be lying on the ground licking your wounds...

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Originally Posted by Skink

Your a sick person,find help... You fucken work in a hospital and haven't a friken ounce of compassion... Fuck off loser!!!

all the sadistic fucken losers in this thread need to have some of this shit done to them... if I caught any of you sick bastards you would be lying on the ground licking your wounds...

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amen

man one time me and my friend caught a frog and you know how their throats expand when they croak?

well we held it and when its throat expanded we stabbed it with a safety pin and its throat made a really sick noise and then we got bored and threw it over the fence. that was really fucked up but in my defense i was a little kid and wouldn't do anything like that now. i'm pretty sure the frog died.

where is compassion needed in this type of situation.
who you tellin to fuck off

theres a difference between being cruel and being sadistic......

im gonna say that being cruel would be hurting an animal and sadistic would be actually killing it or causing it to die, and the fact that you laughed at the cat and the lawnmower is fucked IMO. Most people here seem to or just are saying that they have realized that what they did was wrong which doesnt mean that it is ok now but it is a step in the right direction. You on the other hand said you laughed at it, thats is sadistic.....

I hope karma or whatever you want to call it bends you over and fucks you a good one

so you like to be mr.judge.
well
fuck you or whoever else has a problem on
what i think is funny.
if i want to laugh at a cat getting his head mowed off
what the fuck do you care?
i wouldnt do that shit but the thought is funny.
mind your own bizness just dont post shit if your gonna start shit.

I never did anything that bad...but i had a friend whos brother ( who happens to be in jail now) got really fucked up with all his friends and lit a car dealership on fire...blowing up all the cars and burning the place to the ground. that was 6 years ago and it still isnt rebuilt. The worst thing i probably did was throw snowballs at a car or something. im a pussy lol

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Originally Posted by friendowl

so you like to be mr.judge.
well
fuck you or whoever else has a problem on
what i think is funny.
if i want to laugh at a cat getting his head mowed off
what the fuck do you care?
i wouldnt do that shit but the thought is funny.
mind your own bizness just dont post shit if your gonna start shit.

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if i want to bitch at you
what the fuck do you care??

im curious to what you find so funny about a kitten getting buried and then ran over with a lawn mower so fucking funny...funny enough to thank the guy for posting it and have you "rollin".....that one eludes me....

guess people can find humor in the most odd places these days...

if you aint fucking or sucking me
then you cant bitch either
sorry thats the rule

I guess I can b***h...been called that enough times on here so I will and can within reason....never would have thought it of you...never..oh well. My husband says I am still naive and I really thought you being a father of three girls made you a more compassionate man friendowl...you know some people actually love animals just like you love your family.

compassion is weakness.
i love animals i dont hurt them
i love my family i dont hurt them
i thought it was funny.so because
of this you have judged me.
that is a narrow mind speaking.
if i was there in person no cats head what have gotten mowed
but the thought was funny
no get over it

you still didnt explain what was so funny about it.....

You get over it..you should know by now I don't take orders from anyone over the internet. As fas as compassion being a weakness in your eyes..I look at it as a positive....you are a hypocrite..to call me narrow minded because of my view on animal cruelty and yet when you post I am supposed to respect your finding animal creulty funny..I don't think so...

uptight people get on my nerves.
they must contrdict everything.
no wonder your ex-husband beat that ass

i dont like animal cruelty but after i smiked some
of my toxic herb it was funny.

if you feel so strongly about animals getting hurt
and shit why dont you do something besides run your
mouth and go volunteer at a shelter or something.

lol


wow.....

that spew of diarrhea that came from your brain doesnt even deserve a response....

wow....