what pisses me off is when people keep bugging you till you smoke them out, then they start being a prick to you once they've got their few tokes.
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what pisses me off is when people keep bugging you till you smoke them out, then they start being a prick to you once they've got their few tokes.
Not sharing your drink, Moochers, people who suck at trying to freak you out (its fun when you say confusing things to scare people but some people I know will try to make you flinch and shit, so annoying)
OMG THAT MAKES ME SO MAD!!!! My ex Lauren did that. She's like "The last 5 hits I've drooled into it, cuz I'm that happy". I took her outta the circle and packed her her own bowl.Quote:
Originally Posted by Goodman3eb
I would have slapped her. I hate it when people use cannabis as an excuse to be stupid like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheAtomicPunk
Yea, but ontop of that this dumbass drank the bongwater, I warned him but he just chugged it. It was SICK! We never told him she drooled in it tho. I dont think he would of cared tho.
Yeah, a friend of mine did that too. He threw up and we all just laughed and laughed...
NIGGERLIPPING AND LETTING THE FUCKIN JOINT GO OUT FROM BULLSHITTING!!
YOu guys are all too nice, if someone hassles me about smoking too much, double tokes after I warned them once, or talk shit about my stuff will get me up in there face and ready to fight. If people talk into the mic (hold the shit while they talk about their boring ass life) or get spit all over my cigar I'll call them on it without hesitation. But stuff that just bugs me that I don't flip out over is stupid people trying to hold it in until they 'ghost' it or don't blow nothing out, or when I got alot of stuff and I'm packing the bowl I like to give people the green hit and then they call me on it and say shit like "That's yours man what are you doing trying to give me the green hit", after they say that it's over I just smoke it all in front of them. BUt I am 6'2" and 300lbs so what are they gonna say? Nothing if they wanna keep their noggin in tact.
ya, we call it a hooker,Quote:
Originally Posted by HiddenBeauty
im from the midwest USA
it's just a group of us that call it a hooker, long story...kinda grosss, not high enough to tell it right now
scream, r u from wisconsin?
I've seen my friends put coffee grounds in my steamroller and smoke them. :what:
Weirdest fucking thing ever.
One of my big pet peeves is people asking me to smoke them out. Now I'm not stingy, I love providing my friends a good time... but come on! at let me do it on my own terms!
My pet smoking peeve stories:
I hate it the most when friends just go home right after smoking. It's even worse if they mooched the weed, and don't chip in at all to add to the frusteration. Shows they don't care about you and just want your weed.
They come up with bullshit excuses like "my aunt wants me to come home.. it's late" and it's not even late.
My sister baked the most beautiful pumpkin pie. It was crystal clear, and smelled so great it filled the apartment. The smell alone would turn your high into a happy high of cloud 9.
A friend of mine came over and when he got high, he suddenly went crazy by grabbing a knife and stabbed the shit ouf of my sister's pie as he laughed and laughed and laughed. My sister was so pissed she stole his weed.
Another story: Actually, this was me but mixed with my friend (same guy who mooched and left after smoking) My friend listens to hindu music and he was playing it loudly on the computer. We were smoking up and everytime he would sing along, his funny Bhutanese accent would totally CRACK ME UP. So I warned him not to sing when I smoke or I would crack up. So my other friend was lighting the pipe for me and the Bhutanese idiot suddenly sings loudly and I fucking blew and I mean BLEW the weed right out of the pipe and it sky rocketed into my friend's eye (the one who was lighting it) and he came RUNNING to the bathroom to wash it out. I yelled at my friend, but I also blamed myself for not being strong enough so I forgave him. Didn't wanna be a nazi and blame him for shit I did. In the end twas all just funny memories though.
One time, I came to some dude's house filled with people and I'm a reeaaal careful smoker. I always prepare good food before I smoke. I told everyone: "maybe you guys should get something to eat before we smoke up" and they said: "nahh, I don't get hungry". "All right, but don't say I warned you. If you get hungry, don't come crying to me!" Of course after we smoked they were all staring at my food like hungry animals. Bothered the hell outta me. Even tried mugging and pouncing. They were lions. ROAR
Paranoid mofos. People who love being so damn nice to their neighbors by keeping the volume on EVERYTHING low. The point of smoking is to chill da fuck out and relax, but the nigga wanted us to be quiet. What makes it worse is that I'm hard of hearing and the t.v. being at low volume made it horrible for me. I could barely hear a thing. Makes it so much worse when we're watching a good important movie like Rushmore that I end up borrowing to take home and watch on my loud muthafuckin hdtv surround sound system with sound proof walls.
One time I was looking up weed stuff on his laptop and he got mad paranoid cause he thought people looking at the laptop through the window (which I doubt they'd be able to see cause they're fairly far away) would be pissed and call the cops and say we're smoking. He got so paranoid he yelled at me and shit to turn it off. We've been 'too' loud so many times for months and not ONCE has the neighbors ever came to complain. So many neighbors smoke anyway cause we can smell it from their doors across the hall. I forgot to mention he lives in a apartment building made for college students (yeah, he's THAT paranoid).
People who ask for a bite of your (sandwhich for example) and one bite = nearly the whole thing. Buy your own munchies next time nigga.
People who never clean or say they will and just leave a mess and go home.
When I invite a friend over and next thing I know, he invites like a million people over. Am I not good enough that you need other people to accompany you? It's usually people I don't know. They also steal and take advantage. Last time my friend brought a friend, he stole alotta shit. My dad is still mentally insane from it ever since.
Peeps who spills shit and don't clean it. I'm coo if you clean it but if you won't even bother to clean, i'll go ape shit. I'm a neat freak.
When you're using a water pipe and you blow too hard by accident and get weed water all over you. Happened to me once. Holy shit gross.
People with nothing to do at their house. One time I was at this dude's place and all he does when he smokes is watch crappy television shows. It was so boring and horrid that I felt like I was in prison which made the high so bad.
He goes ape shit when I suggest to do something. Violent kid.
People who refuse to turn on the closed captions. Ey yo, may I understand the show please? But words take up too much of the screen it's too distracting!!!!111
Actually, you understand it much better cause you don't gotta waste so much brain power to hear everything. Just sit back and relax and read what's going on. Makes the high more relaxing too. I suggest you guys try it once.
People who get violent when they're high. Similar to violent drunks. Some kid wanted to pay his friend 5 dollars to smash a bottle on my head for no reason at all.
Sorry, but when a Jew sees a topic where he can complain at. They go all out. Just had to let it out. I guess I'm truely the one who needs to chill da fuck out, lol.
Peace.
Probably when people act like their higher then everyone else and they can't controle themselfs, actin like morons. I allow stupidity to a certain level while blazed but sometimes they push the line. I also hate smoking the current people I know out, with a few exceptions. One dude I smoked out at least 10 times now and he hasn't returned the favor. He hasn't even paid me the $10 bucks for the dime I sold him almost a month ago. I understand when people go through low money periods, I do the same. But when the same guy calls me up and asks if I want to match for a 1/4th, I start wondering where the money he owes me is going.
You can't do that,put down that damn weed and tell me,I am too curious for my own good sometimes lolQuote:
Originally Posted by scream
people who keeps saying "im not even high anymore, are you still high?" and acts like a fool and cant even walk straight and laughs constantly
this kid that ALWAYS asks "is my eye red?" and is always paranoid.
ppl who go and brag to other that their high or just got done smoking. this same kid would always want to walk somewhere after we smoke and start bragging and yelling that hes high as hell or he just got done smoking or asking if his eyes are red
one time i invited this same kid to smoke and it was my weed. while we were smoking he started throwing out rules. "i get the first hit" "pass it this way" and out of nowhere he grabbed my sack and tied it up saying that we were going to save the rest for tomorrow or we're gonna save the rest to roll a blunt later.
when they dont shut up and it takes forever to pass.i hate when i have to ask to pass me my own shit.
...ok, to make a long story short...we know a hooker and whenever she gets real fucked up she gets sick. theres more to it but thats the genereal idea
I really hate it when I pass out when there is my weed left and they smoke it all up after i pass out, then i wake up and beat the shit out of all of them because they took my weed. You dont ever touch a man's weed without his consent, or you pay the price, am i right?
the only thing that gets on my nerves is when people hold the pipe for a long time after they hit it
Things I hate:
- When people take 2-3 hits in a row without inhaling, call it 1 hit, and then do it again.
- When random "friends" of people in my smoking circle appear, smoke up the weed 1 of my friends and me get (The others are lazy and won't get jobs), and then act like assholes.
- When my friends keep getting taken to jail. I've never been so much as arrested, and they keep getting locked up.
- When I go in baked to work, to get through the shift easily, and they give me 1000 things to do BESIDES my normal job, most of which is doing things for other people. BUZZ KILL!
- When my friends start drinking, I think 2 of them are becoming alcoholics. They get violent, not towards me, but towards my younger friends, or any cats around.... pisses me off to no end.
- When they listen to 1/2 of a song, and then change it, saying it's getting "boring"
- When one of my friends is getting addicted to coke and another got some girl pregnant and can't ever hang out because he's gotta be with her... and my other friend gets locked up. Seriously, I hate the area I live in, I wanna be around smart smokers :(.
They aren't that bad, and the remaining 2 of my friends are still cool, but I'm gonna need a new smoking circle soon...
Bobby Brown you should move to fort francis. All of these pet peeves everybody is listing i have never run into any serious repete offenders unless their new to the world of weed in which case i say "Fuck, everybody makes mistakes, just don't do it again."
No body ever double hoots unless they do it by accident in which case whoever notices get double hoots as well or the original offender gets skipped a hoot.
From the sounds of all your pet peeves, you guys would love smokin up with my buddies and I. There are unwritten rules we usually fallow (Owner of the dope gets the first hit, second gos to the guy witht peice, and whoever else chipped in. Pass it to the left cuz the right way is wrong ect). But we bend them a bit to make the circle as fair as reasonably possible.
The only thing that really, REALLY gets to me is people fuckin around with my pipes! When their doing something so encredibly dangerious looking to my babies i get very pre-occuppied with the well being of them. Its easily fixable though, just a quick word here and there and problem solved. Still scares me though.
Something i dislike even more is people not voicing their oppinions when they have a problem with something going on in the circle. Nobody cares if you say something like "Hey take your hit" when their accidently hoggin the bowl. Unless of course they spend their entire high complaining. Fuck that Shit!
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People you don't even know (and could never like anyway) coming up to you (at parties for example) and asking for some.
Last party I went to it kept happening loads, but the most irritating thing was people kept sniffing REALLY obviously an walking right up to me and asking "is that a joint?" to which I replied, No It's a magic banana.
the other thing someone said after doing the sniffing thing is "ooOO whats that lovely smell, I've been trying to find where it was coming from all evening, aahh I love weed me, are you smoking some?" he asks after watching me toke for 30 seconds.
God.
there where loads of other instances that night, SAd bastards
(Didn't give ANY away by the way)
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Originally Posted by Bob the Awesome
Oh my god... I HATE THAT! If you're going to play music, play music that everyone will like and don't change a song halfway through. If a song is boring, then it shouldn't be on the playlist or whatever you're using in the first place. I hate getting into a song and groovin' to it, only to have some jackass change it mid chrous. Fuck that.
^ Speaking of music..
I hate it when one of my boys will play nothing but fucking rap when I go anywhere with him. He's white and can't stop himself from acting like a stereotypical ni..
You get my point..
I'm not racist, but I strongly detest this particular genre of music -- this rap. I'd literally rather listen to Roy Clark and Buck Owens dueling banjos for the rest of my fucking life than have to hear another variation of the same fucking beat and basically the same lyrics. It's like trance, dance, or techno music.
Kills my buzz..
I read 3 of 5 pages of this thread, and no one mentioned 1 of my biggest pet peeves... lighter thieves! :mad: Sure a lot of ppl probably don't do it intentionally since they're high... but at least when I accidentally take a friends lighter, I make sure I return it the next day. Most of the ppl I know do that too, but a few friends of mine think of it as a competition it seems... as while we're toking sometimes.. I'll keep an eye on the lighters on the table, watching as the person usually snags a few ppl's lighters when they think they're in the clear. I hate it because I feel like I'm being rude by asking someone for my lighter if we ain't done smoking.. just because it makes it sound like I thought they were gonna steal it. (even if they were gonna.. like someone else said in this thread.. a hostile high w/ others = suck)
& some ppl said they hate when ppl stop over to get high , then leave shortly after... that's like the opposite for me. I have a friend that calls me like everyday to get high (he never buys bags.. but he's 1 of my best friends so i let it slide).... so he comes over and we smoke... then he turns on the TV and we sit in my kitchen for an hour or 2 just watching TV. It wouldn't be so bad, but my friend gets like really stoned.. so if we're watching a show and I make a comment.. or even if it's a commercial break and I ask him something... his usual response is either A.) ignores me, then turns & asks me 'HUH?' a few seconds later.. I say what I said, he replies 'uh yea i dont know' - B.) or he'll be paying attention to me, but still replies with just a 'yea' then turns back to the tv. It's like dude... I don't care about smoking you up, but my idea of fun isn't getting stoned and watching TV for hours on end.. with someone who is impossible to start a convo with when he's stoned..... sometimes I'll just act like a prick so he gets the point and leaves. :D
Ah ha, your friend sounds like me. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Kush Over
& I respect your opinion on music & w/e, but don't go and say rap is all the same beats & lyrics... that's just bullshit.