Dumb things you did while you were a noob

The first time i smoked weed was with my friend Josh. He came up to me after school and asked me if i wanted to blaze and I said yes. Me, Josh, and my friend Kurtis all went to my house and hotboxed my room.. We had about 3 bowls (but Kurtis left halfway through the 1st bowl) and I wasn't feeling anything.. We went in my kitchen and got something to eat. I asked josh if he was high and he said yes (hed been smoking for a while tho) and i said "i dont know if i am or not" then he recited this sketch from the dave chepelle show... i think it was "show me them titties bitch!!" and i started laughing uncontrollably... i was so fucking stoned.. then him and my friend reece kept telling me the phone was ringing, and i thought it was, but when id go to answer it, no one came on haha

I think the noobish thing I ever did when I first started smoking was almost light the bong, but the bowl was facing towards me...aka: opposite of the way it is suppose to be.

And the concept of using a carb was kinda confusing at first haha

my freind wasnt a noob but he hadda bong with hoses leading to the second chamber and he took out one of the hoses and put it in his mouth and sucked on it and drank some of the bongwater everyone bugged out and laughed for a while

Trying to clear out stale smoke in a bong i blew through the top not through the slid, water went everywhere and I ruined the bowl.:(

i tried to hit a pipe backwards, i put the bowl in front of my mouth instead of the mouthpiece and tried to light it. almost set my eyebrows on fire before i realized wtf i was doing. made for some good laughs.

I remeber one of my rookie moves as a stoner long ago is when I tried rinsing my freinds bong and completed forgot or didn't realize the bud was still packed in the (stem) bowl, which was still attached to the base of bong.....waste of weed as water came running through the (stem) bowl

I forgot, the first time i smoked, i peed in the bathroom trash can not even think ing about it

man today were ridin home rite and this chick goes to put in the clear eyes cause she gotta go back to work
nd she did one eye and put the lid bak on the clear eyes and couldnt figure out why it wasnt goin in her other eye
we all laughed for a while

I cant think of anything I have done (probably done some really noob stuff) but one time my friend who was not even baked tried to butter his waffles after putting syrup on them. It was a disaster

just saying stupid stuff that i cant remember. O wait this was way back then 3 years ago when i first started my buddy had a van and him his 2 brothers and me and another bud would go in their when his parents were asleep and just hot box the hell out of it i swear to god we got it to where u wouldent see more then mabey 2 feet it was insane but yea one time i got sooo stoned i was falling asleep between my hits. Second stuipid thing (i learned a very valuable lesson here) was we were smokin at the same guys home minus 1 and were outside this time and everyone got 2 green hits and i dident so i said aww come on guys i need my 2en greens make it even we all had 2 green hits so my friend is saying no no were soo high come on but he gave in and he and another bud left so now its me and my friend getting ready to smoke packing the bowl when out of the cornor of my eye i see his mom stading 40 feet away staring right at me it was the worst feeling i ever felt it seemed like i melted into a puddle and well lets just say she wasent very fond of what we were doing. That taught me a very important lesson in life dont be greedy bad shit happens when ur greedy.

dumbest thing.....well, as a teen, some friends and I were driving (stupid) while high .....we were jamming the radio really loud and i started to trip on the music.....there was this tiny sound i kept analyzing......my friend were giving me a hard time saying "yeaaahhhh, we hear it". I still don't know if they really did or if they were just fucking with me.......

I swear the first time i dun it, My left (or right) shoe had a special magnet that was attracted to the edge of the curb (need i say more?)

The next time i just layed down for 3 hours whilt doin it :thumbsup:

the first time i smoked weed, me and a friend bought it from a kid we skated with and we only got like enough for a j and so we went into my friends house and we got computer paper and rolled it up and then we didnt knwo how to keep it together so we put some eletric tape around it, hahahaha we even smoked the eletric tape which from what i remember tasted like hell

then the first time i actually got high i was at a friends house ironically alos with the friend from the above story and we smoked a bunch of weed with his dad then we heard a knock at the door so we went into the bathroom and the whole time i was just thinkin what the fuck is goin on right now and i couldnt remember why the hell we went int te he bathroom then my friends dad came in and said that was the cops and shit and that soembody reported loud music being played form the apartment, after that heart attack we bought another bag and smoked it, not really a stupid noob thing but its a story

Hitting a bong, I placed my thumb over the flame rather than the choke hole. Held it for about a minute, too.

Man, that hurt.

well the dumbest thing i have ever done is coughed into a bowl or dump it out before its finished. I have a friend though who ahs been smoking for years and he fucks up the rotation so badly its not even funny. He like wont pass it or hell take lke 3-5 hits instead of 2. People screw him over badly and he constantly talks about how high he is even when hell share a joint with another person and thats all hes smoked.

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Originally Posted by Big Blunt Boy

I got so baked i forgot to wear a condom, now i've got a kid :(

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ahahahahahah

Used puddle water for a bong. heh, thats just one of tings I think of insantly.

it was my first time smoking and i had never been around it or seen it done and we were smoking a pipe and i put my mouth on the carb i felt like a dumb ass

i smoked on the front porch and my mom came home early from work

the cat dragged something up like a chipmunk on the porch earlier and i swept it off but when she asked what smelled skunky i said some animal. so she goes inside and i'm ripped cuz its my 3rd time i think and i start buggin out because i thought she knew what the smell was so i go and grab the half eaten animal (red eyed and bare handed bitch) and throw it on the porch after it wasn't there when she first got home

she was watching me the whole time out of the kitchen window.

drink bong water

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Originally Posted by Kottonmouth Prince

it was my first time smoking and i had never been around it or seen it done and we were smoking a pipe and i put my mouth on the carb i felt like a dumb ass

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hahaahhaha seriously????
thats funny

lol once i walked a almoast a mile into some woods for a party everyone there could sleep there well i had to go home at 2 well after my 6th bacardi i forgot that and smoke 5 bowls and had to walk out of the woods down hills at night lol i held onto my freinds shirt and riped it the next morning i woke up with mud and cuts all over me

I denied knowing anything about the smell of MJ in the bathroom in jr high after almost getting caught red handed, then proceeded to get into an explanation of how I felt at the time with my principal, who suggested I read up on existentialism, Nieche in particular.. he was quite the asshole.
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a clean bong is a sign of a sound mind

I tried lighting a pipe at the bottom off the bowl and rolled a joint about 2 inches long. LOL:wtf:

First time I ever smoked out of a bong I didn't realize I was supposed to pull the stem to clear it, and I just keep hitting it trying to get it cleared, and ended up coughing into the bong... peoples were not very happy...

when you would laugh and laugh and laugh and not be able to stop, laughing at absolutely nothing, but it was hilarious

the dumbest thing i did was when i blazed the 1st time in 7th grade. we couldnt find any thing to roll it in so we rolled it in book paper. turned out that it was a really bad idea.

i had expereinced friends guiding me along, but i would forget lingo from tiem to time and i had a bad habit of breaking the weeds up poorly. I blew up 2 bowls of weed, both mids thankfully, by laughing. One of my friends doesnt smoke, but he likes to hang around me and my smoking friends while we smoke just to sit there and fuck with me. He enjoys simulating an exaggerated masturbating motion to make me laugh. Hence the blown up bowls. That bastard.

the second time i had ever smoked my friend busted out this badass little bubbler and we filled it with mouthwash cuz we thought it would be minty? anyway ended up taking 1st rip and coughed into the bubbly and got that minty mouth wash all over him and myself somehow

Haha one time I got baked, went to school after lunch and they called me to the office. I was "chillin" on their nice soft couch...kinda insane how they had it there. So I'm just relaxing haha, this cop looks at me and tells me to pull up my pants. I get up, put my hands in the air like he was going to arrest me and then he looks at me funny..."you know what I mean", it hit me and I pulled up my pants haha. Can't believe I did that... I didn't get caught either :D, freshman year~

This one time I spent about 5 minutes trying to open a can of raviolies with a can opener. I had the can opener around the bowl and was going around and around the bowl. lol.

Another time I was at a party and running around everywhere asking if people had seen my lighter and it was in my hand the whole time. So blitzed.:jointsmile:

i rolled a joint out of reciept paper once.

One time late at night i decided to smoke in my grandpas car and i got totally lifted! and i was really paranoid thinkin my mom would hear me open the door so i just sat in the car starin at my house for like 20 minutes haha

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Originally Posted by Markass

when you would laugh and laugh and laugh and not be able to stop, laughing at absolutely nothing, but it was hilarious

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haha I am far from a smoking noob, but I did that the other night with two buddies I don't usually toke up with. I don't care if it looked dumb, it was just us and two more friends and it was funny as hell :jointsmile:

eh nothing too stupid. just mistaking mids for dro and getting ripped off about 100 bucks. you know shit like that lol.

the first time i bought weed i got a ten bag, which was 2g and put it all in a king sized roller. put a bit of baccy in it. then went to the park. i don't relly remember much apart from lighting it, then throwing it away cus it was dead. i walked for about an hour to get munch, the shop is only 10 min away. then went home and laid on my bed listening to music.

when we started smoking we used to cover joints in poppers and then let them dry and smoke them. they taste like shit but u can't walk afterwards. stupid as fuck

put my half of my cd collection in the microwave thinking it was my stereo, my mother wasn't to happy. :(

Me and Friends were smoking pot in the back yard and my mom comes home early from work finds us smoking pot and in the fridge we had a bottole of jack dan. and captain Morgan Tattoo.

God that was a shitty day.