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McCauley Caulkin has no respect for you. first your dads a pig. he busts ppl for smoking weed, then goes home and smokes it himself. Second your probably a surburban white kid that listens to too much rap, now thinking you are tough. McCauley Caulkin should reign down from the heavens and slap the both of you.
oh and merry christmas
McCauley Caulkin has spoken
what we call 'beer runs' here is sneakin into peoples garages at night and looking for coolers of beer. i got talked into doin that shit once and some guy chased us for 2 blocks.... scared the shit outa me (i had my brand new piece and some weed on me) ... i never did that shit again
back in high school, my friends stole alcohol when they couldn't find another way to get any. so i can understand why you steal it. its fun to drink, but hard to get when you aren't 21. don't steal it tho, just make older friends or something, heh. find random ppl to buy it for you and tell them they can keep the change.
if you come from a rich area and you say things like "i'd rather not pay for it", then people will get pissed off at you and not be chill with you. and a lot of the members on the board are older, so drinking isn't really a big deal to us anymore. lots of people on here run legit businesses of their own, and stealing really hits home with them. when you steal, it has to come out of someone else's pockets. its selfish.
anyway, sorry about sounding like dad. be safe and drink on.
I think all this was dumb, but where do all you prejudiced jackasses get the idea in your head to make the rest of your countrymen look like immature little pricks?
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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
Uhhh... :stoned:
haha shit son, sorry this is old thread but son you dont live in the ghetto.
Colleyville is like trophy club or southlake rich big house's on lakes, come to northside fortworth that is the end of the line, samson park or diamond hill lol and your dad is a cop? But yeah beer runs are cool did them when i was a kid but now i just pay for it
first, you are an idiot, an immature one at that.... stealing is not cool, being a theif makes you low life scum... second i'll humor the 6 billion remark for a minute... if your dad has 6 billion dollars, why the fuck are you stealing shit? that means your just a little snotty nosed punk... a deliquent... please get out of our message board, people like you fuck things up for the rest of us... and we have enough trials and tribulations without some dumbassed kid being proud of the fact he runs around stealing beer... in short, when he called you a fucking moron he was right on the nose. btw, i bet if you came across a real gangsta you'd piss your pants like the little boy you are.Quote:
Originally Posted by MyDadsACopStoner
edit: why do you gotta bring up an old post =/ i thought this was posted while i was sleeping or something grr! i never remember to check the dates on posts to make sure it's recent... oh well i'm leaving what i said incase he ever comes back and looks.
Okay I've read this whole thread and LMFAO! it sucks to be MyDadsACopStoner right now....he asks a simple question and a fucking mob attacks him saying if he steals beer he will be killed inside of a drug dealer or something. WOW, RastaKaze back off. Do you have any friends? If you do, do you get pissed at them when they ask simple questions? If you have none, you are hiding it VERY well by wasting such a huge amount of time for no reason on some guy who has been making you look like an idiot the for like an hour
EDIT: though I will say Rasta your signature is cool...you study Buddhism?
lol not sure just had to let others know colleyville is not gangster land not near it so i called him a poser pretty much in case he reads this haha
where did this come from
beer runs
let me think back......
there was the one time that i ran out with two 18 packs
and i jumped in the ride and my homie hit the gas pedal
and we went about 0-60 in under 3 ...backwards ..idiot had the car in reverse
there was the time we lost the foot ball game and we had two pay up
me and dreamer ran out with 4 12'ers and the man at the counter
pushed the twinkie rack on me as we sped off i could see him chasing us
there was the time i ran out with 2 12'erz and the chino jumped in his car and followed me.for about 5-6 nlights i couldnt shake him
i finally said fuck it and carefully i ran the red light ...he didint
one of my favorite times was ...i got give credit to this asian woman
she was about 50-60 years young and she was a bad lady
we had been looking for a new store to get some free pisto.
i seen a liquor and there was nothing around and it was late
as i walked in the store on top of the counter i noticed a hubcap
i thought that was strange but paid no mind.
i got my usual two 18 packs and headed for the counter [door]
i smiled at the lady and she smiled back.i went for my wallet
in the same motion i bolted out the door. i jumped in the ride and we took off
we drove and realized we ere in a dead end neighborhood
the only way out was right by the store
we decided to high speed get the hell out quick before cops come
as we were driving about 70-80 mph i seen in the distance in our path
th easiain lady standing in the street with the hubcap
as we sped by she threw that shit like a fucking ninja star and hit me in the forearm.it woulda hit my face if i didnt put up my arm.
shit at the speed we were going and the force of the throw
she was dead accurate. she earned my repect and i promised never to steal her beer
i have so many more but writing this bullshit sobers me up so im gonna quit