*takes mental note* "wine, dine and 69"...words of wisdom.Quote:
Originally Posted by WhiskeyGirl
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*takes mental note* "wine, dine and 69"...words of wisdom.Quote:
Originally Posted by WhiskeyGirl
My Hubby is happy, and he makes me happy --
all that matters :D
I got a total of 8 inches hard... umm is that good. LMFAO
Take it from Jesus fucking christ himself,
Guys Guys Guys....Girls Girls Girls...take it from an expert virgin like myself:
SIZE DOESNT MATTER! Its all about technique! I have a 6.75 inch erect cock, and a literal 2.5 inch flaccid cock. Its funny how the penis hides away inside my hair all day long...but once I get it out...boy..how it extends like a serpent, but of course, intended like a rapist! MUHAHAHAHA!
Anyways, Im going to give you guys advice who cannot make the girls cum!
It isnt about jabing in the penis inside the meat curtains in and out...its all about keeping the dick inside the whole way in, and rubbing her your pelvic against her pelvic so as to "stimulate" the clitoris, which is the equilivent penis of the girl. The clitoris is actually a small, girly penis I like to think of it as, so when I blow a girl, its technically sucking dick! So we're all dicksuckers theoretically speaking! YOU DICKSUCKER HAHAHAHAH!
Anyways, have her ride you, and see how she does it...she doesnt just go up and down, she rubs her pelvic against yours, so as to stimulate her little penis and your little penis!
Girls....do you agree with me? It isnt about size, but technique?
^ very true..and if ur good with foreplay u can get them so worked up that they cum in a very very short amount of time
Or you could just use your hands....by the way, "meat curtains" is the most disgusting reference to a vagina I have ever heard haha
oh shit he said meat curtains
i dont know why you people insist on tell each other the size of your dicks, i dont know if its just me but that sounds pretty creepy...
if you keep gettin told that you are hurting her just keep lubing it up and go easy till you stretch yourself a new home :D works like a charm
Well I've been blessed so I never really said size mattered, but maybe thats because I'm satisfied. I'm 15 and have a 7'' penis. I never measured the width but maybe I should roffles. I just hope it atleast gets to 8'' before my whole growing process is over.
^ prove it
...Lol I cant do that in the public now can I? But no seriously I dont believe in lying...especially over the internet, I just find that childish.Quote:
Originally Posted by pogmoasal1
I do not feel size really matters but at least an average sized cock is desired.
Come on ladies we all know size matters but they also have to know how to use it.I'm wondering if breast size is as important to guys because if I was a guy I would prefer a nice sized pair of breasts not small ones.
i must be a weirdo, i actually prefer smaller-than-average to average sized dicks... i've only slept with one guy before, and i cried every time we had sex because it hurt so bad. and he wasnt even like.. HUGE. i have a really narrow pussy, so i guess i am looking for a smaller dick that is in proportion with my girl parts.
Iā??m dressed in black
Iā??m a heart attack
And my draw is lightning quick
If youā??re looking for a man with
Magic hands
I can really do the trick
And if you see me on the street
And youā??re burninā?? from the heat
Thereā??s a fire down below
You be the target on the bed
Iā??ll be shootinā?? hot lead
Let me take control
Youā??re a scared little girl in this
Big, bad town
So easy to sink, so easy to drown
Pull my trigger, I get bigger
Then Iā??m lots of fun
Iā??m your gun
Iā??m your gun, gun, gun
Bite my bullet
Push and pull it
Tell me Iā??m the one
Iā??m your gun
Iā??m your gun, gun, gun
Hold on steady, always ready,
Yeah
Well, Iā??m as hard as they come
Iā??m a hit and run
Iā??m a pistol packinā?? boy
Better walk real slow
Iā??m on the edge, yā??know
And Iā??m easily annoyed
If somethingā??s giving you trouble
Iā??ll be there on the double
Just call me on the line
Iā??ve got a muscle I can flex
Itā??ll fog your little specs
Till you think youā??re going blind
I know these streets like the scars
On my back
And I stay as loaded as this gun
That I pack
Pull my trigger, I get bigger
Then Iā??m lots of fun
Iā??m your gun
Iā??m your gun, gun, gun
Bite my bullet
Push and pull it
Tell me Iā??m the one
Iā??m your gun
Iā??m your gun, gun, gun
Squeeze it tighter
Aim and fire, yeah
Hold on steady, always ready,
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Pull my trigger, I get bigger
Then Iā??m lots of fun
Iā??m your gun
Iā??m your gun, gun, gun
Rub my barrel
Straight and narrow
Dress up like a nun
Iā??m your gun
Iā??m your gun, gun, gun
Load my clip and lick your lips
This is gettinā?? fun
Iā??m your gun
Iā??m your gun, gun, gun
Hold on steady
Always ready, yea
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Originally Posted by infinitereverie
The right size box for the right size tool.:D :cool: :rasta:
Actually you may have a medical condition. There is a name for this but cannot recall it right now. But ask your doctor about it cause you can get help for this. I saw a talk show about it. This woman was same way and she could not even enjoy sex with her husband before treatment.Quote:
Originally Posted by infinitereverie
well, i used to get really worried about it... because it causes problems when i go to the doctor's too... but she said that it was probably normal and that i just needed to have more sex and get a little looser (wow that sounded kinda gross). however i have yet to meet the right guy for that to happen with... and the idea of the pain isnt exactly encouraging me to get out there and meet him, either.Quote:
i must be a weirdo, i actually prefer smaller-than-average to average sized dicks... i've only slept with one guy before, and i cried every time we had sex because it hurt so bad. and he wasnt even like.. HUGE. i have a really narrow pussy, so i guess i am looking for a smaller dick that is in proportion with my girl parts.
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Originally Posted by Naamah
It's actually girth (thickness... I'm not trying to seem condescending) that matters. As long as you're six or so it doesn't matter. Vaginas are only like eight inches anyway.
It's most about shape. Most guys prefer the roundest because humans are naturally attracted to roundness. A very round small pair can be much more attractive than an oddly shaped large pair. Also, I would consider a man who likes large artificial breasts, done by a mediocre doctor to have low standards, which is not only an insult to that man but to woman as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by HiddenBeauty
I never knew that humans were naturally attracted to roundness.So is that why guys like big round butts?My butt doesnt stick out or wobble at all when I walk and I find myself maybe wanting a big round butt.
small dicks are good for one thing.. devirginizing.. then their useless
does penis size matter? only if u have a small dick
my man has the most awesome wide cock, bigger than that head. When he goed inside me it is arrrhhhh but hard to blow