ok let me go turn the dishwasher on and ill come back and find u one!Quote:
Originally Posted by heavymetal101
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ok let me go turn the dishwasher on and ill come back and find u one!Quote:
Originally Posted by heavymetal101
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aight
The way to reduce it to 100*100
~Turn on the Dishwasher.
It's magic.
I don't get your use of question marks.Quote:
Originally Posted by heavymetal101
Well, if you're in England, then I guess 3 Sheets house would be closer.
But, you have to pick me up on the way.
lol Jill, give me 3 things you like before I go so I have a rough idea what you would like as an av!! for example - animals
ta! mwaah!
can you find a better avatar for me similar to the one i have now?
lol :oQuote:
Originally Posted by STDzRus
i'll try poochy, but the one u have is pretty cool ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Trichome Creator
Poochy???
yeah its such a sweet word
poochy poochy poo :p
Lets get some dirty jokes in here!!!!
I stole this one off a joke site, but i payed for it in pop-ups, damn, 7 of em
A man is in a hotel lobby and wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into
a woman beside him and his elbow pokes her in the breast. They
are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft
as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in
room 436."
I licked your mum's clit thrice last week.Quote:
Originally Posted by santa
Dirty enough?
Oh yeah, keep it comin!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind
Sex In The Dark
Jane was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that
they have sex in the dark. Hoping to free her husband from his
inhibitions, during a passionate evening, she flipped on the
lamp--only to discover a cucumber in his hand.
Is this what you've been using on me for the past 10 years?!"
"Honey! Let me explain!"
"Why you sneaky bastard!" she screamed. "You impotent SOB!!"
"Speaking of sneaky!" he interrupted. "Maybe you'd care to
explain our 2 kids!!!"
and i stuck your dad in the arse! yeah! oh, hang on, oh no....
HahaQuote:
Originally Posted by santa
Child: Mother, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well dear...a mommy and daddy fall in love and get married.
One night, they go into their room...they kiss and hug and have
sex.
(The daughter looks puzzled.)
Mom: That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina.
That's how you get a baby, honey.
Child: Oh I see, but the other night when I came into you and
daddy's room you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you
get when you do that?
Mom: Jewelry, dear
shit, I dont know any off the top of my head santa, but here are some pics I can make into avatars........ :D
Oof! 3 sheets, I didnt know you had it in you!Quote:
Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind
such smut *tut tut*
here are some pics my mate and i did whilst stoned off our tits....
Sorry about that.. i don't know what came over me!Quote:
Originally Posted by SensiRide
oops, that could have been me, you got me excited there with that filthy talk!Quote:
Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind
I dont know any of these OBH, im just lifting them off the net, and filtering the crap out
The Triplets
There is this lady who is pregnant with triplets. The first baby
tells the other two, "When I get out of here I'm gonna be an
electrician because it's to damn dark up in here." The second
baby says, "When I get out of here I'm going to be a doctor,
because this cord is bugging the hell out of me." The third baby
says, "When I get out of here I'm going to be a hunter, because
if that damn snake comes up here one more time, I'm gonna cut
it's fucking head off."
Lottery Winner
A guy gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and says,
"Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!
The wife says, "Wow! That's great! I'm so happy!! Should I pack
for the ocean, or should I pack for the mountains?
He says, "I don't care. Just get the fuck out."
/////// are these getting tedious now?
Im sorry, that was quite dirty *blush*
Im running out of fresh material, but i got this 5 seconds ago, check it out :D
EDIT: looks like ull need to click it
lmao
Lol,. it's alll good ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by SensiRide
A smoking reference and a nice pinch of filth:
A man is very ashamed of his penis because of the size. He has an
extremely small penis and doesn't want his girlfriend to dump him when she
sees the size.
One night when him and his girlfriend are making out in a dark corner he
decides he will show her. The man unzips his pants, whips out his small
dick, and shoves it into her hand. He sits there impatiently waiting to
see her reaction.
His girlfriend says, "Thanks for offering, but I don't smoke."
These jokes are definatley getting blander, still......
A man and his wife got to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th
Anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25
years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my
naked body in front of you, what was going through you mind?"
The husband repled, "All I wanted to do was to fuck you brains
out, and suck your tits dry."
The as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking
now?"
He replied, "It looks like I did a pretty good job."
Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in
the father's room the other day and guess what I found? A bunch
of pornographic magazines." "What did you do?" the other nuns
asked. "Of course I threw them in the trash."
The second nun said, "I can top that. I was in the father's room
putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!" "Oh
my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked. "I
poked holes in all of them!" she replied.
The third nun fainted.
are these any good ppl.....?? feedback
Yeah, but Three-Sheets still doesn't know the show's named "Kramerfeld".
Got any one-liners?
i need an avator i dont know how to make one though
lmao
Woah, you have over 1000 posts and i've never seen you before! Hi!Quote:
Originally Posted by lizka4200
And got to Quick links (green bar at top) then on "Edit avatar"
lol :D
choose one of the ones I posted above ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by lizka4200
Wow, lizka posted about 20 pics, I think.Quote:
Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind
umm, i like trippy lookin shit, anything that deals with rock and roll and metal, drugs, guitars, jaguars, gothic shit, skulls, gore, LOL
In the "chatters post your pics" thread?Quote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
Get a link man, and fast! :D