Anyone like eatin PUSSY?
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Anyone like eatin PUSSY?
i luv having my pussy eaten. its good for you
i think I found a match!
Sexy new av Garden Knowm, looking a little more tanned lol ;)
glad you like it... it is for YOU! I just spent the last month at the equator.... hot as hell down there...
Hey Knowm nice picture..are you really headless though?
Hope all had a merry old xmas..mine was OK..I munched some mince pies then I went over to my girlfriends and munched her mince pie! [only joking....I munched it much later on coz her friends were there]Anyone else get any 'mince pie'? Knowm? ,you get any pie ? looks like you left your face burried in some dangerous 'snapper snatch'!
Am I vulgar ....or just cheeky?...all the lads seem to chuckle..do kids read this stuff? do I care? Hey bizzle nice right breast
"Hey bizzle nice right breast" - hmmmmmm
we need a bigger picture of bizzle -
Mustache rides for all the princesses in this world
I will be the major of POONVILLE someday... mark my words!!!
no I am not headless...
i love you
I Love Lickin the Slit, Snoogin the Clit, Hell, ACCIDENTLY lick lower...listen to her halla.
Yes he does[and well]!Quote:
Originally Posted by endo..jay
tehe that makes two of us
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Originally Posted by Lakota
Lick the Slit and slide down to the Shit!! :eek: I have been told the ladies love having their ring pieces poked with the tip of the tongue..not for me personally..ya know..sticking my tongue up someones arse!!!But then if I buggered a bird and she sucked my 'brown batton' ....Would she expect me too kiss her afterwards???? Would I??? Well who knows!!!
She would look at you with those eyes like a puppy that is expecting a treat for being a good dog,but in a more dirty way!
It might be hard to say to her, " Errrr' ...your breath smells like a mixture of shit and dick!!!!"
Has anyone ever tasted a ladies 'axe wound' by kissing her??? Was it a shitty experiance!
Remember Gentlemen ...Two in the pink and two in the stink!! :eek:
T.M.I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by powair
Fuck, I love sucking my dick and my boyfriend loves eating pussy.
What does TMI mean please?
to much info. To answer the question I LOVE EATING.
So now that AsdaGanja has bid this site goodnight,,I feel a true and ever present deficiancy in my life ,that I might not get to one day chew upon her ,surely quite delicious and always fresh, axe wound!
It seems I'm forced to walk the night as one lost lost in a thorny wood,seeking a way ,and straying from the way,torment myslef to dream of fanny most desirable and "gash" ever available.
Musing on one day getting some "slime snatch" as bodacious as ,no doubt, the likes of Asda and Sensi could yeild me.
Like a vampire on the wing,that swoops over a slaughter house in the warm night, am I thirsting for some "fanny batter" to quench me!
Were is all the crumpet ,? That I might rub my "boat race" into some...like a police sniffer dog who is hot on the scent of some "CRACK".
God I'm horny
personally i love to eat. the smell and taste makes me so excited. i just LOVE to do it. i dont know why i just do. my fav is when the girl sits on your face (i think its called "reverse cowgirl") and her ass is like right there in front of your eyes. if the girl has an ass its the hottest shit ever.
So, mr. ATLien, when can we meet?? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by ATLien
... I would LOVE to eat a girl out also, but I have not yet. Feels nice though. Reallll nice.
Love- Kate
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Originally Posted by Make it Hempen
Oh!, that I were a sock upon your foot....that I might rub your soul.
Dude wheres my star ?
I'm gonna dance tonight in new shoes!!!! Maybe get me some female!!!
And maybe even eat some pussy!!! :eek:
Look out London Town... :dance:
Anyone like eating pussy?
I love eating pussy! nothing else like it! u know what they say "Give as well as recieve" or something like that...its the taste...soo unique and the smell..mmm...better wet i say, best to go hunting on the gal for her 'soft spots' and turn her on like a turbo fan! Wooo!
Roller, your not alone when it comes to kebab munching!:D
Beware : Persian pussy causes hair balls. :stoned:
I've eaten persian...I think...Does Tunisian count....She was VERY pretty..and had a round ol ass and big kahunas!!!!
The slice was nice[cleanest I've had ..no joke] though she had just got out of the shower! But I chewed it the next day[morning after and it was still pretty flavourless man!!!!
that was a good girl :thumbsup:
I'm an American Pie Eater. Everything from French-Canadian to German to Puerto Rican.
Can't forget the Native American.
In my boyish days I favoured anything blond,to the disregard of all else. Now my fancies have swayed to all things olive and tanned...Black hair and blue eyes/green eyes ,,thats what I'm about these days...I even like big J-Lo style budoonks! But hairy kebab is a no no! :eek:
Nothing like opening a can of fresh pussy..
guys, spray a lil whipped cream on that pussy,like wise for the girls definately an added bonus when you are having oral sex for at least an hr before the big rocket hits the socket :)))))))))))
also, pop rock for an extra added BANG!!! :clap: :upsidedow :p
aww i saw this thread now...
yes, i love to eat pussy; wet,clean, good smell and "difficult" one please
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who doesnt like it except straight women n gays
I do. As long as it's clean. And no one over 6 tons (lol).
i'm being cruel,,,but no super large ladies.
to be honest, i don't like it very much.Quote:
Originally Posted by smokey
not gay.
no tranny here.
just... preference i guess.
Maybe you think you got pee, but it was really squirt? I always wanted squirt, but never got it and now I'm married so I never will.
Now, 'wings, can't say I really want 'em, but I think they're in my future cuz she likes to jump me on the rag and I feel cheated if we only fk and I didn't get some pie. Some fine red day when she's that horny I'm going to obey my thirst. And from hints she's said I don't think she'll mind.
I like to go back & forth several times, eat, fuck, eat, fuck, can keep that up a while!
Don't generally go down on creampie, tho tasted it from curiosity. I think the reason is, not that I don't like it, just that I'm finished then and ready to chill.
And it doesn't matter to me if its freshly scrubbed with a mint on the pillow, I'll take it any time any way, but I must admit I know I'm lucky there I haven't run into the horror stories you here like the guy I know jumped out of the car & wiped his dick in the snow it was that bad. I don't do strangers.
My favorite position (of all sex whatsoever) is laying back and she squats facing me like the Eiffel tower. My wife has a bit of a tummy so I can't really breathe, turn quick every 30 seconds like a swimmer. My ambition is to see my tongue coming out of her ear if possible. I know that won't make her cum, but what really trips her is after licking her clit for a while with my tongue, grind it with my fingers for a while. Then the old probiscis can do some sightseeing.
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Originally Posted by rab
Dude you are a true profesional and the Pussy Food Platoon salutes you as we march by your window!. "Any time any place", spoken like Taxi Driver. Your wife must love you!
As for crunching on Bloody Mary....what you do is your biz...But don't tell the others as that is a courtmarshal offence and might affect the moral of the squaddies and cause decent amongst the ranks!
Congratulations ..you have been promoted to, "Corporal Cunt Cruncher"
Untill we meet again....as always..regards
Feild Marshal MuffMuncher
I lick/kiss any part of a woman, except if its the asshole.
you guys all talk so muicy shit about eating pussy..why dont you come to my place and show me
ill be right overQuote:
Originally Posted by lizka4200
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Originally Posted by lizka4200
I like your attitude! Shame you are just words on a screen...coz I'd make you moan Sugar.......
I like a man who eats because he enjoys it and doesn't feel like it's an obligation.
Come to think of it, I could use a man like that right now.
And bring a bowlful while you're at it.
i love to eat it sometimes i will do it to baby just because i can
i dont expect anyhting in return for doing it
Good luck trying to find one of those, Zinnia.
I mean, where did you ever find a man who only eats pussy out of obligation?
You'd be surprised, Beach. Or maybe it was just that he didn't know how to do it right.Quote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
I eat pussy like food and stay down till she starts to think I'm strange[probably lol]
But how many woman enjoy sucking cock ...and how many do it out of obligation?
My early experiances with woman were that they didn't suck a lot of cock[or very well] untill I had a reall freak that is...Now if a chick dont lick she doesn't get a re-call...
Oh and Zinnia ,hitting ganja b4 just make me even hungrier for that kebab ,Honey!