LMFAO!! God for bid! lol!Quote:
Originally Posted by puffhuff
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LMFAO!! God for bid! lol!Quote:
Originally Posted by puffhuff
spark it up, dude
i know this doesnt have much to do with this topic, but this pertains to my immediate situation here at home. is it politically incorrect to tell a new "TOKER" to quit coughing and save the rest of the doob, knowing that as soon as he goes to bed you're gonna blaze it up anyway... ?
i just wonder whats the sex life in second life
what we all gonna do with out pussy and cock ,or can we masturbate there too
According to James Redfeilds The 10th InsightQuote:
Originally Posted by esrabalamir
well he claims to have made multiple voyages into the Otherworld, Afterlife Dimension..whatever you want to call it.
According to this book when one orgasms it opens a portal there. Then for a breif moment you feel a little bit of what it feels like there. Pure ecstacy.
The book says this portal is how a soul enters a womb. Seems plausible to me.
So, no need for all that stuff really. Orgasms for eternity!!!
However, you can supposedly create entire worlds and live there for an indefinate amount of time. This is where Hell sets in..people make up these hellish realities, unaware they are creating them..for a long time..
anyway, you could create a masturbation sex world, i suppose. :stoned:
there is only NOW..
stop thinking and all your problems will end... it is so easy
i love you
That's a sacred answer. I'm like all like totally like Dying is all ew. like.Quote:
Originally Posted by OzzyOz
[/bullshitting]
Anyways.
I'm not afraid of dying alone.
I'm afraid of dying without getting to smoke a pound in one night.
2012, you guys better be ready to ascend! :smokin:
I completly agree....but....i reckon its just the media getting peop-le worked up about things they shouldn't be.....I dont think there was a mass frenzy at the black plague because nobody knew it was going to happen untill it hit....with the bird flu we know its comming.....but the same was said for BSE (mad cow disease) and that never even happened....
I dont even think this will turn into a pandemic....it doent spread from human to human yet....and even if it does mutate into a disease that can be spread from human to human you need to have the flu in order to catch the Avian influenza.....and flu normally only affects the old and young....
Also there is sweet FA we can do about any of these tragedies....if its going to happen its going to happen...its just nature taking its course
and that quote posted by ermitonto sounds pretty close to me.....amazing quote :)
if jesus comes to earth, I will kill him. In doing so I will be able to go to heaven, because it was gods plan all along for him to die. So Im just helping gods cause.
Howdy yocass,Quote:
Originally Posted by yocass
Jesus Christ,already 'died' once,so that you may be saved from yer sin and iniquity..when He returns next, He will give you one last chance to repent and believe in Him..after that..if ya don't..yer toast.
Have a good one ...
I was thinking about the end of the world, or the end, as "we" know it. The ancient Aztecs smoked a plant mixture that contained DMT, a chemical that causes deep hallucinations, but more importantly it frees the inner self and lets it roam in the cosmic innervers. They would speak with beings they called "gods" and can be seen in their carvings from the temple "of the smoking god". Their calendar ends in 2012 December to be exact. They depict not a cataclysmic disaster but the liberation of the soul.
eather way, i'm ready bring it on! :dance: :dance: :dance:
Well, not quite.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_calendar
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The turn of the great cycle is conjectured to have been of great significance to the Maya, but does not necessarily mark the end of the world. According to the Popol Vuh, a sacred book of the Maya, they were living in the fourth world. The Popol Vuh describes the first three worlds that the gods failed in making and the creation of the successful fourth world where men were placed. The Maya believed that the fourth world would end in catastrophe and the fifth and final world would be created that would signal the end of mankind.
The last creation ended on a long count of 13.0.0.0.0. Another 13.0.0.0.0 will occur on December 21, 2012, and it has been discussed in many New Age articles and books that this will be the end of this creation or something else entirely. However, the Maya abbreviated their long counts to just the last five vigesimal places. There were an infinitely larger number of units that were usually not shown. When the larger units were shown (notably on a monument from Coba), it is expressed as 13.13.13.13.13.13.13.0.0.0.0, where the larger units are evidently supposed to be 13s in all larger places. In this age we are only approaching 0.0.0.0.0.0.13.0.0.0.0, and the larger places are nowhere near the 13s that would match the end of the last creation.
This is confirmed by a date from Palenque, which projects forward in time to 1.0.0.0.0.0, which will occur on October 13, 4772. The Classic Period Maya obviously did not believe that the end of this age would occur in 2012. There will be a Baktun ending in 2012, a significant event being the end of a 400 year period, but not the end of the age.
thats pretty interesting......you are full of interesting infomation...Quote:
Originally Posted by ermitonto
:)
its the end of the world as we know it and i feel fine
that is, according to christianity. TBH I believe in nothing, maybe A god, but to me christianity is only one of the tens of thousands of religions. Most all religions say that if you dont believe in them, your going to some sort of hell. So what gives it any bette than 1/10,000 chance of being the correct one? Only reason my dog tags said catholic was because navy had a one hour catholic service and half hour for jewish. Every other one was even shorter lol. Hour of free time = a helluva lot better then scrubbin. Either way, we both know that debating christianity for the purpose of converting one another into our own belief systems would be as pointless as takin a dump in a urinal. To be religously prejudiced (not you, just in general) is just plain old going against everything america was created for. That is, if your from america :P K Im done rambling.Quote:
Originally Posted by Torog
Right now, out my window, in the southern sky, it's very red, like the sun is right behind the clouds, but the sun's almost setting. It seems Wilma is the color of Love. Aw.
edit: Seriously, it's red. Kind of scary.
i heard the next pope was gonna bring apocalypse with him
like he would be an antichrist
so its pretty possible that this happens in less than 10 years
Well, hey...
It's Gollum!!!!!!!!!!!! Runa for da heeeeeeeeeeels!
the first time i saw that guy i said "he looks like some evil dictator" but what do i know. hehehehehe i like thoughs pics :upsidedow
Yeah I thought the same thing, that guy just plain gives me the fucking creeps (pope)
even the first time I ever saw him I felt that way.
9. Sneakers with lights on themQuote:
Originally Posted by STDzRus
Ooogly boogly, the pope's out to get you.
Quote:
Originally Posted by ermitonto
i read that the other day and thought nothing of it but it just clicked that thats Rufus from Bill and Ted!....i didnt know he did stand up aswell....thats cool!
Could u imgine if jesus did come back....what the fuck would he look like?
Is he black, white, green or asian??
The whole world would be chaos!!!!
I bet he would be a major toker of the wackey backy!
What the hell does it matter if Republicans are in office or not? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by STDzRus
God hates Republicans. He told me one night, we had a long conversation.Quote:
Originally Posted by KoRnStaR
HAHA /sarcasm
I just like to type for the sake of typing.
Republicans do control the majority of this nation.
When I was really young, I considered my self a Republican, because 'R' is a deeper letter than 'D'. Deeper in the alphabet. I thought being a republican sounded better than being a democrat. Other than the politics, that's been my mental vote for the past twenty-six years.
I am independent. Meaning, I don't vote for Democrats, Republicans, Independents, Communists, Dictators, Virgins, or Potheads.
I like to complain alot about it though.
Voting REALLY HONESTLY in my opinion, is worthless because the people don't decide anyways.
A president can win an election without a majority vote by the people.
if the poles reverse themselves would that make my back yard my front yard? wow, that might be pritty crazy i hope we just get a earth quakes and tsunamis or somthing.
it really doesnt matter if we die.the body is just a vehicle anyway.when we die our energy lives on.we are truly immortal.
STDz, I think you're nuts. I would, definitely vote for a Dictator, if She was a virgin Pothead.
Haha a nutty virginized pothead with a Hitler moustache.
Yes. Yes it is the spam of the spam.