If you ever went orienteering during a school p.e lesson in winter and thought you'd lost a glove so you through ur other one as far as you could, only to realise your missing glove was tucked inside your coat...
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If you ever went orienteering during a school p.e lesson in winter and thought you'd lost a glove so you through ur other one as far as you could, only to realise your missing glove was tucked inside your coat...
I recently came across some very thick books that i don't need, I'm using them as roach meterial. I ran out of takeaway menus
If this story doesnt mark me a stoner or burnout...I dont know what does.
I left the house at 3 in tha morning to go to the closest gas station to get some medicine. I pulled in the parking lot, and outta nowhere my brain is thinking that one of my friends that rode to the store with me was in the store. So I'm sittin there saying, " Hurry up Tiff.." and after about 10 minutes of sitting there, I remember that I came to the store alone...feeling like a complete dipshit i turned around and went back home, I get all the way back to my place and realize i forgot to get my medicine. So basically I sat in a parking lot at 3 am for 10 to 15 minutes waiting on one of my friends that wasnt even there!!! then my burnout ass turns around and goes home completey forgetting the whole reason I went up to the gas station... and if that doesnt cover what a burnout I am. Then I dont know what will
your prolly a stoner if youre..um..nevermind......
oh yea! You might be a stoner if your telling someone something and midway through, you draw a blank and and then you cant even remember wtf it was that you were talking about.
You're probably a stoner if you look at maui_waui's avatar and ACTUALLY KILL YOUR PARENTS :D
or ur prolly a stoner if the weatherman from family guy goes "UA SToNER"
You are dfieilnety a setnor if u can raed tihs wtih asotublly no toburle at all.
:D
Damn...definitely. Good call, gaeichhs
if you get a week of vacation time, and the first place that comes up is Amsterdam, then u might be a stoner
goddamn it happens to me all the time even if i haven't done anything :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by UpInSmoke
if u promise to others and to yourself that you never do weed again, and then go to your room to smoke weed you certainly a stoner
"When you start a poker tournament at 2:00 with 800 people, play good for 2+ hours then when there is 30 people left you dissapear from 4:18 to 4:30, you might be a stoner" (weekly true story)
if cannabis.com is your homepage you might be a stoner
if you walked 2 the shop which is just around the corner 2 get some food and forget how 2 get home u might be a stoner(true story)
when ur sober if u fink of almost everything like it would be if u were stoned u might be a stoner
if your not 8 years old and you think tom and jerry is halarious you might be a stoner
If you are reading this.... lool
if you know u hate ppl named josh you might be a stoner or if outa nowwhere u come back to this site after leaveing for a while might be a stoner.
my name is josh. why do you hate josh's?
no reson that i had a frind named josh who did me wrong and started to talk shit so i said fucku and never smoked with him again fuck all joshes' that try and take avantage of me, sever his fucking head off. ill be sure to have a 5 inch blade waiting for ya.
if you can go to a place(mall) with nothing but a bag of weed and nothing to smoke out of, and still manage to have a decent smoke session, o and being able to make a bong in like 5 minutes out of random household stuff
Or when you walk into a 24-hour McDonalds drive thru and insist to the person at the regester that they let you order something even though they "Technically aren't supposed to serve anyone without a car". ;(Quote:
Originally Posted by kid rediculous
You might be a stoner if you listen to a Tool Album, and you claim that "You've never heard some of these songs before" True Story. My friend Tyler and I had just finished listening to Lateralus, and we were getting some food and left the album playing, echoing on the speakers all through out the house.. and we were definately certain that we had never heard these songs before. (It was Triad and Faaip De Oiad on the Lateralus album... track 12 and 13. Faaip De Oiad is definately one of the most terrifying things that I have ever experienced, for some reason. It's just creepy.)
Tool is awesome high...
Yes, yes they are. Personal favorite band ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by CocaCola
You might be a stoner if you can understand why Tool is so good. And understand the twisting shifting dynamics of a Tool album... between the drums, guitar and even the bass. Maynard's vocals and lyrics are topping on the cake.
Sorry to all for derailing this into a "we love Tool thread".. buuut...
You know those crazy magic eye puzzles were if you look at it for long enough, you see something different? I likened Tool to a "magic ear puzzle", where if you listen to it for long enough, you start to discover new parts to the song.. drum solos, really introspective lyrics, guitar, random sounds.. it really deepens the songs for me.
But yes, Tool is amazing. Maynard is one of the most talented vocalists of our time, IMO.
when you wake up in the morning sober not knowing wtf happened last night... then you smoke and it all comes back to you. hehe
Damn.. almost every one of these is true for me. God.
And me, man i should cut down
if you've ever played solitaire with leaves
if you've ever started to smoke a potato chip and eat weed
if you've ever watched an animal move around on a porch and actually convinced yourself that you were that animal (i swear all true)
haha oh and if you've ever not eaten when you were hungry so u could eat when you were high later (right now)
if you've ever played solitaire with leaves
if you've ever started to smoke a potato chip and eat weed
if you've ever watched an animal move around on a porch and actually convinced yourself that you were that animal (i swear all true)
haha oh and if you've ever not eaten when you were hungry so u could eat when you were high later (right now)
Wow afghanigooey. I do the hungry thing too. You just reposted, with like...hours and hours between indentical posts, you might be a stoner..
...if you responded to this post. (period)
if you ever pushed ur friend off the bed calling him a butterfly, you just might be a stoner.
If you have ever done something stupid or hilarious when high, thought about it a few hours later and thought "I should definately post that in the "u might be a stoner" thread"...but then forgot what the hell it was 5 seconds later you might be a stoner.
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Originally Posted by Phresher than it Got
umm if you ever eaten 3 meals in a row your a stoner
I hate it when your friend is being a bitch, and when you try to give em a secret code under the table, like in public, kicking her or him whatever, and she/he goes, "DAMN IT WTF!!! WHY DID YOU KICK ME!!!" and everyone looks at you till you cry.
If you ever considered ripping a piece of paper out of the bible to roll a joint...you might be a stoner.
If youre driving down tha road searching for one of your favorite songs on the bUSH razorblade suitcase cd. Youre beginning to get pissed when you realize youre listening to Nirvana Nevermind. (did this today)
A friend and I on several occasiones discussed, for hours on end, what it would be like if pot smokers and non-pot smokers eventually phased eachother out of their perspective realities. And exsisted on seperate planes.
Everything the stoner would see would be in an entirely different perspective than a non-stoner would of the same object. Stoners would have a different barter system, not likely revolving around a piece of paper as payment, a different governing system...a unified people...friendlier society...all that mumbo jumbo. Just imagine!
err...you might be a stoner if....
You might be a stoner if your gatefold vinyl albums' covers all have miniscule traces of green stuff in the creases where they fold.