I"m a shoe salesman at Vans in a mall and its a pretty bad ass job.
exxcept when the bitch is like " bring me 7 pairs of shoes " and doesn't buy not one. that kinda gets you down but you get over it.
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I"m a shoe salesman at Vans in a mall and its a pretty bad ass job.
exxcept when the bitch is like " bring me 7 pairs of shoes " and doesn't buy not one. that kinda gets you down but you get over it.
blue blazer, i saw that exact same cartoon on a vans shoe that someone had brought in
Seriously? That's kind of depressing right there . . .Quote:
Originally Posted by crunksquirrel
Meow:rasta:
growing pot for multi-millionaires.. i was a landscaper on a lil island in maine.. one of my clients caught me smoking a joint.. he asked if i could get some from 'around here?' 'of corse i can' was the quick response..
by may i had 2 plants in buckets for him.. all top of the line buckets too, camo ya know? with nice soil and a hundo $$ a month 'planting allowance' i had fun that summer.. something like 30 lbs grown on his property.. and i always cut him a half pound and hook him up when he is around..
that was the best 'stoner job'..
btw the island has been in High Times a few times for crazy good pot.. that is where my family is from lol
~MG a.k.a. le Maine développé
I worked as a pizza cook and delivery driver in the same shop, and the owner was a stoner. My friend that worked always had ounces of dank, so there was always a lot of great weed. My God, did we get high all the time. I remember times of not being able to comprehend what words meant and trying to work. And the gut ripping laughter about the stupidest things. And of course free pizza. Great stoner job.
Remember the DRTV, telesales, Proactiv commercials?
My job was to write all those.
" Omg, since i started using this cream, i am feeling like 20 years yunger. My kids hate me less and mu husband started beating with a softer touch. I love it! Buy now and get not one, but two for the same price! Call now! This offer is YOURSE to win if you call in the next 5 minutes! As a 100% free gift, you receive the USAGE MANUAL!!! ( screems of joy and thrills)"
It was great. Sharing all this utopic desires you get when high with the narrow minded people. I loved it. I was 90% of the time high. My boss too.
The fun part was that, even when i was not working, like at a party or so... we were having a laugh doing all this sceneries. So... sunday at 1 am at partys i was comming up with the next best idea for selling those craps. I didn't felt it like a job.
Now it's a bit different, as i am the marketing manager for a french multinational and i must focus and direct end evaluate and plan and excelling, presenting, explaining, directing, coordonating... it sucks BUT... even though money is as good as it gets, i am considering downshifting. More time for enjoying life and nature, less time for managing and dealing with responsabilities.
I still smoke weed, but i am not enjoying it as i used too. My brain remains sober even if i'm hammered. Any advice?
Smack your brain around until it behaves. :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by DolceVita
:stoned:
Yo dolce, find a good sativa strain my friend. Think of all the neat marketing campaigns you could think of if you had a little Purple Haze all in your brain..
I like my job. I'm the head of research for a horticultural light production company.
the best stoner job would be to be paid for being a stoner.
It's not illegal to post flyers outside of a mailbox, at least in WI...Quote:
Originally Posted by FortyTiL5
It would be so damn literal..Quote:
Originally Posted by Charbud
mathematician, computer scientist, physicist, botanist, scientist.
Learn something that other people do not know. You will find work and MOST will not care if you smoke or not, (make yourself hard to replace).
Before I got hitched I drove tourists to Hana. I would take a qt oz and my fishing pole. While my people wandered around Seven pools I was down whipping a lure or live bait in the ocean, while smoking a fatty. As an added bonus every once and a while you would meet a unattached cutie. Or catch dinner.
After marrage I was a night security guard at Tuna Packers in Honolulu. There too I could fish off the pier and the captains of the boat would reward me for watching their boats with a free Ahi or Aku when they came in from fishing. My boss knew I smoked (and bummed joints from me too). So each night I would wander around the cannery smoking joints. It as a very peaceful place in a busy city.