Hooker: Slang. A prostitute.
Prostitute: One who solicits and accepts payment for sex acts.
Yup. Sounds like a hooker by definition. Payment = Weed. BJ = Sex Act
Who knows... maybe she meant big jar. Maybe he was a jar collector... Maybe...
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Hooker: Slang. A prostitute.
Prostitute: One who solicits and accepts payment for sex acts.
Yup. Sounds like a hooker by definition. Payment = Weed. BJ = Sex Act
Who knows... maybe she meant big jar. Maybe he was a jar collector... Maybe...
or maybe she forgot the 'p' in front of bj and ment "peanut butter and jam sandwich" :D
~007~
Tilde's racecar bed...:D
yeah. definately not cool. i kinda regret, but i dont have a lot of respect for myself. i have really bad depression and i dont like who i am (well until i did ccc when a friend last week i have been in such a better mood cz i feel like i have more to offer than what i thought. and strangely ccc has given confidence.... now just if i could talk to him...) ... he may be a fucking loser which he is but i still like him. sick, i know. i have no idea why i mean he was such a fucking asshole and hurt me but i still like him? messed up.....Quote:
woah.. u give BJ's and stuff for weed? thats not cool at all.. you need to show yourself a little more respect, unless you actually dont care.. but either way, its not cool.. and any guy that will "buy" a blow job off you is a fucking loser and needs to learn some respect.. peace
Oy! I hope not.... I mean it wasnt like he was like give me a bj and i give you weed it was like "lets go in the woods, smoke my weed, give me a bj (i was kinda loopy the first time so i probably wouldnt have if i hadnt)"....Quote:
word...i think that makes your a hooker
Once i got a taste of that happiness. I didnt want to go back to being normal and depressed. Not thats theres anything with weed or any drugs of sort but I know if I had never done anything with this dude I would still be "innocent" for longer... I involunatrely place blame on him for some stuff..Quote:
i dont think it does if she cant help it marijuana has a power over people
Sorry for all the typing! Just trying to defend myself, kidding. I can't believe I was a Hooker! :(
Also Im getting some weed this weekend hopefully but I dont know how to roll a joint. I've went to sites but its french to me. I have the papers n such from cigars.... but is there another easily made home made thing me n my friend could use? Thanks!
lol..14..summmer before freshman year.. to my gf at the time.
Don't worry about it ... look, I was once the World's Oldest Virgin.Quote:
Originally Posted by bob banana
And I started early, too, which makes it even more amazing. I had my first hand & blowjob at 14. That was all I got for a long time. From 19 - 27, I had one steady g/f, and who was a lovely thing who really enjoyed oral sex, really enjoyed mutual masturbation, really enjoyed cuddling and snuggling and kissing and licking ... but she didn't want to fuck. I loved her, so I waited.
She finally did when she was 26. She liked it as much as anything else we'd done together. She liked it so much that, when she met this sailboarding guy, she started doing him, too.
Like, I waited all this time, just to get her ready for 'im. Talk about bad luck!
It wasn't so bad, though. I had a year when I was 28 where I had nobody steady, and it seemed like I was getting laid every week. Then I met my wife, got married, and that, as they say, was that.
So I say, relax on yourself. If you get some before you're 26, you've got me beat, and waiting didn't hurt me any. :)
i was 15. to my ex girlfriend who had since aquired another guy. she told me she dumped him for me, but she lied, they were still together... the amsuing thing is that her guy is a total dick-mongoose... hehehe
Why do girls always lose their virginities to arseholes? It's brilliant for all us arseholes out there!Quote:
Originally Posted by tHc ministry
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Originally Posted by Imotep
Inadvertantly..??? Common, keep it rollin'n.
What would limp bizkit (who remembers this band?) think?. Ehh?
No im j.k, nobody should spread that shit around.
Socks while even sleeping or walking around the house are gay. Slippers can be alright is your feet don't start "cold swetting" Then socksmay be required.
I lost my vigrinity 17 I think it was.
I was just bored and horny and so was this girl.
I envy all you people who gave it up for love! :o
The C
Still haven't gotten rid of mine...
I talk like it's a bad cold, or something...
anyone gals wanna get together? :P
Same thing happened with me. I was bored she was horny. I was laying on top of her and she said "I haven't done that before." I said what? She said "the butt". I got a big grin and went in. She yelled then the smell hit me and I hit the road. I still laugh about that. My first time hitting where so many want to go but can't go. Just in case you are thinking about the but sure it's tight but the smell isn't that nice. ;}~Quote:
Originally Posted by The C
Rev. Michael T
The next time wasn't what I was looking for either. My manager flirted with me but I had plans to go to my first strip club so I invited her. She said ok. After an hour we left and went back to my house. We got hot and heavy so I stuck it in. She yelled and ran to the bathroom. I didn't know she was on the rag and had it still in. She was in the bathroom for a half hour trying to get it out. My bad. I still laugh about that too.
Know I'm married and get it 3 weeks out of the month. It's gggoooooodddd to be married.
Rev. Michael T
I lost mine about 3 months ago to my ex gf, lookin back it was kinda funny, beings i was 16 or just turned 17 we were at my house and i think my mom left to get grocerys or summthin quick,first time i lasted 8 minutes, which my friends still laugh thier asses off, <-a condom woulda helped there(yea i no stupid cuz i coulda been a dad). 2 days later we had a day off school and we did it for an hour and a half strait. thing i member most was first time i wasnt thinkin much about doin it it was more like I CANT WAIT TO TELL MY FRIENDS! she moved a little while ago, and that blew ass cuz neither one of us fucked up the relationship.o well no use in mowpin around, plenty of other women-zes out der.
i lost mine last year smokin a 1/2 and drinking in the parking lot of a prison and it was kool kuz i wasn't paranoid at all and it was at a prison!! lol, it was great i don't regret it and i'm still with the guy and i love him. i don't give a fuck if anyone says that it was sleezy just kuz it was in the back seat of a car at a prison smoking good shit. At least im still with the guy right??
in my brothers bed but not with him of course
I waited until I was 18, and it was to a guy I was dating that was older and definitely a manwhore. We were in his bed.
:D I mean don't get me wrong though because he definitely knew what to do and how to do it. :D
**I'm gonna bring back old school threads**
The year before I met my first serious g/f, I had a little rhendezvous with her best friend and a friend of mine, both younger than me. That wasn't much because it was outside in the middle of winter and basically, I only penetrated so far and my friend got several whacks. But I was 16. 14 years, 13 girls later, I'm slipping.
And, I was wondering, I saw December?
your not alone...i'm eighteen and i'm still one.Quote:
Originally Posted by ickivicki
Lost mine when i was 16 to a girl who said she couldnt orgasm!!! and it was true she really couldnt! that kinda pissed me off but oh well
Females have a self-destruct button they ALWAYS pick the right shit guy and think its great.
first time i took i was 13 and i told the kid i still wanted to be a virgin so to fuck me in the ass...so dumb
14 i had real sex with my ex of 3.5 years
:eek: omg
<-------- virgin ????????
yeah, still a virgin
i sometimes wish i were to..then i would have something to look forward too
im 14 and haven't. but i think i'm gonna soon.
First time was quick and awkward. The feeling wasn't even that good and I was afraid I was going to hurt her because she was a virgin. Had the whole "where do I put it" thing going on too.