condoms ,lol u never know...........i know awfull im sorry haha
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condoms ,lol u never know...........i know awfull im sorry haha
i carry my pet with me at all times m8Quote:
Originally Posted by EverydayJunglist
see photo
and by that time they will be empty.
get some chick to do it for ya ok,
i dont want people get the wrong idea :D
im just fuckin with ya,wouldn't rob a fellow cannabis member.And besides i wouldnt rob you cuz i seen that tiny .22 you pack.lol
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Something will definitely be getting spit-roasted at the party, dunno bout a pig tho! hahhahahaha :DQuote:
Originally Posted by ezjim
I think I would bring a hacky sack. Everything else seems to be covered.
^ Sorry I dont speak Buffalo!!
What is HACKY SACK when its had a wash?
lmao classic
its buffalo for ball bags
ok, I have no idea what you're asking. but hacky sack... hack... or footbag... whatever everyone else calls it.
i know wt it is now LOvelife u kno those Tony the Tiger adverts in Brazil the little sack there doin kick ups with thats what it is! :D
^ Nah not really bud, is it just a cheap mans footie? Sheeps Bladder Style!!! haha
those balls that are soft yea like the cheap footies the schools give ya wen ya 5, there like a bean bag.
u kno wt there like give em funny names like "Soccer" :rolleyes: :p
haha I know! Fukin Soccer? Did you hear Beckhams interview when he called it Soccer? Jesus Christ!
side dishes for the pig....ive got the potato salad covered.
watch it wanker....i do speak buffalo! do you seriously not know what a hacky-sack is?Quote:
Originally Posted by LOVElife
Oooooo hold tight rude boy, put ya guns away¬¬!! I fully understand what a "Hacky Sack" is now. You have to respect the fact that we are from different ends of the planet and obviously things are different!!.....Quote:
Originally Posted by EverydayJunglist
...I mean you wouldn't know what a Beirn is, neither would you know what White Lightning is!!!hahaha.....This and previous post was made in JEST mate, no hard feelings, LET THE PARTY COMMENCE!! :D ;)
By the way a Beirn is a child!!
And White Lighning is some nasty Cider that the Chavs consume in copious amounts, often leading to severe illness for the duration of the weekend, smashing up of bus stops and general disregard for the Law comes hand in hand with White Lightning!!! :eek: ....
....I forgot where I was going with this!!!
lol rudebuuooooy....Im just fuckin with ya lovelife lol.Your cool with me man. And yes i do know what everclear is,pure grain shit.But i didn't know that beirn thing,so cheers mate!
Safe Bruv, Feel as though I'm starting to become more respected on these boards! Meeting some intelligent/sarcastic members and some not so intelligent/blunt members!! BUT ITS ALL GOOD!! P A R T Y
This thread hs picked up quite a bit of pace, IF ONLY IT COULD HAPPEN FO REAL!!! I WILL KEEP PUTTING THE LOTTERY ON TWICE PER WEEK AND UNTIL THEN ILL JUST BE HAPPY WITH WHAT IVE GOT!!! :D
which category do i fall under? hopefully the intelligent/sarcastic one,but i do like blunts :)
Intelligent and likeable! I dunno about anybody else but when I see a thread from a certain Member or post its like one of my buds has contacted you. Its kinda strange to explain, I'm not an emotional person,(or I don't like to show it) so I have trouble to explain what I'm thinking.Quote:
Originally Posted by EverydayJunglist
It is obvious and easy to label people under certain categorys, but its all about FOUR MEANINGFUL WORDS---LOVE PEACE RESPECT UNITY!!....
...excecpt for anybody who comes between the four important things in my life:.....
...Family.....Friends......Football(Soccer)......M usic!!!! :D
Yea man i know what your saying and thanks! I agree with you on those four important things too....except i like football(football)....For some reason,i never could sit down and watch a soccer game.
I watch American Football on Channel 5 occasionally and am still absolutely bamboozled as to what the hell is going on?? It just seems like madness! Rugby is at least slightly disciplined, but then again Rugbys also shit!
Football (soccer) was bred into me from being a baby!!
No matter how ridiculous?
I'd bring a projecter and a theatre sized projection screen hooked up to a DVD player. That way, we could watch funny stoner movies or ummm....someone said pr0n? Yeah, pr0n's cool. ^_~
BTW, the elephant thing was the most hilarious thing I've read in a long time. Don't know why, but it was hilarious. This topic, though, is awesome in general. I remember a topic somewhat like it a while back, but we were just talking about how frickin' cool it'd be if all of us could get together. ::sigh:: Dreams are something you work for. =)
like a 18 foot bong that you have to hit 4 or 5 times before the chamber is even close to being full
"Dreams are something you work for"...Quote:
Originally Posted by Gothen
That is so true and if you dont follow your dreams or have a dream then you can never feel self satisfaction.! I don't have as much dreams as I have goals and achieveable targets I want in life, and will be continuing to pursue these dreams and aspirations which are built into me.
I am a twenty-something single male, and have had to fend for myself since I was 17. I could have stayed at Home with Mother and lived the life of Riley, in a large home with extreme amounts of meaningless luxurys, such as TV in every room, en-suite bathrooms etc. I have studied to a high standard in Sports Nutrition and Fitness Industry and I know one day this will all become irrelivent because all I crave is....A Lady to have children with, whom we can both love. I CRAVE A CLOSE FAMILY AND TIME IS TICKING!!! :eek:
;) Any females want a 6ft 2inch London Geezer who needs taming??? ;)
time is ticking?......your only 21 bro,u got time.
Its just I feel I want to prove to myself and the whole side of my FATHERS :confused: family that I'm not a chip off the old block and don't crave respect from making people uneasy and trying to impress his mates more than he cares for the family!
I've never lived with him and have always lived with mother and as I've grown wiser i realise how irresponsible and idiotic (if im fair) he is. I left home leaving my mother with her partner who is a loving, well respeted man who is family orientated! IM GLAD SHE FOUND SOMEONE, and I just long for a loving close family where I am actually LOVED AND NEEDED/DEPENDED ON BY OTHERS!
"Any prick with a Dick can make a Baby, but it takes a real man to raise his children" :o
well lovelife,you sound like a pretty top-notch dude as far as your morals.More people should have your positive attitude.My pops got killed when i was 13,but i can't even imagine not even knowing him at all.Life is what you make of it though
Tottaly get wt ya sayin on that one. My dad left me when i was 5 never seen him since FUCK HIM!Quote:
Originally Posted by LOVElife
Some ppl just dnt like me ere :(
Your a geezer m8 one of the lads.
ZEBER-FUCKING-DEE
ok id bring a mass quantity of MAGIC BROWNIES :).
STC
We're gonna need sum apple sauce for that piggy or beens as in at the airport i cud hi jack an airbus take a cruise on ova a set up the first 420 mile high club!
Peace
I've got the baked beans!! lol and a lobster bake, Maine style.
i'd bring the entire five seasons of futurama, ripped by yours truly...
tsk tsk...ill bring the giant cooking pot to boil you alive! :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by kuulbns
http://www.lobsterlib.com/
Lobsters may even feel more pain than we would in similar situations. One popular food magazine recently suggested cutting live lobsters in half before tossing them on the grill (a recipe that??s ??not for the squeamish,? the magazine warned), and more than one chef has been known to slice and dice lobsters before cooking them. But, says invertebrate zoologist Jaren G. Horsley, ??The lobster does not have an autonomic nervous system that puts it into a state of shock when it is harmed. It probably feels itself being cut. ... I think the lobster is in a great deal of pain from being cut open ... [and] feels all the pain until its nervous system is destroyed? during cooking.
Don??t heat up the water just yet, though. Anyone who has ever boiled a lobster alive can attest to the fact that when dropped into scalding water, lobsters whip their bodies wildly and scrape the sides of the pot in a desperate attempt to escape. In the journal Science, researcher Gordon Gunter described this method of killing lobsters as ??unnecessary torture.?
YEAH!!! LETS BOIL KUULBNS!!! HES A LOBSTER MURDERER!!!!!!! At least his nervous system will put him into shock and numb him...lucky lucky kuulbns >:0
id bring a bag,magic bag that has the yellow pages with only food places and about $50,000 :D
Hmmm.. I've been told that a humane way to cook lobsters is to put them in the pot in cold, salty water and then gradually heat it up, so by the time they actually start to cook they are already unconscious. I don't give a shit though, because I don't eat them. :)
NIce I love ICE CREAM!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by mynameismike0
Okay,... LOL first of all, I am 44/F/Miane. That explains first that I'm female, and second that I am from Maine and was offering a dish that is a regional favorite. If we're gonna roast a whole Pig (A Mammal !!) I figured there would be carnivouris people to enjoy it. But if you rather I would be glad to supply a veggie tray in place of a Lobster Bake! lol Remember this is all in FUN! BTW, the most humane way to cook lobster is to put them in the freezer for a few minutes, (they like the cold, they come from very cold water) this puts them into a very deep sleep, then drop them head first into boiling salted water. Lobsters are the equivalent of insects in the sea. A pig has the same intelligence as a dog, some say they are smarter. I guess I rather have a pet pig than a lobster, Kinda hard to walk a lobster. lol Love, Granny Kuu!
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