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...does Jesus like beer?...(I do...:glugglug:)
Dude, quit acting like you know something you have no fucking clue about.
This thread, along with you, are a JOKE.
Keep bull shitting your self into the oblivion of of other peoples ideas.
Talking about God like "he" actually made some list of Right and Wrong, Good and Bad.. But in reality, humans created these ideas from philosophical influences.
Yeah, I'm sure Jesus and God really need our money too.. C'mon, cant you see behind the lies and contradictions of Christian ideals?
Christians have created more blood shed and corpses amongst this world than any other religion known in history.
Religion = Control and Seperation.
Free your mind.
lmao ray charles could do it.guess it's time to use your 6th sense.either that or you could just be a morally sound person? naw that would just be to much to ask...lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by BlueBlazer
naw try again gov's have caused more blood shed.hardly any of our gov is christian.just because they use the title as a crutch to win votes don't make it so.do you really think a christian gov would take prayer out of schools or anything to do with god out of gov buildings? you really thing they would support abortion,gays so on? C'MON.Quote:
Originally Posted by kshchrn831
lmfao. :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dutch Pimp
so it should be changed to wwdpdQuote:
Originally Posted by Dutch Pimp
I like to keep my questions, simple...the KISS principle...:thumbsup:..(still waiting for an answer...from the OP)...:pimp:Quote:
Originally Posted by palerider7777
Glad you have a direct line because I'd like to have this explained. While I was in jail I had an inmate ask the preacher how it is that a person such as me that caused no physical, psychological, financial, or emotional harm on anyone else or the community should be locked up. By the way, I was busted for growing for personal use. His answer was Romans 13! And here's the passage:Quote:
Originally Posted by hazetwostep
Romans 13
Submission to the Authorities
1Everyone must submit himself to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God. 2Consequently, he who rebels against the authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves. 3For rulers hold no terror for those who do right, but for those who do wrong. Do you want to be free from fear of the one in authority? Then do what is right and he will commend you. 4For he is God's servant to do you good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword for nothing. He is God's servant, an agent of wrath to bring punishment on the wrongdoer. 5Therefore, it is necessary to submit to the authorities, not only because of possible punishment but also because of conscience. 6This is also why you pay taxes, for the authorities are God's servants, who give their full time to governing. 7Give everyone what you owe him: If you owe taxes, pay taxes; if revenue, then revenue; if respect, then respect; if honor, then honor.
PLEASE....explain this line of crap!
Have a good one!:thumbsup:
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Originally Posted by Dutch Pimp
Excellent!
Already repped out on ya brah, so here's a larf.
"If you walked up to someone on the street and the guy said he'd talked to a burning bush what would you think?"
I'd think he was a gynecologist.:D
Aloha,
Weeze
(Who used to walk on water every winter.)
(Heck I still turn water into wine alla time, a li'l fruit, a li'l yeast....);)
:S2: that is too funnyQuote:
Originally Posted by Weezard
P.s tried to rep ya on that one but have to spread some around
(goes to show how much you have helped :jointsmile:)
i don't think that worked out to well for jesus....Quote:
Originally Posted by Psycho4Bud
Well, I think you should try again too.Quote:
Originally Posted by palerider7777
War really is just old men talking, and young men fighting/dying. The young men and women that are in the Marines/Army/Navy etc.. are probably a good percentage of Christians. And what do you think these people join the service to do? Spread the word of Christ? No, more like kill anyone who stands in the way, or occupy their land and control it. So you see, it does not only revolve around politicians portraying to be Christians, but also the actual soldiers and people in the service are apart of this blood shed, which looking at the values of Jesus, I DO NOT think WAR is WHAT JESUS WOULD DO. What makes you think that government is only responsible for contradicting christian/american ideas ? Government is supposed to be controlled by the people anyway, which goes back to the American populous, which is Christians.
you are living in a dream world if you believe what you said here. key word you used is "supposed" it is anything but ran by the people lmao.Quote:
Originally Posted by kshchrn831
Regardless of who is supposed to run the government and who actually does,
it does not dismiss the fact that, like stated before and you just ignored, governments are not the only people responsible for bloodshed. I wrote "supposed" to for a reason, because it is obvious that government makes its own decisions, and has done so for a very long time.
Just answer these questions for me, if the answer is Yes(true), move to the next question.
America is a Christian nation, right?..
American soldiers are American citizens, right?
According to statistics, a large portion of American citizens are Christians, right?
In war, who pulls the trigger? The politician or the soldier? The Soldier, right?
Is war what jesus would do?
So you see, Palerider, you ignorantly ignore my point, that government is not the only thing responsible for blood shed, but instead of agreeing you again tried to prove me wrong for some reason, even though I am obviously speaking the truth.
With a signature like "I am the guy everyone loves to hate, but knows is right", sounds like you are a immature and ignorant person when it comes to making a point/discussing anything. It seems like your ego has blinded your sense of reason.
GOD judges the heart. These young soldiers. Alot of them are decieved and do not know any better. Just because they are forced to kill somebody by the military does not mean they are disgusting horrible wicked people. Matter of fact, you should respect them for what they do. WAR is stupid and wrong by all means but it will never stop. These kids are exploited in the military and I think GOD can understand that.Quote:
Originally Posted by kshchrn831
Marijuana is the tree of life :)
Ooops is that bush burning? :jointsmile:
p4b, you question is so simple that even an old atheist like me can answer it. just as god and his earthly representatives, the clergy, have dominion over your immortal soul, so does secular authority own your ass. you are nothing, a mere speck of dust in the cosmos, and should know your place as a willing slave to the god-given power of authority. all those with power over you have that power by the grace of god, they have been placed here by the almighty to see to your welfare and safety while you visit this earth. your duty is to obey, not to question or revolt against whatever laws our earthly masters see fit to enforce. their judgment is in the hands of god, not your unworthy mitts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psycho4Bud
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Originally Posted by personified
lol, why yes it is . . . :S5:
:jointsmile: yeah really. Jesus was a rebel. He fought all that authoritarian crap they taught back then. :cool: Jesus would have been a libertarian.Quote:
Originally Posted by palerider7777
and yes, I have in good authority that Jesus does likes beer. :D and Cannabasin. :smokin:
"Beer [and herb] are proof that there is a god and he loves us all very much."
according to christianity. god didnt want to start saving people in china or north america until the 15th century. He only intended on some people getting saved until we created technology to reach the other parts of the world. Until missionaries could reach south america in the 1500's
I have problems believing a 2,000 year old book. For one , its the most edited book in human history, and two its been re written by governments, politicians, and god knows who else to brainwash and control.
There is a god(or some kind of creator) but I dont think praying really hard, singing, and giving money every sunday is gunna get you into the promise land.
But you know what thats just what I THINK.
Then I want my money back!!Quote:
Originally Posted by drudown11
Actually if you study history you will find that Christianity started as a cult doing human sacrifices. It is amusing that most Christians either do not know it or just plain deny it.
The big reason Christianity was popular in the begging was because the monks had walls surrounding them offering security from the barbarians and other raiders that would pillage and plunder. When the walls failed they would use scar tactics against them saying their souls would burn if they attacked.
The reality of all religions is that they were/are created for control of the masses. If you look at Christianity then look at the dark ages and the carvings on the churches they were for the illiterate populace to understand the scare tactics of their own damnation if they did not obey the church.
Face it we are human and can not handle the fact that we are mortal and our own mortality. Ashes to ashes dust to dust. We came from space dust we will return to space dust.
In my opinion religion is evil most of the wars and or suffering in the world is because of religion. The only thing more evil is man himself for propagating it.
i am not some uneducated person who is making blind judgments about chrisitantity. I went to church my whole life and even spent many years in a private christian school. The ideas and values of Christianity will make you a good person and help you live a grateful and unselfish life. Its all great inherently but i just cant believe something that frankly has no evidence of being real. Yeah you got a book, but who actually knows who wrote the damn thing? God? Wait no, people wrote it god just told them too.
one day when i was in 9th grade my teacher was discussing cults and how bad they are. I started thinking and comparing their definition of a cult(you know, drink the grape koolaide type cults) to christianity.
I coudnt find any differences(except for christianity is a much bigger cult)
is this a joke? wow, I can't take this serious and neither should anybody else. Where did you get this garbage information from? Have you even studied any type of theology? or ancient history? obviously not.Quote:
Originally Posted by personified
And that goes for 99% of people on this board.
your wicked and you sound alot like Sam Harris. That guy is a false atheist who contradicts himself constantly.Quote:
Originally Posted by drudown11
You compare christianity and the word of GOD to a cult that encouraged a mass suicide??? No true christian would encourage that because that is not Gods' will. God hates suicide and false prophets like Jim Jones.
Read the Bible and do some research before you make a decision to defile your own creator and GOD!
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Originally Posted by chris62008
Wicked? You and your religion can can kiss my hairy ASS.
The only difference between your religion and a cult is that you believe your religion is right and the cult is wrong. Its all in the same. Your religion is worse that Jim Jones's cult. More people have been killed in the name of jesus that any thing in history.
I dont live in a fantasy world of ancient miracles and magicians walking on water. I also dont follow a 2,000 year old book that was twisted and rewritten by government and monarch's. Its the same reason why we dont give our children school books from 1920.
I live in a world were i face reality. The reality that I dont KNOW GOD DAMN THING. I dont know where we came from. I dont know why we are here. I dont know where we go when we die. BUT IM SURE AS HELL NOT GUNNA GRAB A BOOK AND MAKE SOME SHIT UP.
fuck you and your "wicked" religion
You mean the word of some guys(they dont know exactly who though) that apparently wrote what god told them too. When god comes down and address's the world and tells us his word, then you can make that statement.Quote:
Originally Posted by chris62008
I was walking in Downtown Seattle the other day and met some crackhead who told me he talked to god a couple of minutes before. He then smoked some white substance and proceeded to lift cars off of the ground? BY JESUS IT WAS A MIRACLE AND COULD ONLY BE A WORK OF GOD.
well he did say evil,i wonder how anything could be evil? i mean if the whole god and devil thing is not real then how could anything be evil?since the whole evil thing was made up by these same"cults" to control the "masses"as he says?Quote:
Originally Posted by chris62008
you are right about all the killing that has taken place.what you fail to say tho is most of those deaths are from others that don't believe in jesus.the christians are the ones that are mostly killed in other places.:thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by drudown11
You mean more people have been persucuted and killed in the name of Jesus than any other... I agree! :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by drudown11
A wise man knows he knows nothing. Your getting there!
And Jesus Christ is not wicked! How dare you say such a thing!!! Do you hear yourself? Who is really the wicked one? Praise Jesus!!! Praise Him!!! and God bless!!!
True salvation lies within the hearts of mankind.
True evil lies within the ignorance of the heart.
You can lie to your ego, you can lie to you intellect, you can lie to your peers, but neither you nor your heart can lie to one another, and your heart is your connection to the divine all-truth.
Listen to your heart while reading these words and feel the truth for yourself.
Logic without intuition is illogical, intuition without logic is counterintuitive.
:hippy:I have never had such a good bloody laugh in my life.
reading these pages has made me a believer.
a believer that there is life beyond religion.
this all started out as intended fun.but has gone beyond it.
So it mock's religion and the bible, but does'nt every joke mock something ?
if we can't laugh at ourselves-then who can we laugh at ?
religious people reading these pages appear to be infuriated and disgruntled. STOP READING THE BLOODY PAGES THEN.
Apparently a part of religion is commit no sin ...why the hell are you reading pages on a hash board ? Perhaps to help you gain info about your illegal habit-oop's sorry medical medication.
Stop trying to preach and roll with it.
Religion has survived all these years-right or wrong and it will continue long after we are gone.
At the end of the day facts about religion are being proven daily.
religion thrived on the fear of the masses-god let it happen.
pedo priests played with the children-god let it happen.
the list is endless-only god knows how long the list is.
But the real sticker is the fact that we are supposed to adore and worship a god who sat on his butt and let his own son die ?
who the hell shows respect to a father who let something like this happen.
people seem to need something to believe in for some strange reason but who say's it has to be god ?
God really helped me-he made me bipolar2-The good thing about it is - i see things in a different way than many others.
i don't see the supposed promises and rewards or the crap that goes with it.
i see the FACTS.the cruilty of religion.the misuse of power in religion.the abuse by those who work in gods name,etc etc
Yeah i may be nut's but i ain't running about believing in something that has never been proven to exist.
Did you hear about the priest without sin who went to heaven ?
NO...
neither did anyone else-it's like god-it's a belief...
bye the bye-i ain's stoned---i don't use -- but i don't criticise those that do.
your god gave man the right to have an opinion-you may not like it and we may not like yours-but who cares ?
that is what opinions are about.
ps. some of the comments made by the religious ones could be regarded as a sin against their fellow man.
hit the floor and give god 10 or you wont be getting through the gates.
we make the choice as a human to do bad or good and to create bad or good. just like weapons to kill each other, those are man made items, that were made from the materials that god put on this earth, and it is the humans choice to use that weapon to kill and and do sin, he made us all equal, he is not the one letting african people starve it is there own government and people, they are not fortunate as some countries where u can walk in a store and get a burger. if you REALY THINK about it, it all starts to make sense. he is real
For those who have made the comment that it is Christians who get killed not do the killing, ever heard of the Spanish Inquisition? The Crusades? The Salem witch trials? How about the subjugation of South America and it's people being made into slaves (those who weren't murdered outright) for Jesus? How about Copernicus being forced to renounce his scientific theories (which have all been proven correct) or face being burned at the stake as a heretic? I could go on all day. The name of Jesus has been used to justify an ocean of blood, don't kid yourselves.
So true! The name of Jesus, Muhammad and other men of peace have been invoked to justify murder, pillage and other heinous acts. That does not make the religions bad.
The bad/evil is brought by men, not God. We all know through out the ages people have used good cause for selfish purpose.
Once a craftsman made a beautiful vase to hold water. Another man filled the vase with poison and made others drink. Who was evil, the craftsman or the other man or even the vase?
Did God really create Cancer, herpes, multiple sclerosis, or are these fallen states of His design?Quote:
Originally Posted by hazetwostep
Why would Jesus urge us to pray for things to be "on Earth as it is heaven"?
God can't give us cancer. He doesn't have it. You can't give anything away you don't have. There is none in heaven.
He takes no delight in the suffering of those lost, nor has any malice against them to send or wish harm.
He's sweeter than you know or understand.
I just saw Jesus's image in a piece of burnt toast. It's a miracle, I'm saved. Whoops, Jesus just crumbled.:D
dude yall so hilarious..seriously i laughed so hard...i dont know what to say about this. I thank yall for making my day.
Fuck the bible (Granted, bible has good moral guides or whatever) Fuck whats right and whats wrong. They are illusion. Many shit has happened that yall mentioned like Crusades and Spanish Inquisition or whatever. its not related to religion or God. its purely Ego ( jungian term) and self serving. However humans are truly ignorant like and me and yall. Humans are puppet and that is why knowledge is abused repeatedly throughout history. Somebody in the past is smart enough to deprive folks from knowledge thus making them vulnerable yet its kinda ironic that knowledge produces the selfish behavior: greed, sloth, wrath, lust, etc. thats why my good friend Andrew told me this SMART=Satan Movement As Real Time
One thing bothers me the most and I believe i mentioned this before..where the fuck DNA come from? DNA is full of codes and shit like that. Something created this DNA somehow. since codes requires conscious being. Moreover, the spheres are everywhere even planets galaxies and universe, perhaps multiverse. There are no mathematical model to create outside of circle only a designer ascribe a circle, yea there are bunches of theorms and formulas for inside circle/sphere. what the fuck? dont tell me we got here just because of pure chance let alone randomization. its not logical.
Funny thing the law MUST obey the law of physics in differing realms, thus the law cannot be broken unless you can manipulate the space-time continuum. our pathetic laws of land are bendable that means the power of law is laughable...just something to think about...
after all...SHEET HAPPENS on EARTH! who do we blame? no one but ourselves. Who are we to Judge?? who died and made yall King? We are a flock of sheep to some being out there.
Obviously we got Trinity all wrong...we also have feeble trinity within us as well...odd...
sorry for the ramble...i hope i was objective enough for both sides! :D
God is just an adult's imaginary friend.
John Lennon: Imagine No religion...what a better world it would be!
Religious beliefs have fucked up everything from sex to cannabis. Yet those retarded religious beliefs, as in-fucking-sane as they are, are protected by law. So just keep it to yourself. Or we will argue and I always get the last word in...just a warning, Jesusfreaks.
BTW, crazy Christians, your Bible is filled with IMMORAL acts ordered by or condoned by "God." It is hardly a good moral compass. Yes, I was a theology major in college, so, unfortunately I read it several times, that's how I know it is fucked-up.
Why don't you just keep it to yourself! The most irritating things about Christians is that they talk about their shit and tell others they are going to hell. Judge not lest ye be judged.." basically J said that you will be judged as harshly as you judge others...watch out Fred Phelps and all you other liars and phonies....
Damn, time to get high.:rasta:
God created me with a body, soul and spirit. When I received the Lord Jesus He came into my spirit and I've realizedthe purpose of man is to express Him. I've been saved for over 30 years and every day is getting better. Recently because of severe pain in my legs due to nerve damage and rheumatoid arthritis I've started smoking weed. I wonder though, how does Jesus feel about me smoking pot?
THERE IS NO GOD!
It all started when some Dinosaur Monkey was jerking off in the bush and shot his load on the ground and the sun hatched Adam and Eve,,,This was the start,,Then some people who thought they'd fuck the whole world up by writing scriptures about GHOSTS and things that don't exist,,like miracles,,"getting a BONER at my age could be considered a "miracle" but it's not,,Parting the sea, building arcs, 40 days of miserable weather,,"what the fuck?" How come these so called miracles stopped coming thousands of years ago,,we could use some help but all we have is a friggin society who wants to kill each other for nothing, no reason at all, and GOD is behind all of this? Then he should be shot or hung for letting the people of the world be so violent , start world wars where innocent people are killed because they're in the way, they act so fucking crazy! And what is so unbelievable is the fact that most countries fighting each other is because of OIL and RELIGION,,do without these 2 and the world would probably be at peace,,,Go ahead and be with the idiots who belives in all this crap,GOD WILL MAKE YOU GO BLIND,,GOD WILL MAKE YOU DEAF, GOD WILL MAKE YOU MUTE, give it a rest,,,If there is a God, then he lives in my favourite fishing hole and she's a beautiful 6 lbs LargeMouth bass that has been living there for a long time, I've caught her numerous times and she keeps coming back each and every year,,,yey for small miracles,,