I will follow you anywhere Mrs Anti-Christ.lolQuote:
Originally Posted by rebgirl420
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I will follow you anywhere Mrs Anti-Christ.lolQuote:
Originally Posted by rebgirl420
Hahaha
And for my first act of anti-christ-ness I say to my followers:
Kill John Stamos.
This thread is still alive?? I could have sworn it died weeks ago....
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Originally Posted by DaBudhaStank
This thread is the anti-christ!
Didnt you know? the anti christ can use jesus' powerz!
DE INTURNETZ HAS DA POWERZ OF JEEBUS?!?!?! LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Stoner Shadow Wolf
Ya'll are a bunch of Jew-hating bastards. I, personally, love Jews.. even dated one in high school. Her father owned a chain of sub shops and she was a really good person. Her grandfather was rumored to have helped start World War II, though, but the validity of that statement is heavily disputed amongst many non-Jews.
Uhh.. are you serious? FTW!!?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Aristotle
Religion will be what destroys humanity. :mad: In fact, religion itself is your "antichrist." :wtf:
No this is the antichrist... Calling JacksonSlade.. Im sorry I couldnt resist.. Youll learn to love me. I hope...:rastasmoke::D:hippy::thumbsup::rasta:
Obama is not the Anti-Christ, but if you listen to McCain supporters at recent rallies, he is a "terrorist", "traitor", and "Arab", and we should "kill him', and "off with his head."
As for the mullet-head antichrists above^^^, I say off with their hair!
the truth behind the mullet- er i mean anti christ:
Christianity was invented by the romans after hearing stories about how the jews killed one of their own who was trying to preserve the old ways of judiasm. (jesus)
they embellished on everything and even threw in some fantasy, such as walking on water and raising from the dead.
then, in order to secure their power, they invented an anti-christ who would one day rise and oppose them directly.
but they made him out to be a bad guy, opposing jesus christ's message, when in truth, he is only going to be trying to free us all from the matrix- er i mean lies and control.
the anti christ is a good guy who is seeking freedom and equality for all.
Rome didnt want to ever lose power so they created a dark image of a monstrous beast to represent the anti-christ.
Am I the only one who's confused if this guy is serious or not? Bump on this post again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aristotle
Well he cant be serious can he?? I think he was trying to be funny... Honest lets hope so... One World One Love. Simple dazed:rastasmoke: and seriously I already showed you the antichrist... Ok 1 more:stoned::stoned::stoned:
I decided it was a falied attempt at bad humor, based on the second sentence, "Her grandfather was rumored to have helped start World War II, though, but the validity of that statement is heavily disputed amongst many non-Jews." The tone of that seems like humor, even if is doesn't work very well.Quote:
Originally Posted by daihashi
The first part about the Jew-hating bastards is either repugnant hatred, or it is bad irony that doens't really work as humor either. I figured I'd just let the mods sort it out...
I was just more puzzled than anything else.. on one hand it seemed like bad humor, but on the other hand it was kind of random and left me in 'wtf' mode.
*Ding ding ding*Quote:
Originally Posted by Stoner Shadow Wolf
YouTube - Bill Hicks' Last Show - Part 4
how do you know he is?
they took God out of schools and got a buncha dumb kids! DAH!
Barack [if elected?] will separate Church from State issues
it should b that way
I Remember when Reagan was the Anti-Christ.:wtf::D Now its Obamas turn.According to some bible scholars, Emperor Nero was the Anti-Christ referred to in the Bible.It is already a Failed Prophecy.
i have only read a couple of these post but if the anti-christ is here it is George Bush - look at the results of his presidency
let's stop this. what does the bible actually SAY abotu the anti christ, and how many people have done all those anti-christ telltales?
P.S. omgz hax wewtorz firts pots!
In support of drilling for oil, in the ocean? It's in there. They've already spilled a good amount of oil, in the gulf of Mexico.
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Originally Posted by http://www.rapturealert.com/falseprophet.html
Why do you put your faith in something outside yourself? Ask yourself this question, if Jesus came back, what could he possibly say that would save you? Nothing. He wouldn't do anything. That's because it's up to you to save yourself. You are an individual are you not? Or maybe you're a slave. Follow the leader, children. Daddy knows best. Are you a child? Following "somebody" is just setting yourself up for deceit. Here's another question: How will you know the "real Jesus" will return? How will you know it's not just another impostor? How do you even know the story of Christ is real? I would stop relying on somebody else to make decisions for you about your soul. It's your life. Take responsibility. Did Jesus ever say "I am the messiah, worship me". Of course not. He said "The Kingdom of Heaven is inside you". Look inside.
My rant.
I look inside myself, and, I feel my lower back/hip, my leg, and, my elbow (all on the left side) all hurting me. I look on the right, and, my fine-motor skills have diminished. Either way, without cannabis, I see it in double-vision.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dream of the iris
With it, I feel bliss. It must be "The Kingdom of Heaven" showing itself.
Oh really? Wide speculation by who exactly?Quote:
Originally Posted by GodBud
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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
The Lord said unto me, 'I will take my rest and I will consider in my dwelling place like a clear heat upon herbs.' " -- Isaiah 18:4-5
"Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed which is upon the face of all the earth.â?¦To you it will be for meat." â?¦ And God saw everything that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. (Genesis 1:29-31)
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The Anti-Christ...no, the very concept is idiotic. Just another full-of-shit exploiter of the call for change, who will nonetheless continue international bullying, silencing of opposition, and deepthroating corporate cock....very likely.
No half-decent president can be elected within the two-party system...imagine trying to do the right thing while surrounded by horseshit.
He is your president now! sucka
Ignorant people need to pack there shit up and get off this site, hes president now there aint shit you can do about it!
The anti-christ is the UN.Quote:
Originally Posted by killerweed420
The symbol for the UN is a white horse.
"I looked and I saw a rider on a white horse and death followed after him.!"
Is this rider the BILDERBERG group or OBAMA?
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News flash: This is 2008, not the dark ages. There is no such thing as an Antichrist, so let's keep primitive superstitions out of our politics.
Ozzy is the true!!Quote:
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Who gave you the knowledge to judge if it is just a superstition? Lets keep ignorant posts out of our forums.Quote:
Originally Posted by IAmKowalski
Can anyone tell what exactly the Anti-Christ is? It's not Satan, right? Or is it Satan? Does the Anti-Christ work for Satan? How exactly does it work? As I undertand it, which may not be right, Christ was supposedly God incarnate in human form on the Earth. So is the Anti-Christ Satan incarnate in human form on the Earth? Does Satan have to send an Unholy Spirit to earth to knock up a non-virgin in order to give birth to the Anti-Christ?
its kinda like that butQuote:
Does Satan have to send an Unholy Spirit to earth to knock up a non-virgin in order to give birth to the Anti-Christ?
scratch out the sex part
anti-christ, an 'ti-krist, n. 'The great adversary of Christ'
adversary , ad 've'r-sa-ri, n. An enemy :an antagonist
More hating on Obama......This is a pity let see how the man handles himself and the U.S befor we do all this bashing.
This happens after every Presidential election... someone starts saying that the new President-elect is the Anti-Christ and that this is the beginning of the end of the world. Ronald Wilson Reagan's name was especially good for this rumor because each name (first, middle, last) contained 6 letters... bwahahaha
So anyway, yeah. Let's move on. The world is already too full of this kind of bullshit. It's almost 2009... White people have monopolized teh highest position in this country forever, and Republicans have had control for quite a while now & got to have their fun, so it's about time a black person had a chance to run things.
I voted for Barack Obama, and I'm proud of my choice, because I feel that he's going to be an incredible leader and he's going to do good things for everyone.
I'm not even black! Or a democrat! I'm just a person who thinks this world needs more peace, love and fairness for all people, regardless of their color or lot in life.
Let's give the guy a chance... He hasn't even moved to Washington yet.
Peace :)
P.S. If you wanna know how the "Anti-Christ" is supposed to come into the world, watch The Omen. :) I seriously doubt Barack Obama's momma was a jackyl. :rastasmoke:
damn it, this is MY title!!! I am the anti-christ not this guy, he's just the future president of the United States and Im gonna be superstitiously stayin on these forums for a long time j/k:D
The belief in such nonsense is no more logical than a belief in gnomes or Santa Claus. It is also a slap in the face of human knowledge and progress, no better than believing that a lunar eclipse is actually a snake eating the moon. It is insulting to humanity. Perhaps we should be taking the use of animal entrails for divination seriously next?Quote:
Originally Posted by apocolips31
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