I bet if I could get into the Gorilla cage I could kick his arse.
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I bet if I could get into the Gorilla cage I could kick his arse.
Kill them all and let god sort them out
I wont c m in your mouth
"That's not that far down"
"What red wire????"
"I reckon I could make that"
"Don't worry it's inflammable" (can't take credit - Simpsons)
"This thing is awful fast"
:D
'Dude trust me i know what im doing, I've seen Die Hard like 20 times!'
Also when Phill Lynott (Thin Lizzy) was on his death bed the nurse came up to him and said:
nurse: 'do you have any last requests'
Phil 'yer, could you wank me of luv'
not sure if this is true. saw it on a tv programme about him...still pretty funny though ;)
"Why Not"
I could easily drink this bottle of everclear :wtf:
A U.S army general just before his death by firing squad " shoot straight you bastards". That always seemed badass to me.
wait a minute! i think we forgot the infamous....
- "i'll be right back..."
;)
"Are these the uppers or the downers?"
''Search Warrant!!''
''Wtf Don't ash on the bed''
''We can find weed in Opa Locka''
"This is gonna be cool.."
"Sure its ok, I made it myself..."
"Hey.. are you sure I should do this..?"
"Dude, get the camera ready! This is going to look so awesome on YouTube!"
"I saw this on Jackass"
If Evel Kneivel can do it !
"I'll make you famouse"
"Dont son that gun is loaded"
" Ezekel 25:17 ,The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men......"
"I'm sorry, did I break your concentration"
"please no, this is how serial killers are born"
"MMMM!!! Leftover sushi!"
Of course I pulled out in time........ :wtf:
opps sorry bout that, it was'nt even hard yet!!!!!!
Of course it's grounded (earthed).
"yes these are stable chemicals."
"I heard it's delicious and a delicasy in some countries."
"We've just calculated the combustion temperature, now lets convert it from kelvin to farenheit...uh-oh."
"Nah, theyre just blanks"
"man I hope this works for that drug test...*gulp gulp gulp*"
s'all I've got for now folks.
[align=left]I almost died when I saw this haha. Sorry if that seems bad or something but I couldn't help it.:jointsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by StickyfingahZ
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Thats not a fire im just trippin..watch ill show you
- "I think this acid is bunk.... let's just eat the rest of it..."
"YOU MAY BE A KING OR A STREET SWEEPER, BUT YOU WILL ALL EVENTUALLY DANCE WITH THE GRIM REAPER."
- "this is just light drizzle... i bet the heavy stuff wont come down for a while.."
"Look! Over there!"
And then while they turn around and look, the joke's on them, cause you're dead! :thumbsup:
Dude.Quote:
Originally Posted by Purple Banana
i think i just pissed myself laughing
hahahaha
"On his deathbed, unable to speak, [Aldous] Huxley made a written request to his wife for 'LSD, 100 µg, i.m.'."
"Bet ya can't do this..."
I'm surprised this one hadn't been mentioned yet! Funny thread.:jointsmile:
"Where the hell did I put that 50,000 watt capacitor?"
"I love you too, honey. That was a marvelous dinner you prepared for us. Hmm...that's odd. I seem to have a tiny piece of glass stuck in my teeth."
"alright son put 'er in gear and ease on the gas"
"meth labs? chyea totally could not do that in real life"
"30 yard penalty"
"it was a mistake sweetie you know i love you and only you"
blah blah blah blah *spark* blah *spark* blah blah me look fat? "of course honey"
"how many do you think it'll take?"
"You sunk my battle..."
``i cant feel my face...i can touch it?..but cant feel it``-Blow
Yay, someone brought a good old thread back!
"It only hurts when I touch it"
"I SO told you the world would be taken over by zombies one day! Oh, Thersa 1, John 0."
HAHAHAHAHAHAQuote:
Originally Posted by Sensi Super Skunk
That's the best.
^HAHAHA Pow in the kisser,
If you honestly believe you can fly you can, havent you seen the matrix.
This rope is tested for upwards of 350 pounds.
Nitrous in a riding lawn mower I wanna try.
Bears are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. â?? Buddha
Peace is not merely a distant goal that we seek, but a means by which we arrive at that goal. - Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
just tap the bowl with the lighter, it won't break..