he coughts up buds of pure ganja :D would you like me to get on my knees and.......
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he coughts up buds of pure ganja :D would you like me to get on my knees and.......
clean ur shoes?.........
but the monky dies and floats up to monky heaven but points a magical finger at the trees and they all turn into ...
big giant DILDOS and they all sing the song......
"sing a happy happy happy happy happy song" until a massive giant come and pulls them all out of the ground to take them home to his giant lesbian porn club where the massive lesbians hu are giants with purple teeth and green hair all...
down to there ankles take them and eat them then the burn them alive and use there ashes as fertz to grow there 900ft ganja plant for the gods of ......
cockroach infestations......
That will rule the future world but...
they only have 1 leg so it takes them twice as longto rule the future world whilst fight the Zygonz the crazy . . . . . . . . .
chicken snake man who likes to eat....
man eating worms with wings that can...
act as aeroplanes and fly people to bonga conga land where they...
they sing and dance merrily until,,,
they get the munchies and look for some jacobs crackers with marmite and butter but one of them gets lost and ....
a magical stoner gnome comes and...
asks them if they want some magic beans that....
that grew G-13 plants that grew magically fast and flowered in 1 day...
but also grew high in the clouds where...
the magic purple pixies were, where they lives in mushrooms and liked to give people
....
HANDJOBS and dispose of their ........
sparkly gloves then put on long spiky shoes so they could dannce with the anel dwelling butt munkys and play strip poker with the space age munchkin men becoz they were very....
handsome like a hamster in lycra untill...
they tried to save a nongle noo fomr outer space and got runover by a space train which....
only carried passengers whose first name rhymed with their second. For expamle...
tinky winky, humpty dumpty and many more, but tinky winky lost his handbag which had 20 pre-rolled spliffs in and started to...
bonk the....
wall which made humpty dumpty fall off and...
bust his head, so he smoke 3 bowls of G-13 and...
cracked into little pieces but...
the pied piper came and...
Sprayed them all with white....
started to try and play his pipe but was mashed and relized it was a spliff so started to smoke it which made the peices of humpty dumpty...
get high of the second hand smoke and gather them selves re making humpty into the shape of a...
cannabis leaf and so he was renamed his new name was...
Cheech Dumpty, but that meant his first name and second name didnt rhyme, so he was thrown out of the door.
It was all a dream, good, so I get up and the first thing I do is...
Call my dealer for a fat sack full......................
but he sent me a sack of bacon laced with pcp instead . . .
was too stoned to fly the fucker, so i...............