yeah, but its also a sexuality forumQuote:
Originally Posted by WhiskeyGirl
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yeah, but its also a sexuality forumQuote:
Originally Posted by WhiskeyGirl
No are you crazy or sumink?? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by WhiskeyGirl
i find it hard to
....sorry
Ha Ha the danger wank lolQuote:
Originally Posted by dog420
a mate told me about this too - apparantly theres a whole game, with rules, points, etc.
like if you're driving and wanking - can u get off before the cops pull you over. - 5 points.
Invite your in-laws (or g/f's parents) over and get off before they (1) arrive - 5 points (2) knock on the door - 10 points (3) come to the bedroom - 20 points.
Having sex in the cinema and getting off before the 10-year old kid next to you starts crying. - 10 points
i Jacked off in a tree once.....lol
that was probably the weirdest place...
I have never been caught thankfully.
On a roller-coaster. If you're familiar with Ohio, you're familiar with our shitty weather. Hardly anyone was on the Millenium Force at Cedar Point, and I was horny.
Jeepers crow! get caught much? I could see your parents or sister but friends parents!? What the fuck did you say to them?! lolol im sorry...Quote:
Originally Posted by Mansin
Crap. And here I thought a bird had pooped on me. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Az.
on the way 2 florida w/ my whole family in the car.. under blankets (I was in the very back seat w/ every1 else ahead of me.. so it worked
awh dude! did u get caught?Quote:
Originally Posted by JuggaloAtTheDoor
My dad caught me jerkin it 3 years back about.
It was dark, had music on my big headphones while strokin it to sum pics.
All of the sudden i look to the right and its my pops at the door.. im like woah.. no .. dont come closer yo!
we are indian btw and he got an accent so this fuk goes
"Vot ees dees? Vot ees going on here??? VHY are you luking at your computer and tuching your pee pee!!! WHO ees dees white girl on da screeN??? Ees dees your wife???"
I was so embaressed I didnt jerk it that whole night.
my step mom always slaps my ass for some reason, maybe i should try the danger wank on her =P
thank god i`ve never been caught
i`m a savage of my privacy
if i have 2 mins till someone comes in.. i`ll take it
if i`m horny i`ll find the best places...
like outside, even in my car,movie theatres,church bathrooms,my moms bathroom,the garage,restaraunts"Saying i have to take a shit, i come out all sweaty"
Even driving in the back of a car i`ll beat it...
What the fuck?Quote:
Originally Posted by Eshelmen
Ive been caught having sex once. Actually, I think that it was the first time that me and Emily were doing it round mine. Or the second time. My dad just walked in (I was on top so I couldnt see him) and started saying that somethings wrong with the PC. We just carried on banging away once he left.
Weirdest place Ive had a tug? Must be when I had just shot a rabbit and was waiting for them to come out again. Well, to pass the time I decided to have a tug. Once Id zipped him back up, there were 4 rabbits out. Shot another two, had another tug then shot another rabbit.
well if the rabbits caught you wanking, maybe that counts? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Swierzbinski
sometimes when i wank it my cat comes up to me and stares so i splode all over him
joking....
or am i?
................................................ :eek: ..................................................
yes, a few times, but with my word play, i made it seem like it was allllllll an illusion
Im reporting you to the RSPCA....:pimp:Quote:
Originally Posted by BongZoola
i jacked of on a roller coaster dis summer
When I was in London with a school trip, I went out the window and tried to wank off on the roof top onto the streets below. But I was too drunk, and there were three dudes in the room behind me, and I couldnt get it up... :(
Joking or not, that is funny shit :p :p :pQuote:
Originally Posted by BongZoola
Oh man this thread is teh funneh :thumbsup:
OK first time "caught" - at the time this was pretty bad...
I was 11 and going on holiday to Australia. The flight was landing en-route for fuel but it was pretty much a 23 hr journey.
So I waited until there was no-one waiting for the toilet and figured what the hell? Looking back I sort of joined the one-man mile high club ;)
So I get into the toilet/cubicle and I have this picture I "borrowed" from some guys paper - (For the brits Page 3 or something similar) - basically a topless girl (hey I was 11!) and I manage to stick it to the mirror in there so I can get going.
So I pulled down my jeans and manage to get my balls over the sink (I'm having to stand on tip-toe) and I'm really going for it. I start pulling away.
36,000 feet speeding through the sky.
My mum gets worried easily.
She alerts an air stewardess.
Air stewardess knocks on the toilet door and asks if I'm "OK?"
I'm more than OK, to be fair she was really fit and I'm about to bust a nut - problem is I'm that far gone that I don't even answer.
My mum is right behind her.
At this point it gets tricky - pretty much the same time that I'm giving the sink a one man mayo makeover the door opens behind me.
Now this is doubly fucked up because I'm looking right into the mirror so I see both the look on my mums face and the stewardess.
I hadn't locked the door properly - it hadn't caught :o
Thankfully the stewardess shut the door but she was smiling - my mum was just all "shock and awe" you could tell she was thinking a hundred things at once - none of them good.
So I left quickly and sat back down trying to ignore my mum and talk to my dad who clearly didn't know :rasta:
I was just about calmed down and had stopped shitting myself when the stewardess appeared at my side and passed me a folded up bit of newspaper and just smiled.
I had of course left the picture of the topless page 3 "stunner" pinned up on the mirror after my hasty wank-retreat.
Doh!
But this was when British Airways meant you always got 110%
if cannabis.com was handing out awards for the funniest post....ud win it hands down breadren...:thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta9 UK
haha seriosuly that made me laugh, awesome story
1) No
2) In the mirror
I've never been caught. But the wierdest places are school, and jail, lol.
weird how being caught wanking is somehow worse than being caught having sex. I guess it's cuz you got to shoulder all the blame and embarassment yourself when you're alone.... I've been caught a span of times, but only by my mates and a few times by my brothers. Never by my parents, thank God!
As to the weirdest, ummm... shit, I don't know... In a jacuuzi, in the sea (yeah, I know... just when you thought it was safe to go into the water.....I'm sorry!) plane toilets, train toilets, school toilets, my office, outdoors in the jungle (Africa), Jeezlaik! Where haven't I done it!
I blame it on being overly sexed and going to a private all boys school as a kid!
isnt it mandatory in jail anyway?? :stoned:Quote:
Originally Posted by GreenKing11
awh dude, thats weak! anyway ur lucky coz I wudn't have been happy walking past ur hotel and a blob of jizz landing on me you cunt! :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by PaulCT7
Hmm the wierdest place was at camp, we were all sitting around in our lawn chairs, I had some of those silky athletic shorts on so I got a boner, said I had an itch on my leg, Leaned forward and wanked one, Didn't finish tho, I went to the bathroom for that, It was crazy.. no one noticed.
And nope, I've nvr been caught (thankfully!!)
i had a wank in a full classroom wen i was like 9 loll
been caught by everyone lol, mum, friends, friends parents, strangers.
duno where the 'weirdest' place would be lol did it at work before, in the coolroom loll
I've never been caught, well, not un-intentionally!
but when I was working at a summer camp this 9yr old kid fell asleep in the back of our bus on the way back from a field trip. He started pulling at himself while he was sleeping! I felt so bad, the other kids teased him for the rest of the summer.
this thread also reminded me of a tori amos song about when she was younger she used to be in the basement of the church while her father was given the mass (her dad's a priest)
that song always makes me hot...
not masturbating but... I did get caught having sex for the first time by her little cousin that just happened to have to tell her something at that particular moment
Were you high when you wrote this? I'm high as I'm writing this, but still, even compared to other posts, this one just seems to be written like a perfect story teller... almost too real... hm... :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta9 UK
nah never. This is funny tho.
in the cemetary
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Originally Posted by JSTA
Agreed! But dogs are scavengers... yuck