Fertilizer, aliens, fairies, 7-Up, and pixie stix... Enjoy!!!

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Originally Posted by qdavid

I absolutely hate asinine crap like this. No scientific proof, no logical statements, not even a shred of truth. There actually are people reading for factual information and wasting ones time on this drivel is absolutely crazy. Why do people do that?

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Beats me.....:wtf:

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Originally Posted by Ganj

are not you all open to new ideas? just think about it...indoor growing without the hassle of fertilizing. !

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Let me think about it a sec... Okay, done.
I see... dead plants!!!
They would live to about 5 nodes before starting to show signs of nitrogen deficiency, new growth would become stunted initially and then cease, and the plant would die by about the 7th node.
This isn't a 'new' idea. Agriculture is as old as civilization itself. You NEED to fertilize with something.
I can't believe we're still arguing about this!

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Originally Posted by stinkyattic

I can't believe we're still arguing about this!

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Are we arguing again? :confused::confused::confused:
I blame 'fertilizer paranoia'.;)





...(This whole thread smells like fertilizer!)

I had an uncle that committed suicide with fertilizer ........ hmmmmm .... no, my mistake, it was a .38 Special ... never mind :wtf:

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Originally Posted by qdavid

I absolutely hate asinine crap like this. No scientific proof, no logical statements, not even a shred of truth. There actually are people reading for factual information and wasting ones time on this drivel is absolutely crazy. Why do people do that?

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Well, it's actually not so much 'asinine crap' as it is 'fairy guano'.
And quite honestly do you think rant will fix your frusterations or do you think you've just wasted MORE time by responding? My advice: RUN, run before this thread infects you with it's viral properties!...

It's time well wasted... :D
Fairies like the attention.
Expect a nice lil' pile of fairy guano on your pillow as a sort of "thank you" when you go to bed this evening.

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Originally Posted by stinkyattic

Let me think about it a sec... Okay, done.
I see... dead plants!!!
They would live to about 5 nodes before starting to show signs of nitrogen deficiency, new growth would become stunted initially and then cease, and the plant would die by about the 7th node.
This isn't a 'new' idea. Agriculture is as old as civilization itself. You NEED to fertilize with something.
I can't believe we're still arguing about this!

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but what if there was something beneath it all-an addition to the pages of cultivation. an invention or some magic gear that changes the way cannabis cultivation is even thought of! that is grandest gift one can give to society! imagine, stinky...imagine!

Hmmmmm... might be time for someone to get their medication adjusted.

PC :smokin:

This thread is the technological equivalent to a full moon.

Hey Stink come chat:D

MMMMMM... MOON MEDICINE!!!

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Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity

as an experiment, i've decided to grow my next crop using only pixie stix as fertilizer and watering them only with mountain dew. for lighting i'll be using three black candles and an odd assortment of fireflies and glow in the dark condoms. i'll let you know how it goes.

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maybe i should complete this experiment in some secret underground bunker in idaho.....
.....if you never hear from me again you'll know that i have fallen into the clutches of our alien foe....

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my little experiment, though fruitful in some respects, has all come to naught. after stocking up on the necessities, i secreted myself in my underground lair and proceeded to build my experimental grow. my major mistake seems to have been one of location. little did i know that the neighborhood i had chosen was particularly popular with bunker enthusiasts and i found myself constantly bombarded with visits from members of various clandestine groups hoping to borrow the odd garden implement, self defense handbook or cup of plutonium.

my first major setback was a late night raid by a group of renegade girl scouts who, planning a birthday party for one of their members, were in search of party supplies. they managed to pilfer most of my pixie stix for party favors and condoms for balloons before i brained their leader with one of my black candles (unintentionally providing myself with four candles in the process) and sent them scurrying back to their own bunker. the next morning i scoured the surrounding villages for replacements, but found such supplies had been banned by the powers that be. who would have thought that those damn mormons would have outlawed condoms and pixie stix, the former because they seem to consider it a sin to not reproduce ferociously and the latter to protect their numerous offspring from the scourge of tooth decay. so, armed with 200 pounds of refined sugar (the only thing i could find in that neck of the woods) and relying solely on my fireflies and candles for my lighting needs, i once again locked myself away to proceed with the grand experiment.

my next loss was even more devastating than the first. a nearby coven of radical satanists, finding themselves short on black candles for their upcoming sabbath, broke in and stole away with three of mine (they left me with one of the short ones). as i watched their black robes meld into the darkness i began to suspect that my experiment was doomed to failure, but still i trudged bravely on. i knew how important my discoveries might be to future stoners and that only i was capable of the fortitude needed to complete this mission.

in hindsight, i realize how delusional i was becoming as the year wore on. forced to exist on a diet of flat mountain dew, moldy sugar and the occasional dying firefly, i watched as my crop withered. as my last candle guttered and i conversed with the fairies and goblins of my ravaged mind, i finally understood that they had done this to me and that i must exact some sort of vengeance on an uncaring world. when that last seedling succumbed, illuminated only by a soggy book of matches and two flickering bic lighters, i knew that the powers of "big marijuana" had conspired against me and that my dream was at an end. leaving behind only a single sputtering firefly and the odor of decay, i abandoned my lonely bunker and staggered once more into the light of day.

i know that somewhere in this dreary tale there lies a moral, but i can't figure out what it is for the life of me. it might be the futility of pointless dreams or the even that three wrongs don't make a broken camel's back. i don't suppose it really matters, i just wanted to let you all know that the aliens hadn't whisked me off to trafalmador to perform their weird and horrifying experiments on my fragile frame and that there is still one lone hero out there laboring for the betterment of stonerkind. my next experiment consists of discovering a new high explosive derived exclusively from male seedlings. i'll let you all know how that's going, unless.....

Oh, hahahahahaaaa.
I had forgotten about this, one of my favorite canncom threads of all time (the others involving the erection of igloos and cans of larger)...
I love you, DoN. Really. Your posts have convinced me to stick around here more than once.
Good luck with the fairies.
By the way... you said you have secreted yourself in your lair... between that and the secretions of the Fairies, I hope for your sake you don't run out of laundry soap./

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Originally Posted by stinkyattic

... you said you have secreted yourself in your lair... between that and the secretions of the Fairies, I hope for your sake you don't run out of laundry soap./

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your preoccupation with bodily fluids tells a bit more about you than i believe you really want known in such a public forum.;)

for the record:
what a man chooses to do in the privacy of his own bunker is strictly between him and whatever imaginary creatures he believes he may cohabitate with. we have a very strict "don't ask-don't tell" policy around these parts and it's considered rather rude to even bring the subject up. i didn't ask what all those damn girl scouts did in the wee lonely morning hours nor did i question the goings on between the satanists and their goats. i expect the same consideration for myself and my delusions.

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Originally Posted by Chronisseur

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Good ideas here, but if I could make a suggestion? My friend who smokes grew the best fucking weed with his TV! He said the UV rays from a TV make for alot of that "powdery substance" (called tetrishydrocannabinos) that gets you trippin'! Maybe you should do your whole grow this way for the biggest bud!:D

PS: Mountain dew doesnt work real good, but ok I guess.

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do you need a nintendo to get full effect out of the tetrishydrocannibinos or a nintendo ds for supertetrishydrocannibinos?

has your friend who has smoked weed before ever tried using a microwave by breaking open the door and running it 12 hours on 12 hours off? i think that is what the original poster did and is attempting to explain his results but forgot how he got so high

bums me out, I was looking forward to the harvest pics :(

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Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity

as an experiment, i've decided to grow my next crop using only pixie stix as fertilizer and watering them only with mountain dew. for lighting i'll be using three black candles and an odd assortment of fireflies and glow in the dark condoms. i'll let you know how it goes.

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:wtf:The first post clearly said 7-up!;)
Mixed with pixie sticks, inna cup

Mountain dew will keep 'em up all night.
and bind the roots up, real tight.

And while we're busy swappin lies
Fetilize your fireflies!
(on the wing)

I think it's a quarter past silly up in here.

Aloha,
Weeze

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Originally Posted by the image reaper

bums me out, I was looking forward to the harvest pics :(

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my camera was also among the casualties of the near nightly raids i had to endure. i'm fairly certain the girl scouts took it to document their partying, though i have no real proof.

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Originally Posted by Weezard

I think it's a quarter past silly up in here.

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we left silly behind years ago and have long since entered the realm of the mildly psychotic. by now we must have gathered enough citizens to qualify as the 51st state.:hippy:

in order to keep the silly going....:silly:...post your pictures of the 51'st state's flag...:smokin:

It should say, 'what happens on the boards, stays on the boards' lol and that pirate needs a doob.

flag? we don't need no freakin' flag. well, we do fly this one whenever we can remember where we put it last, but that doesn't happen very often.
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