You know you're high when people on the ground look like ants.
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You know you're high when people on the ground look like ants.
You know you're high when you type with one hand only because the other hand has orange-greasy-cheesy-powder on it and you are too lazy to wash it off. But then you lick it off and you don't mind typing with slobber-covered fingers.
you know your stoned when you cant hold smoke in anymore because you forget to
Oooooooooooh, nasty, Dmac! :rofl:
You know you're high when trying to count the cracks in your ceiling seems like a REALLY good way to spend 2 hours
non on no, you know your high when your friends tell you to stop asking if you look high
you know your high when your about to lgith another blunt and forget what your doing
you know your high when someone is telling you something and you cant even remmeber the last word they said
You know when you're high when you can not remember anything you were just talking about 5 minutes ago. At all.
when you keep going back for more food
and that is some funny shit! XDQuote:
Originally Posted by Baker420
you kno your're high we you realize that you've just been staring at something for the past 10 mins and didnt move
You know you're high when you're wandering around your kitchen looking for something really, really good. It seems like you've been looking forever (when its only been maybe 2 minutes) and you stumble upon the last three peanut butter cookies and nearly cream your pants. :Dyesssss
You know your HELLA high when your so high you can barley get a good grip on the roach as you take a hit... you lose your grip and you end up almost inhaling the roach.
I was so high i did a chong move.... i lost my grip and almost inhaled the roach... but it only burnt my lip. hahahahaha. Damn, that was a close call.!!!!:stoned:
you know your high when you talk about random nonsensical shit, like what a shadow is made out of then start laughing. you know your fucked up when you lose your car keys, wallet and an ounce all at one party.
You know your high when your one cannacom at four am, not the least bit tired, wondering where all your guitar picks when, and munching on your fourth cookie and seventh diet coke.
You know you're high when you can't feel if you're breathing or not.
Or when you pet your dog for an hour because of how good the fur feels.
Or when someone says something to you, and a second later you're wondering if they ACTUALLY said that, because you know you're fucked up and can't really remember what they said anyway.
ive done thisQuote:
Originally Posted by Blitzed
i swear i saw the movie Accepted like 3 times
but i was so blazed we smoked like 6 blunts b4 12 pm
and then
we smked like 7 more
but that movie took like 10 minutes i swear
and i still dun member what happened in it
:rastasmoke:
U roll a joint and forget to put the weed in.
Always gutted wen that happens!:eek:
u know ur high when u go to burgerking and stop at mcdonalds on the way home:rasta:
More like the opposite for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by smytus
You know you're high when you start air drumming to a really good song and actually think you're playing with the music. *could apply to air guitar, or any instrument*
you know your high when you are in the middle of a conversation and forget what the topic is
Quote:
Originally Posted by snicklefritz1825
ahahaha. this happens to me when im sober, glad someone else does it :thumbsup:
You know you're high when you have all kinds of good stories to post about times you were real high on this thread but you can't remember a single one!
you kno your high when your up at 4 am watchin television shows you'd normally not evn pay any mind to
you know youre high when you are at work and the ppl cookin hashbrowns have to keep cookin more and pullin cars up cause you keep eatin em all when theyre not lookin... i worked at mcdonalds stoned for too long
You know your high when you and your friend are cruising around smoking the godliest blunt...and one asks where we are. The other has no clue.
In reality...we were like..5 minutes and two turns away from his house...Yet...we were so lost..
dude that was my house
You know your high when you and your two best buds make this video...
:D
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnewVIiQAzw[/YOUTUBE]
dude i think i remember that somewhat we hit that gravity bong for like 4 hours haha
That we did...
And to bear witness to all the folks of the gravity bongs power...this is how it all went down.
Me and my bros like to make videos..
Our other friend...
Master Baker is the one starting it...The Zakkula goes in for the clear...
I'm the one repeating "Gyad Dayumn!" Because i'm already baked outa my mind...that gravity bong was pulling some YELLOW ASS HITS...just see for yourself..
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL5kKRq9ijQ[/YOUTUBE]
that thing will get ya every time
You know you're high when you listen to a bunch of rap on a road trip and then Fergie's song "glamorous" randomly turns out to be the next song and you think its the funniest thing ever. It is even funnier when the only black guy in your car knows all the words.
true story
you know your high when you suddenly realize that you have been doing naked Yoga while listening to pink floyd for the last hour and a half...but you are totally cool with it.
You know you're high right now!
you know your high when deciding where to eat is a life or death situation
I have had that happen before!Quote:
You know your high when you start looking for the lighter that's in your hand!
Also I have eaten a whole box of gold fish, and sober I hate gold fish. They taste like ass.
You know your high when you have to go through 4 fast food drive throughs in order to satisfy your hunger. Mcdonalds, Taco Bell, Arbys and back to Mcdonalds.
... everytime you listen to music, you space out and imagine a wicked music video for the song.
... you go over bumps while driving and burst out in an insane fit of laughter
... you can last during sex for over six minutes.
... you type nonsensical shit at cannabis.com (like this)
You and some friends go on a mission to the gas station to get some blunts and on the drive back your all looking at each other with food in your mouth hahaha
LOL...ahh man, no commentQuote:
Originally Posted by Kai as a kite
you know your high when you spend 10 minutes standing by your car, waiting for it to open until you remember you left the keys inside
hahahahaha tag in the dark, i love the crazy excuses you can come up with when your high and they seem completely legit to you, so you go and make it more detailed and dificult just to make sure your ready for anything then when your done making sure all the lose ends are tied you cant remember what you were in such a deep thought about then you have to figure out another rediculously amazing way to explain something you just whent over figuring out how to explain.
You know ur high when you text ur sister that the weed u just smoked is soo fucking bomb when u actually meant to text that to ur dealer. And ur sister is like Wtf are you talking about.