crazy stoned idea thread

have you ever been outside, and you feel like you're on the earth's ceiling? like gravity just flipped upside down and you're just walking on the ceiling of the earth? when that happens to me i freak out and walk near trees so if it flips back and i fall up into the sky i can grab tree branches. its scary, but cool at the same time.

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Originally Posted by rocktheganj

have you ever been outside, and you feel like you're on the earth's ceiling?

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no... but i turned my head upside-down more than once

I feel like that sometimes, and when you feel like gravity has flipped, in your head you feel like you're doing a constant backflip underwater? Kinda hard to explain, but I love that feeling. too bad I only get it if I get some really good bud.

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Originally Posted by the.dude

I always think about what if our universe is another person. Like people are atoms or molecules or something. And our solar system is just one cell. The sun could be the nucleus and earth could be mitochondria or something and all the moons in our solar system are lysosomes and space is the cytoplasm. For all we know our galaxy is a patch of tissue on some giant's lung.

:eek: Holy Crap! Maybe I am a universe and I'm made up of countless galaxies and planets and people, all with their own problems and posting on message boards.

I've actually got about a lot more about the universe but I hate to ramble.

I also think about stuff like what if some parents raised their kid for 18 years in a single room and told him that that one room was all that existed. Then when he turns 18, they take him out of the room and let him outside. How mind-shattering would that be?

Why do dogs hardly ever get sick? They eat their own shit and they stick their noses in rotten garbage!

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dude you know the universe cell thing? I have thought of that too. its trippy as hell. cause the universe is infinitely bigger, because its always expanding, but its also infinitely smaller, because after atoms, there's subatomic particles and stuff like that, and what if THOSE are all universes??? thats so many!

I had an idea that we use our faith in religion to suppress our fear of death into our unconscious minds (Freud). I'm not sure if Sigmund Freud covered religion and unconscious minds in his lifetime of psychology, but nevertheless it's an idea that I believe is very plausible.

Damn I love weed.

trying to feel the earth rotate is always fun. my friends and i always just make up crazy scenarios involving us fighting. one time we talked about vampires and how if we were vampires we'd turn animals into them and then we argued about which one would win. I still think my vampire elephant vampire great white shark combo would have busted my dudes vampire anacondas.

thinking about life on other planets is trippy i like to look at the planets on youtube or discovery channel, its complex

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Originally Posted by zach5993

Stay with me on this. If someone stopped time for themselves would you know it. If im typing this post and actually time has stopped in the middle of it will i know it? WTF im baked....lmfao

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I have that thought all the time! Same thing with the colors and how people will see ugggghhhh, too complicated; look at the others posts about it.

why buy feet insurance if you don't have feet?

whenever i get ripped i always notice my eyes blinking, and i always think its just me blinking, its a way i breath, and everyone else breathes in different ways, through sweating, laughing, inhaling, crying, exhaling, scratching, tapping, anything like that, its really weird but when you think about it, its fucking mind boggeling, give it i try....

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Originally Posted by 7thWhiteApple

why buy feet insurance if you don't have feet?

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uhh do u have your feet?

That one day every molecule in the universe will allign in such a way that a balance is found, everything reaches contentment and then flash its over!

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Originally Posted by JointNo1

have you ever been high and like you see some shit bout to happen and you call it out and you feel all good you peeped it out. just earlier tonight me and some friends where walking home in was just after it got dark. and we where passing these mexicans house and they have alot of children and it was these 3 little girls riding down the street on bikes and they went passed us the same direction we where walking and then they went up a hill and turned around and rode back down as they where speeding down the hill just approaching like within 20 feet and we see this little boy getting it in there direction (probally there little brother). and we all just saw it comming it was fucking brutal the girl swerved out the way and then the other girl hit him head on and fell face first. right before they hit we all where just like o shit and boom. we where thinking only some high people would peep some shit like that out before it happens.

i remember a while back me and a friend where sitting on a sewer on the bottom of the hill and these two little girls where riding a scooter down the hill i noticed the girl in the back was wobbling and i kept saying watch the girl in the back shes bout to fall omg shes bout fall and then splat fell right on her face. it kinda almost feels like you have special powers. i remember i kept telling people i was davind blaine after(jokingly) but anyways i hate when i post a fucking long ass post cuz it feels like noone reads it,

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haha, I think we pay more attention to shit when we're high so instead of being sober and looking straight ahead where we're going and only noticing an accident in our peripheral vision then looking at it after it's happened we are already concentrating on everything moving around us.

Man that's a pretty crazy idea I dunno I'm so stoned.

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Originally Posted by SyndicateJuggalos17

back in like 6th grade i would always wonder (not even baked) what if everybody saw things differently, we just interpreted them the same? like, i saw a circle as O but u saw it as [] but to you all circles look like [] and idk crazy stupid shit like that like blue = green idk

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Originally Posted by HaZMaT4LiFe

dude i used to do the SAME shit with the colors omfg....like maybe all of us truly had the same "favorite color" but we saw different colors...so like, my red= your orange, and i sed my favorite color was red and you said yours was orange, but REALLY we liked the same color hahahaha

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if i could give you guys a rep i would! i have had the same idea about the colours and every time i tried to explain for the most part people were like WTF MAN? are you an idiot.. :(
but there were a few people who got it. but for the most part people thought it was just a dumb idea. finally i have found people who actually have had the same thought as me. us stoner's man.. were like spiritually connected by the herb man.. lots of bros man.. yea :hippy::D

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Originally Posted by SyndicateJuggalos17

haha not exactly like that but ive wondered if life was a game or show/move (b4 i saw a movie like that)

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the movie your talking about is the true man show.. i believe.. with Jim carrey. Where he thinks he lives a normal life.. but really he lives in a gigantic studio, that is made to look like real life. and everyone one in it is an actor even his mom.. and wen he sails out he cant go out because at the end of the ocean he finds a brick wall.. so he was never was in the "real world". So his whole life has been like.. fake .. and broad casted live.. man that would suck.. all your private moments like going to the wash room or stuff like that would be seen. everything you say would be on camera

its fucking tripping me out now that im thinking about.. i want to watch it kinda.. man its fucken trippy as hell.. what if im not really in the real world.. but in a gigantic studio.. being filmed or tested like rat.. by aliens. like the whole world is a big test or project developed by aliens..

Ok...this is my first ever post, but I was going over all these threads with nothing to do and I read this.

This is the only person I've ever met who thought this. I've always wondered about this. The world interacts to my direct input into the world. Any other stuff going on around the world is just filler and background info to what I see every day. People (or other alien or intelligent species) study my reactions to determine the behavior of man for reasons unknown.

Wickeddd...:jointsmile:

heheh funny story about that actually. When I was younger and first came up with the theory in my head, I asked my best friend if he was a robot or a figment of my imagination...

take a guess at his answer...

He said he was a meat popsickel

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Originally Posted by YouAintKnow

Like...I always have these weird coincidences in life, where I will hear a new word or see something and then later on that day I'll be watching tv, talking to a friend, etc and that same thing will come up. When I'm high, weird sentences and like weird spooky shit forms in my head with all of it into like highly complex and logical things...like directions for my purpose in life or something.

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Wow, i have the exact same thing going on, i will notice random details/objects and they will appear later on and somehow connect...

Okay heres an idea....

You know how in like movies and stuff when people time travel back in time and change something they come back to the future and everything is different? Well lets say i went back in time and changed something big like maybe inventing electricity...What would happen for all you living in the present? Would everything that uses electricity just dissapear? Like in a split second the whole world would be different? :wtf: :wtf:

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Originally Posted by rocktheganj

dude you know the universe cell thing? I have thought of that too. its trippy as hell. cause the universe is infinitely bigger, because its always expanding, but its also infinitely smaller, because after atoms, there's subatomic particles and stuff like that, and what if THOSE are all universes??? thats so many!

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Dude me and a bunch of my buddies were talking about the exact same thing last night. creepy

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Originally Posted by rocktheganj

dude you know the universe cell thing? I have thought of that too. its trippy as hell. cause the universe is infinitely bigger, because its always expanding, but its also infinitely smaller, because after atoms, there's subatomic particles and stuff like that, and what if THOSE are all universes??? thats so many!

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Dude me and a bunch of my buddies were talking about the exact same thing last night. creepy

:EDIT: Sorry i came to my computer and it was at the reply screen so i hit reply figuring i just spaced out and never replied, my bad.

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Originally Posted by Vaporize Me

the movie your talking about is the true man show.. i believe.. with Jim carrey. Where he thinks he lives a normal life.. but really he lives in a gigantic studio, that is made to look like real life. and everyone one in it is an actor even his mom.. and wen he sails out he cant go out because at the end of the ocean he finds a brick wall.. so he was never was in the "real world". So his whole life has been like.. fake .. and broad casted live.. man that would suck.. all your private moments like going to the wash room or stuff like that would be seen. everything you say would be on camera

its fucking tripping me out now that im thinking about.. i want to watch it kinda.. man its fucken trippy as hell.. what if im not really in the real world.. but in a gigantic studio.. being filmed or tested like rat.. by aliens. like the whole world is a big test or project developed by aliens..

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Yeah, the Truman Show. That movie is the shit.

Crazy to think about. After I'm done watching it I always consider the possibility of the same thing happening to me...what if my life is all just a show...

Man, what could do you do, If that was you? Would you be able to take and legal action? besides being overwhelmed mind shattering experience, it doesn't sound like that would be legal. Hey, at least then you can say your one of the worlds more popular "celebs" lol/

Mathematically, it's more likely we're living inside some sort of "life simulation" than real life. To give a scenerio: future-humans currently live in the real world, and they want to find out how their ancestors lives were like. They create an extremely complex program (this program actually produces real, living organisms for maximum accuracy), and this program let's them carry out tests in that world. Let's say they make 15 different programs to somehow calculate some sort of an "average" as to how past-human behavior was. Well, there's 15 simulations, but there's only 1 reality meaning it's mathematically more possible we're in a simulation rather than real-life (though it's still 50-50 that future-humans don't/do currently exist, and there's a probability of 1/3 that, if they do exist, they decided to create this type of program)

EDIT: I didn't read the entire thread yet. Sorry if someone already posted this. It's from an essay. I didn't develop this theory.

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Originally Posted by cannabis=freedom

I always think, "What if I'm not high, what if everyone else is just low?"

You know what I mean....how the natural state people are meant to be in is the stoned state, but somehow the universe fucked up and only those who seek the true state can find it lol.

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LOL! I love stoned people! I love the way we all think.:jointsmile:

The way to tell if your Doritio is cool to eat after you drop it on the floor is: did the floor dirty your dorito, or did your dorito dirty the floor?

You could make a "happy book"
You take a picture book and fill it with funny pictures and jokes and such. Then whenever you're sad you can look at it and be happy again.
damn I'm high lol :jointsmile:

this ones hard to explain but its what i thought so ill try.
what if everyone sees colors differently then everyone else and thats why we like different colors. like we both look at a blue piece of paper and we both know its blue because we have associated that color with that name. but what if our brains saw two different colors and thats why some people like certain colors and some people dont? it also sort of explains color blindness because to most people red and blue are opposite, but what if when they looked at red it looked like green too?

i dont know if anyone gets this buy i tried

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Originally Posted by onequestion

It's like we have the same brain. I was exactly the same at around sixth grade, i didnt even smoke. I mean i had that exact same idea. Thats fucking nuts man.

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kids think deep shit. I said the same fucking thing to my friends in sixth grade, and they just said, "that doesn't make sense."

readin thread about the alien abducted.. what if people could time travel, would the future be changing constantly every day multiple times even, imagine.. if aliens or humans had a time travel device.. they could help shape the future.. re right our textbooks.. they could change history, so that the future or our present would be always changing and stories would be changing.. and we wouldnt even noticed.. cuz people or aliens could mess with the past.. wat if they went into the past.. and contacted like jesus or something.. i dont know how to explain in a good way.. sorry if your confused..

i gotchya about that time machine thing and also i would wonder if there really are time machines but they havent been invented yet so we arent allowed to know, just the people who are alive after theyre invented.

like in x years there will be time machines but only for the purpose of things like research, where its like a felony or something to change anything

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Originally Posted by SyndicateJuggalos17

where its like a felony or something to change anything

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Im pretty sure it would be a HUGE Felony if you fucked sumthing up in past.. could be punishable by death.. what if someone messed up the past and made it so we didnt discover electricity or something.. or we could back in time and save the dinosaurs :jointsmile:

waht if we cud shit weed out then wud we smoke it

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Originally Posted by SingingSkittles

Yeah! Like, you think like all noises and lights and color and shit happen only when you're there.

Like the saying, "If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to here it, does it make a sound?"

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OMG YES YES YES i thought the same thing...

Me and a friend were talking about things to use for bong water. We came up with how funny it would be to use milkshake instead of water. lmao you would burst a lung trying to get the smoke through and it would have like little marijuana gas bubbles in it. Then I thought of the idea to use a slurpee in a bong rather than water. lol wouldn't that be sweet?

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Originally Posted by acegamer420

waht if we cud shit weed out then wud we smoke it

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good question, but go smoke your shit, tell me if it gets you high, lol what if it does but nobody knew cuz well.. its SHIT

I think i need what you guys are smokin.:smokin:

yesterday i found out that if you microwave stale chips it releases the water molecules making em fresh again

hey this is my first post but i have been reading this stuff for a while


i sometimes think about this when im ripped

stay with me this is pretty deep... so we are all made of atoms and molecules that take up space... ... could those minerature molecular waves that i sent out affect the molecules in other peoples mind or in the probability of a coin landing heads or tails? like i sent out the mierature waves by doing anything from breathing or anything.... or like if i had cereal for breakfast my friends mind later that day might be slightly influenced from the molecular waves i sent out rather than the molecular waves i sent out if i just had coffee... so my whole life could have easily changed if i either had cereal or coffee for breafast o_0

at first i thought u were gonna be another person like what if there are atoms inside atoms and we are just a molecule and blah blah

instead you are talking about the chaos theory