No, what is marijuana?Quote:
Originally Posted by StrwbrryFldsFrvr
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No, what is marijuana?Quote:
Originally Posted by StrwbrryFldsFrvr
I believe the term is Voodoo Pharmacology. (taken from wiki)Quote:
Originally Posted by couch-potato
Voodoo pharmacology is the belief that any drug, be it legal or illicit, robs the user of free will by creating an uncontrollable urge of craving and compulsion. The term is coined by Jacob Sullum in his book, Saying Yes: In Defence of Drug Use[1], where he alleges that this viewpoint is touted in governmental anti-drug propaganda which deliberately misleads the public about the actual dangers of taking recreational drugs, such as alcohol, marijuana, etc. Such claims on the danger of these drugs is not discussed vigorously in peer-reviewed research, and there appears to be a move in public health to demonize certain drugs while the most widely used drugs of nicotine and alcohol contribute more deaths.
white widow weed is a must
Are you seriously saying you smoke this spawn of satan plant which causes zillions of deaths each year because it is the biggest problem in the world and everyone who smokes it dies instantly.
So...I'm dead right now?Quote:
Originally Posted by Reefer Rogue
In the eyes of the lord, yes. You're all going to hell. SINISTER SINNERS :rastasmoke:
LMFAO :DQuote:
Originally Posted by rebgirl420
Yeah I heard about the compulosry heroin OD aswell.. nasty stuff that weed ;)
Yee haw.
i dont smoke weed, weeds bad, i smoke cigaretts because cigaretts grow on trees, and i drink coffee, lots of it, because it comes from the mountains of mexico, or thats wat the box says, i drink alot of soda because thats the american drink. and i drink beer because i saw the movie beerfest, i am an american, no way im smoking weed, thats for "dumbasses"
I only tried it once and already my life is in ruins.. NEVER SMOKE CANNABIS, IT WILL KILL EVERYTHING YOU LOVE AND CONSUME YOUR SOUL!Quote:
Originally Posted by Reefer Rogue
Unfortunately i've become under the devils control and continue to smoke marijuana. Like I said, it's really unfortunate.
My mom told me that her friends nephew did marijuanna once, He got addicted from injecting it into his veins like a shot. And now he has to jack middle aged men off to feed his addiction.
Drugs are bad. :jointsmile:
What are these marijuana that you speak of? Are they friendly?
lol@ are they friendly
Mary... wanna?
What that?
ROFL!!Quote:
Originally Posted by StrwbrryFldsFrvr
Hahaha..... Next time my mom asks me why all my clothes smell like pot I''ll tell her " ME and all my friends get together every day and burn that god forsaken plant of evil to the ground so that not one more soul will be taken in by its devilish ways"Quote:
Originally Posted by 420marijuana420
Fun thread. But a lot of you guys are failing to see the bigger picture...
It's a well known fact that marijuana grows only in certain distant lands. Therefore the import and distribution of marijuana is run by certain shady groups.
You have to understand, that the smoking of marijuana directly supports and finances terrorism.
Please, be patriotic. Smoke your cigarettes, drink your booze, and stay away from that devil/terrorist weed!
1) This sounds like you're cop, I heard this same shit from a pig the other day, this is utter bullshit, not every dealer has a connection to terrorism, if at all, you're missing the big picture.Quote:
Originally Posted by Polymirize
2) The only shady groups you've seen is the innocent people smoking pot that your sorry ass has to look for nowadays because back in the high school days noone accepted you.
3) Stick to your cigs, booze, donuts, and beating your wife.
Take your devil/terrorist ideals out of the only peaceful place you guys can't ruin.
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Originally Posted by Maui Wowie
No you're a towel... I mean, you're missing the big picture. EVERY dealer has a connection to terrorism.
It's also a well known fact that all smokers engage in constant masturbation, which makes Jesus cry.
My isolation in high school has nothing to do with the facts, other than making it obvious that you are a very mean person.
In conclusion, cigs, booze, donuts and beating your wife are all as american as apple pie. But anyone who smokes is directly responsible for 9-11, and those are FACTS!
Wow, I can't tell whether to laugh with you or to laugh at everything you stand for.
Lol this thread is a classic!
1k views in under 24hours:stoned:
Please, for the love of god laugh with me... Have you even bothered to read the rest of this thread?Quote:
Originally Posted by Maui Wowie
It's chock full of the psychobabble of drug-addled sinners. And I will laugh as they burn in hell. Because, I kinda get off on that, for some reason...
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Originally Posted by Polymirize
hey buddy :S4:
edit: Genesis 1:29 - Then God said, "Behold, I have given you every plant yielding seed that is on the surface of all the earth, and every tree which has fruit yielding seed; it shall be food for you"
and everyone knows jesus smoked weed
Umm. Why is everyone bashing on Polymirize? The whole thread is a joke, why are you taking his post seriously?
Anyway, what was I going to say? Oh yeah, did you know every time you smoke a joint an ugly person is born? Think about the consequences of your actions, people!
^ DAMN!! i feel bad for all the babies born on 4/20!
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Originally Posted by originalblu
Tell me mr originalblu, do you enjoy eating crab apples? Because it's a fruit that has a seed, but is clearly not edible, because they're far to hard and absolutely disgusting. By your logic, to smoke doobies, you also have to eat crab apples.
Which just goes to show that Genesis is a stoner book, adopted by the drug softies, the catholics. It's clearly contradicted by a passage in Pteradacticlies 3:24 "And ye should not smoke, nor gamble, nor revel in fornication."
I guess it comes down to what you think a Christian would really believe.
I don't see what Jesus has to do with any of this. Jesus was the son of god. are you the son of god? No? So what's your point?
Even thinking about marijuana sends me to a deep dark abyss of which consumes my entire life and traps me in a pit of despair which i can not escape.
yeah...
Right... :stoned:
tbh this thread sucks ass :p
couldn't disagree more :P
It seems like that evil marijuana has your brain under control.
it has indeedQuote:
Originally Posted by Reefer Rogue
I've thought about it, but that stuff is bad...it's illegal so that means it's bad. Alcohol's legal, so that means it's not bad and you can do it. Same with cigarettes...even though those are deadly substances, they're legal and I only do those. Why would it be illegal if it's not bad?
Oh yeah, because our government's ignorant.
I think our best course of action is to try to communicate with these marijuana. I suggest some sort of annoyingly bright flashing light-rig, attached to a few helicopters, and some annoying little jingle which we'll play really loud.. That usually works, right? And if that fails I'll uhh, make a mountain out of mash potato or something.
hahahah what kind of thread is this lol