The ULTIMATE killbuzz!!!

Ur a good writer sweeny. ANd yeah i hate emos. The whole problem i have is that they say that theyre depressed yet they take a shitload of time on their hair and makeup and go out and do stuff all the time. Anybody who has ever been depressed or knows somebody that has been depressed knows that a depressed person would jsut say whybother to all that stuff and just sit at home all day watching tv or doing nothing at all. THose fuckers just want attention and the only attention they deserve is a swift kick in the testicles.

fuck man thats crazy shit... its a good thing they didn call the coppers on you mang....then it would've been some more fucked up shit

damn that shit is fucked up

wholey shit man...very well written i can see why this thread is so highly rated, i cant imagine what must have been going through your head

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Originally Posted by Stoner369

fucking sick story mate, the bit about the knife is well funny!!

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haha ya what he said

Haha wow man. Do me, yourself, and everyone a favor by never smoking with her again. Obviously. that's some insane shit man.

Hope all turned out okay in the end...

Very well written man...good job. That shit must have had you freaking for sure. What a weirdo that girl is.

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Originally Posted by Jeff Spicoli

reb- you dont see nothing wrong with being 14 and being with a 21 year old? haha, girl's are so fucking stupid when they are teenagers, no offence.

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Yeah, and I'd have to agree here...that shit is fucked up from both ends. If one of my friends [21 y.o.] was bagging a 14 year old chick...OMG haha...that shit would be so fucked up. It's not about the 'person' anymore, it's honestly just pathetic.

I gotta say after reading the story that was the most epic saga of love and romance that I have ever reead in the marijuana world. I thought I was going to type a long run on sentence. Why did I just type the last sentence. So if I were the guy in the story I would have been like , "Cya bitch", and as I pulled infront of her house thrown he out. And driving away In go "Ga ga ga ga", like a fat cigar smoking bysuness man. :pimp:

this is probabbly the most fucked up but most hilarious thing ive heard in a while

intense story bro,
It scared the crap out of me just thinking about it

same thing happened to me but im not 18 an dont have a car. shit was still hellla scary

Man thats a fucked up story, you shoulda hit it man ;) lol nah just kidding but seriously that shit had to fucking suck. I actually hope you post alot more stories (good or bad) because you write really good man.

That bitch has issues lol - you did the right thing man you kept calm under pressure! :thumbsup:

Haha wow, I can't even imagine being there.

And yeah, the whole thing about rebgirl saying age doesn't matter but then saying right afterwards that she can't date anyone her own age...

Yeah, she's always been really self-righteous, I think; I never liked her much.

Should have left the bitch on the curb and just drove off when she started dialing the phone.

Very good story, I like reading long stories when im high.

Damn.
That sucks bro, don't ever smoke with people you don't know their first time, they get a little crazy sometimes.
At least you didn't get in too much trouble and got to hook up with some girl right?

man that sucks dude, so sucks man, just sucks. I hate people who do that shit, if your going to freak out on me then dont smoke, smoke by yourself or dont smoke at all. I hate dealing with those types of people who get all freked out and shit, i agree major buzzkill and your lucky her mom didnt have the cops waiting for you man luck........but to be honest i thought the story was going to end up as one big joke were she freaked you and shit just for kicks, even so i would be pissed

holy cow thats scary shit, ill tell a buzzkill story now :)
back in high school when i was about 16-17 there was a battle of the bands type thing and we are both high then all of the sudden he falls over at first i thought he was kidding but he was pale as a ghost and started puking scary but luckily he was fine the day after didnt remember shit about the night tho, might not have just been on weed tho so it was so scary i thought he was gunna die.
sorry for hijacking this thread with a story but damn id be careful who to smoke with under 18 if they havent smoked in a long time.

What a dumb bitch.

Glad this got bumped or I never would've seen it. That was a most hilarious story!

Got my heart pumping. You should write horror stories.

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Originally Posted by Matt the Funk

lol wow. I felt intense reading that.

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Took the words out of my mouth haha.

Maybe, karma is the poopertraitor

Oh man I feel for you, that part about the knife! WHAT THE. I would of taken the phone off her then and there and explained to her mum. BL mate.

DAM THAT SHIT FUKN SUKSSS
lol i whoulda made her sighn sumthn on the way there

Some young chicks just can't handle their shit when they chief. :thumbsup:

Oh my God! He's got a knife! Aaaaaaaaah! He's gonna k-k-k-k-kill me!

Oh, wait...my bad...no knife, just keys...so, can you pick me up or what?

What a freak.

That girl bugged out on that weed.

Holy shit dude, that was a great story and I woulda freaked if a girl did something like that to me. And yeh...that is definitely one of the most ultimate killbuzzes I have ever heard lol.

From this story I learned to watch myself with unexperienced smokers lol.

make a note to self

if you see that girl coming toward you ever again


run the other way fast!!


thats one weird wench!

jeeeezzz

i be so horny by the time she was nekkid id rape that hoe once she said stop, hahaha

Damn i'm glad someone bumped my topic up. This story is a legend amongst my friends. It gets brought up frequently. I just told this story like a week ago.

your real lucky....in these parts, 16 will get you 20. A kid that was 18 at the time got caught getting a blowjob by a 16 year old girl...yes it was consensual. He got 20 years.
They just let him out after 4 or 5 years because the Supreme Court said that it was "cruel and unusual punishment" If nothing else he will be paying lawyer bills for the rest of his life, and has a FELONY ARREST and CONVICTION on his record. they did give him a break in that he won't be a REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER.

That sucks man. At least you got off with a warning. It sounds like her parents were of the "MY PRECIOUS CHILDREN WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT!" breed. They probably think that their daughter is innocent and you are some sick fuck pedophile who kidnapped their daughter in order to force her to do drugs!

I hate parents like that.

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Originally Posted by Mississippi Steve

your real lucky....in these parts, 16 will get you 20. A kid that was 18 at the time got caught getting a blowjob by a 16 year old girl...yes it was consensual. He got 20 years.
They just let him out after 4 or 5 years because the Supreme Court said that it was "cruel and unusual punishment" If nothing else he will be paying lawyer bills for the rest of his life, and has a FELONY ARREST and CONVICTION on his record. they did give him a break in that he won't be a REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER.

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that is some fucked up shit... seriously i would be raising some hell over a conviction like that.

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Originally Posted by roth89

that is some fucked up shit... seriously i would be raising some hell over a conviction like that.

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Your right... it is pretty messed up..... to have your entire life fucked because you let the little head do the thinking instead of the big head.

He wouldn't have had a problem if he hadn't put himself in a position where somebody had to do something about it in the first place.

nice, that was an interesting story. gotta watch out for noobs and buzzkills.

shit man!!!!!!!!!!!!thats bogie, well bogie!16 year old girls and weed are bad news!so is smoking and driving!

that girl sounds fucking nuts,
talk about paranoid on marijuana.
lmao

I hope she dies.