Enough!!! We're ALL attractive in some way, what's yours?

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Greenjeans

Reading back over my post, crazy is sexy.

I am what I've sought. No wonder I masturbate so much.

edited to say: dammit! I hate not being able to rep you! Maybe it keeps me from internetally stalking you. Yes, I make words up.

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/Bow You art the shit... I..... am not worthy.....Papi.....What a lucky man....Wow....


I'm a hip ol geek too smart and gaadayum I'm too hot for my own good, I don't need a partner I'll dance with myself, No problem.. Not too long though. Always have my girl / police and gay/dar UP. I roll through life just lookin for people, I love fukin with everybody, I'm a solo guy in crowds and I mingle around. I'm very personable and break walls and build relationships quickly. I'm very fast to learn things on my own and I'm athletic in nature. I can't get enough sex and I've gotten into trouble because of it. I'm just really friendly and i LOVE to cuddle. Can't we just cuddle...lol
I masterbate alot too and I'm for some reason constantly pulling older women, my oldest is uh.... nevermind... But wow they're fantastic...Olderwomen is a fetish I have too then. Add that to the other thread goin. I love art and view everything in a creative visual way, everythings beautiful to me and I try to not live in negativity, I don't care to be glorious over others but I wont be talked down to either. I'm fuckin self taught and mutha*kas think not. so in response I deliver lyrical injections of my fuckin flowtox. I beatbox, sometimes annoying to others. one sister and 3 baby brothers. From a poor family, its not important if its in my pockets G. Just want a place I can garden, park my car, make my music, lay down and relax in quite peace, feed my creativity, produce smiles, provide a warm lounge to guests and have no financial or government strings Whatsoever... Can we all chip in and buy an Island like that Leo movie?? I'll be good I promise... Can I have 2 wives though??? Or like married 3 way?? I think that would be neat.. lol.... "Hey its my night damnit!"

I am, therefore sexy.

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Originally Posted by Skink

A partnership is not a competition...

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Well put, skinkeriffic.

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Originally Posted by the yeag

I think not I can go all night long. I don't need a Harley or a pierced tongue to get MY GIRL going

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lol The Yeag you have no shame... hee hee... and I must say it's true... I'm not even going to get into the other bit you didn't mention that makes you supa dupa hot... but DAMN big guy... you've got a RARE skill.

Although Psycho- the pierced tongue is pretty damn hot, especially on a family guy like yourself- it's so often the unexpected little things that seal the deal for sexiness!

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Originally Posted by stinkyattic

lol The Yeag you have no shame... hee hee... and I must say it's true... I'm not even going to get into the other bit you didn't mention that makes you supa dupa hot... but DAMN big guy... you've got a RARE skill.

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You are not allowed to do that. You canNOT drop a hint like that and just leave me hanging.

Tell me what the Yeag did, or I'll do something drastic.

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Greenjeans

Tell me what the Yeag did, or I'll do something drastic.

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Sorry, no can do- But go ahead and do something drastic anyway!!!

Now I have to go experiment on the old man.
If Papi gets a friction burn on his pecker, I'll lay the blame squarely at your attic doorstep.

My attic has seen its share of friction burns, babe.
Tee hee.
Damn is it time to make a packie run for a handle of Paisano yet?

AHAHAHAHAH! Have you been peeping in mah winder? Papi's dad and I both like to kill a jug of Paisano now and again. I am regretting it today though. Whew.

I look pretty good still, though the bloom is definately off the rose :hippy:

But I think my best quality is my empathy for others. I also have a snarky sense of humor.:D

I never stop learning!

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Originally Posted by dutch.lover

I am super considerate, educated, have high self-esteem (i will actually tell u my weight if you ask- that suprises a lot of guys), and I make one hell of an espresso. I also watch porn. Eat your heart out!!!

And I DO like my boobs, but have accepted that one day they may possibly be at my belly button. Upside? I can slap my man in the face from across the room. lol.

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boys and girls anywomen who can make a stament like this is deffintly a hotty. Confidence, selfassurance, and a sweety that watches porn, thats what Im talkin about, and when it comes time for a slap shes gonna still be a hotty:pimp: :pimp: :pimp: :smokin:

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Originally Posted by birdgirl73

I've known an awful lot of men who care a lot about whether or not a woman has a college degree, although I don't see the same sort of fixation on her career success or income. Deep down, they care a lot more about her looks and the way she makes them feel, the warm-fuzzy stuff. But the educated professional men I know are looking for someone who's going to have some intellectual depth as well as good looks. More than anything, I think for them a college degree doesn't itself convey intellectual depth, although the more ideas someone has been exposed to the greater her intellect will likely be. I think they're looking for someone who's going to be a social equal, too, and have the level of sophistication that higher education helps provide. In other words, someone who'll fit in with their crowd. An educated woman will fit into an educated man's "circle" more easily than uneducated ones. Don't get me wrong. At the end of the day, they still decide with their eyes and with their emotions. But men also look at marriage as a business decision. That's where the desire for someone with a similar level of education and sophistication comes in, I think.

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You're right m'lady, I wish my girl was a bit more sophisticated (in things I was interested in) however she's sophisticated in things she's interested in so I guess its just topic. We're not married after 10 years. I'm 24. I have lots of experience. She doesn't, So I agree with you 100%. Very accurate.

stinky, i think you and i would get along just fine, i've been searching for a girl who has your attitude for quite some time. you should instill your finding of chainsaws and carharts sexy on more females out there!

im sexy because of my nose and hair... i dont take shit from anyone and ill make you laugh... :D

:hippy: Ok here goes....I am empathetic, considerate, passionate, understanding and financially very securer. At the end of the day beauty is only skin deep, but its whats on the inside that counts. :jointsmile:

My smile is so nice that it blinds anyone who tries to judge me.

I am also a thousand percent confident that I can make ANY woman scream of ecstasy in the bedroom, but that took years of work to accomplish and that's what's worth braging about it! :thumbsup:

Seriously though, I think everyone in the world has the potencial to be extremely attractive...all it takes is the attitude!

Im just generally all round perfect! :D :P

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Originally Posted by Demeter

I look pretty good still, though the bloom is definately off the rose !

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you're full of shit- didn't you notice the dudes at the flower show checking you out in those hot knee-high boots? DAMN girl.

wooting for knee high boots!

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Originally Posted by Demeter

I look pretty good still, though the bloom is definately off the rose :hippy:

But I think my best quality is my empathy for others. I also have a snarky sense of humor.:D

I never stop learning!

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I just want to go on the record here and make it clear that, having seen your picture, the bloom is in NO way off the rose. The bloom, if anything, is even more beautiful because as a grownup, you're wiser and have more of that empathy you spoke of up above. That and, as Stinky, who has met you in person, can confirm, because you're simply drop-dead gorgeous with a softness and vulnerability that enhances those qualities. I'm afraid I cannot allow you to say things like that "off-the-rose" comment about yourself.

So let's review. You're gorgeous and still in full bloom. You have a kind, compassionate, empathetic heart. And you're continuing your intellectual development. That, my friend, is the quintessential definition of beauty.

And there you have it.^

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Originally Posted by stinkyattic

you're full of shit- didn't you notice the dudes at the flower show checking you out in those hot knee-high boots? DAMN girl.

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Really? I guess I am getting blind in my old age! Yea for boots from Victoria's Secret! You just made my day-
But you are in the prime of life girly, all fresh and cute, and the Yeag ought to be glad you hide under a baseball cap- if you let that hair down in public all hell could break loose!
It's true, hot women like smoking marijuana- it suits our sensual nature!

P.S. Send me a pic of us incognito at the show!

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Originally Posted by birdgirl73

I just want to go on the record here and make it clear that, having seen your picture, the bloom is in NO way off the rose. The bloom, if anything, is even more beautiful because as a grownup, you're wiser and have more of that empathy you spoke of up above. That and, as Stinky, who has met you in person, can confirm, because you're simply drop-dead gorgeous with a softness and vulnerability that enhances those qualities. I'm afraid I cannot allow you to say things like that "off-the-rose" comment about yourself.

So let's review. You're gorgeous and still in full bloom. You have a kind, compassionate, empathetic heart. And you're continuing your intellectual development. That, my friend, is the quintessential definition of beauty.

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Okay, now you've made me cry like a little girl! I feel so lucky to have met such amazingly beautiful (inside and out) women here- who would ever have thought such a thing could happen on a cannabis board on the internet? Thank you for your kind words, lovely birdgirl!

Getting older is hard sometimes, the way our society makes such a big deal out of youth - it seems like it shouldn't matter, but it does. However, your words remind me that laugh lines are a sign of a life well-lived! And boy have I laughed a lot!:D

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Originally Posted by Demeter

laugh lines are a sign of a life well-lived! And boy have I laughed a lot!

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siggy material right there girlygirl!

PS my hair is hiding under a baseball cap to:

-represent the Sox, go sox!
-hide my 5+ inches of roots since my last visit to the salon- going to be remedied in a couple weeks, I'm due for my spring stylee overhaul!
-enable me to roll out of bed and on with my life with a minimum of primping
-be all incognito, lol
-and act the same way as a turtleneck sweater on a sexy librarian... the hat comes off... the hair comes down... veeeery bad things happen! :D

Oh cut it out. Y'all are making me misty, and I only like to get misty between the legs, or while watching Forrest Gump.

Stinky, my roots are so bad, the only way they would look good is on a plant.

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Greenjeans

Stinky, my roots are so bad, the only way they would look good is on a plant.

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yeah freal didn't you post on the root porn for ms stinky thread? and i see no mods around to delete... wtf happened? those were some sexy roots

You know, I hate to admit I'm not sure if I posted there or not. I'm scatterbrained today. Lemme check.

Demeter is ravishing! Enough said.

Physically: I'm tall, with nice long hair, quite beautiful eyes, a lean body (borderline scrawny)...generally good, I think....

Emotionally: somewhat soft and sensitive, but can flare up when there's a need....and there's a lot of creativity with me, in acting, writing, filmmaking, etc. I also think the most important thing in the world is to be nice to non-assholes...and I have that. I can also say and write some really funny shit.

Well Ive been told that I: am funny, have nice abs and pecs, that I have a sexy brain, that I am big(so Ive been told), that I have nice eyes, that I am very polite and genuine, charming, that I am good at giving long and annoying political speeches, intelligent, open-minded, cultured.

But I have been told I have too much self confidence. That means that I'm just too sexy, right??

I'm short, fat, little dick, 46, no money, bad breathing, and no people skills. Can't dance, can't sing, can't do much of anything. Damn I'm happy.

We still get to see boobs, right?

I think BG wants to get in your pants D...

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Originally Posted by jrs212

I'm short, fat, little dick, 46, no money, bad breathing, and no people skills. Can't dance, can't sing, can't do much of anything. Damn I'm happy.

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Dammit! You'll have to go on the Mrs. G's sig waiting list.

edited to say: Can't help it 'bout the shape I'm in, I can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin.

But don't ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answers that you want me to. (insert awesome guitar riff here)

hrm im usually brutally honest i like that about myself some women do .. some women really really dont. i have a talent for seeing the stupidity in everything which once again is a 2 sided coin.