Had my job tour today with a ziploc bag full of piss in my pocket.

nice man i passed my test to but i did some thing a little trickier i got two balloons filled it up with piss tied the ends very tight and tape it to my boxers. then when it was time i untied the string and gave it in. But still good job

Nice work with the piss kitchen.

Your like MaCgyver, if MaCgyver was a pot head who had pee in his friends kitchen

i went to walgreens the other day to buy a home test kit and bought me a D.A.R.E. teeshirt on the way out. the last few i've taken involve stripping down to underwear and putting on a robe of some sort and being listened to, but not necessarially watched or otherwise observed with the eyes, but attended to.

Sketchballin.

Maybe it's just my imagination but I was picturing you and your buddy actually waiting for the interview in the car/van/pickup or whatever you guys drive and filling a ziplock [talk about choice of container for a liquid!] in the actual vehicle before I read about the counter and the piss all over it and the floor!!! I mean! This is so dumb they should turn it into a sketch in a Cheech and Chong movie or similar! Anyway, my imagination still galloping away I imagine further complications when a police officer taps on the car/truck window and there's two guys inside fumbling with their zips...piss all over the car seats/clothes/dashboard...[I could go on] ...OK...VIVID...I'm still laughing out loud from reading your post when I stumbled upon this little gem...

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Originally Posted by shaan04

...I did some thing a little trickier I got two balloons filled up with piss tied the ends very tight and tape it to my boxers. then when it was time I untied the string...

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and ROTFL!!! you can guess what went through my mind...further complications in the sketch involve the string to tie up the balloons, the tape to secure the balloons to the shorts [!!], the SCISSORS to cut the string!! :S2:
...but hey, maybe the reason you were using a ziplock bag in the first place was because you had one right there for your stash...now wouldn't that have been smart? ;)