Neighbors Having Sex

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Originally Posted by MadSativa

She takes off her sunglasses and I say "Hi Holy Shit Your Jenna Jameson", Fucking Jeanna Jameson lives right across the street from my little cousin. :pimp: :pimp:

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I've met Jenna Jameson before. She's very stuck up but I can't say I blame her. It wasn't at a strip club either. Totally hot!

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Originally Posted by KingsBlend420

For some reason this sounds highly unbelievable.

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I'm gonna agree.

I remeber once I was living in this kind of trashie apartment, and I was having a horrible day, and so was my gf at the time. and we hear teh people upstairs having nasty ass loud sex, you could hear him grunting with every thrust, and her maning so damn loud! I was in a bad mood so afterwards i stormed uo there and told them to please be more considerate next time, that didn't go so well "I DON'T LIKE TO BE FUCKED WITH AFTER i JUST GOT FUCKED!!" I honestly thought I was going to get my lights knocked out! looking back that was a bad idea, but I was having a reallly really bad day LOL

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Originally Posted by potsmokingnome

I remeber once I was living in this kind of trashie apartment, and I was having a horrible day, and so was my gf at the time. and we hear teh people upstairs having nasty ass loud sex, you could hear him grunting with every thrust, and her maning so damn loud! I was in a bad mood so afterwards i stormed uo there and told them to please be more considerate next time, that didn't go so well "I DON'T LIKE TO BE FUCKED WITH AFTER i JUST GOT FUCKED!!" I honestly thought I was going to get my lights knocked out! looking back that was a bad idea, but I was having a reallly really bad day LOL

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Yea that was a bad move bro. lol I woulda opened the door smokin a joint, you woulda said your thing, I woulda looked around outside to see if anyone was looking and then probably just shut the door without saying anything, and reawaken my member for another loud round of pissing you off lol.

Back when I was in my first apartment, the girl downstairs was this totally hot redhead who was a complete nympho. She and her boyfriend were always going at it and beyond the normal moans and groans they were very vocal and descriptive."Fuck me in the ass" " Spank me" "Cum in my mouth" "On my face" " On my tits" etc. At first we actually thought they were just watching porn with the volume turned up. Then one day I asked her if she could keep the tv down late at night and she told me she didn't have one. After that I could barely look at teh chick without getting a hard on. LOL

^^that's an awesome story