if you could turn into any animal...

I would be a single celled organism that was able to self replicate so i could invade the bodies of humans. There would be no cure for me but the only way to keep me happy and dormant would be to smoke weed.
If they did not then i would make the HANTA virus seem like a head cold.

An Octopus

ii would only do this if i could return to being a human male. that being said, humans are animals, so i would turn into a female human, then i would masterbate, then i would return to my male human form and finally have that shit figured out once and for all!

A cat as long as I have a dude like me to take care of me,,,if I am living in the alley nupe... I am fascinated by birds and the majestic Falcon so that would be my choice I guess...

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Originally Posted by higher4hockey

ii would only do this if i could return to being a human male. that being said, humans are animals, so i would turn into a female human, then i would masterbate, then i would return to my male human form and finally have that shit figured out once and for all!

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We'll move this to "I wanna be a transexual..."

I'd be a Cheetah...

a transexual ?





NOT FUNNY

owl. owls are awesome

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Originally Posted by higher4hockey

ii would only do this if i could return to being a human male. that being said, humans are animals, so i would turn into a female human, then i would masterbate, then i would return to my male human form and finally have that shit figured out once and for all!

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ya but you wouldnt have the same brain so you wouldnt remember unless you just wanna be some dude masterbating in a girl's body.

I would be a house cat. They lounge around all day. The only stress our cats have ever experienced is when their food bowl is empty for a few hours. Sounds like a good life.

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Originally Posted by JaggedEdge

I would be a house cat. They lounge around all day. The only stress our cats have ever experienced is when their food bowl is empty for a few hours. Sounds like a good life.

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wow jagged, that's a perdy new dot you got there ;)