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Wow....69% of the time, huh? :) :) :) I love the "turning the tables" example! :) Febreeze... never thought of that one..... a sweatshirt .... all such great advice! :) Thanks!
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Originally Posted by couch-potato
Wow....69% of the time, huh? :) :) :) I love the "turning the tables" example! :) Febreeze... never thought of that one..... a sweatshirt .... all such great advice! :) Thanks!
Let's see... I was in the same boat as you, I had to cover EVERYTHING up, most of the time.
Eyedrops are a must. I use Visine, you can experiment with other brands if you so choose.
Always wash your hands after smoking. Most of the smell originates from your hands, since they were handling the smoking implements.
As for the smell on your clothes, you have a few options available. As a girl, perfume would seem like an obvious choice to me. Febreeze is better suited for ridding the smell in an area (I use it in my basement if I must). I've also found using dryer sheets (The kind where the powder comes off easily) will eliminate the smell COMPLETELY, and makes your clothes smell like fresh laundry. However, it can at times leave amounts of powder visible on your clothes, but this can be rubbed off mostly.
If you're worried about breath (maybe with your boyfriend this might be an issue, breath normally isn't noticeable to most) gum always works. Mouthwash works but I've found it suspicious if you use it any time other than at night.
I forgot, you can also change your clothing, although this used excessively is suspicious (at least for us guys). As mentioned, hoodies are good to smoke in and take off afterwards, I find pants don't smell too bad after smoking, unless you're hotboxing.
A "Toobie" or "Doob Tube" (as others have stated above) works pretty well, just don't use it alone, right before someone comes home and hope they won't notice.
As for what to say if people say anything about you acting funny, I find I'm generally straight enough to pull off "I have a headache" or "I'm tired" if it's at night.
Remember, joints and especially blunts are smellier than bowls (and bongs if you stop most of the smoke from leaking) so keep this in mind. I've found smoking a bowl outside will leave almost no smell on me whatsoever, just mostly on my hands.
If you have a bathroom fan that sucks the air out, you can smoke in the bathroom as long as you manage to get all the smoke instantly sucked through the fan. Contrary to what some will say, merely taking a shower after/during smoking will not eliminate the smell effectively alone.
I use a doobtube (fabric softener sheets in a tube) and burn a few incense during my session
Ozium!!!!! I have a bedroom with a bathroom attached so I keep a big can of ozium next to the toilet and I go in the bathroom, lock the door, then I roll a joint or pack a bowl, spray a half second of ozium in the air then walk outside, smoke it, then go back in, use mouthwash, gargle, then I spit it in my waterbottle I use as a chamber, shake it up, then put it under the sink and let the water overflow taking out all the mouthwash and the smell. I store my parifinilia in a small 4x4x3" watch box with a dryer sheet on the bottom and top of the box. I have never been caught by my dad (my mom caught me a few times when I lived with her only because she can take one look at me and tell if I have even had a sip of a beer lol)
i smoke blunts in my bathroom all the time and my dad doesnt notice...i just blow the smoke into the fan and keep the blunt under the fan that sucks air out... then i spray febreeze all over the bathroom and outside the bathroom door...i keep the door to the bathroom closed with the fan on for like 1-2 hours, spraying febreeze every 10 mins and a few sprays of cologne and the smell is completely gone by the time my dad comes home...
My parents are out for the next 2 days so I am going to be laying in my pool on one of those raft things smoking out of my good bong. I love being able to smoke while floating in the pool.
[end of thread-jack, but I just love being able to smoke in the open, like smoking a joint while hiking!]
yeah, I'll smoke on the stoop of my neighbors apartment with her sometimes, but we both get kinda paranoid after, so we run inside... but yeah, I just smoke with a bong and use a sploof, and I found the PERFECT deoderizer; A fresh popped bag of POPCORN! Seriously, try it! It overpowers the smell AND tastes wonderfully delicious. Fun to munch on... but usually I smoke a few hours before anyone will be home, and I can just open my window and it'll be gone quick. And I'll sometimes burn incense (my mom doesn't see any negative connotation to that). I can't stop writing long posts someone help me!:chainsaw:
when i wash my hands wid regular soap, it nva works, use dish soap, sented preferably
Forget all of that mumbo jumbo stuff... Get some bioextreme and just spray down with it.. odor will be gone forever. I use it all the time and perfume or febreeze and any of those other things are just crap.
Google it bioextreme cant remember if its .net or .com but I do know this is the shit and it works on everything, house, car, clothes everything..:thumbsup:
You can even wash your clothes with it. It is for hunting but I use it for many other things as well... SAVED MY ASS. :rasta: