My school has gone overboard.
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Originally Posted by LIP
I think i might join you! Accoding to these hardcore christians were smoking the devils plant, which was actually created by their own God, and mentioned in the bible, the book that they take everything from.
Anyway, see you in Hell.
I've always wanted to say that. Well, ever since i saw some guy say it to another guy just before he commit suicide. Shot him self in the head. Lovely scene. English TV has extra gore! Makes great watching... just not while your eating a massive curry, with 2 large naan breads and 3 pints of cobra indian beer. Damn, that was a good night. My blunt burn my hand.:S3:
Oh, I know I'm going to hell. My brother said so, and so did some random lady when I bought a High Times magazine...I then got her fired shortly after. Then again, these are coming from people who think there's a magic man in the sky guiding them. :rolleyes: Yes, out of 8 billion people in the world, god has chosen you to come to heaven. A dime a dozen man. :p
Ha ha! Yeah, watching a guy shoot himself in the head isn't cool. I only saw it once, and that was the Bud Dwyer sucide. I'm sure you've heard if him, but he was a political man I believe, and he was on his way to jail for something major, so he held a press conference on live TV. He talked a bit, pulled a huge fuckin hand cannon out of a bag (Magnum I think), put the gun in his mouth, and pulled the trigger. They then closed up on his face with blood draining from him like water from a faucet. Not a good thing to watch when I had a stomach full of booze. :p
So yeah, I'll see you there. I'll save a seat for you front row, or if you go first, save one for me. :p I want something by the fire as I like to keep warm.
Ha! All those people in heaven will be freezing. I'll be in hell, but at least I'll be warm. :D
My school has gone overboard.
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Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
Oh, I know I'm going to hell. My brother said so, and so did some random lady when I bought a High Times magazine...I then got her fired shortly after. Then again, these are coming from people who think there's a magic man in the sky guiding them. :rolleyes: Yes, out of 8 billion people in the world, god has chosen you to come to heaven. A dime a dozen man. :p
Ha ha! Yeah, watching a guy shoot himself in the head isn't cool. I only saw it once, and that was the Bud Dwyer sucide. I'm sure you've heard if him, but he was a political man I believe, and he was on his way to jail for something major, so he held a press conference on live TV. He talked a bit, pulled a huge fuckin hand cannon out of a bag (Magnum I think), put the gun in his mouth, and pulled the trigger. They then closed up on his face with blood draining from him like water from a faucet. Not a good thing to watch when I had a stomach full of booze. :p
So yeah, I'll see you there. I'll save a seat for you front row, or if you go first, save one for me. :p I want something by the fire as I like to keep warm.
Ha! All those people in heaven will be freezing. I'll be in hell, but at least I'll be warm. :D
And we wont ahve to worry about loosing lighters... cos we've got fire to light our joints.... then our weed would really be demonized.
Dont worry, i've all ready pre booked.
Double room each with a kindsize hotbed of coals. Theres a wooden box at the end of the bed, fulll of weed. They replace the weed for us every weekend. Normally Sunday afernoons, around 5ish.
Very nice staff i hear, and the owner.. well, what can i say. a Self made demon. He's unbeleiveable.
My school has gone overboard.
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Originally Posted by higher4hockey
that, my friend is jacked up!
i hated taking a shit in school, but i remember one morning sitting in math class...it was an all of the sudden 'oh fuck i gotta shit right NOW' type of shit. i pretty much had to run to the pisser. ...for some reason thats the only time i ever remember shitting in high school.
i never took a shit at school...our bathrooms were always too nasty cuz who knos who does it but sum nasty A** mo**** Fu***** always shit in there N dont flush in the toilets, but the stalls were fine..pretty much nobody i knew even used them lol!
My school has gone overboard.
Im proud to say i've only EVER taken one shit at school or in a public toilet in my life, and i was 5 years old. I still have counselling for it to this day. Terrible memories.
It was a floater :(
My school has gone overboard.
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Originally Posted by LIP
We've got kids as young as 7 getting arrested in the UK dealing cocaine, heroin and possesing guns and knives. Imagine what'd happen if kids of those ages started a gang war. It's a scary thought. Kids that young should be innocent, they shouldnt even know what drugs are, yet they're selling them, and carrying REAL guns, with real ammunition.
Innocence is a lovely thing...but that right there is just some fucked up shit
My school has gone overboard.
I always enjoyed shitting at school. For one, I'd take like 20 minutes to go, on purpose, and that's 20 minutes less of boring classroom talk. Another reason is all the graffiti. Kids would have full out conversations written on the walls at school. It gave me something to do, while keeping me entertained.
My school has gone overboard.
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Originally Posted by Greenport
Innocence is a lovely thing...but that right there is just some fucked up shit
Damn right it is. It feels as though Englands becomming more dangerous than America... And guns arnt even legal over here!
My school has gone overboard.
My workout thing isn't goin too well. I gotta set up my workout equipment, but schoolwork is basically all of my schedule. I've started eating better however.
Me and a few friends are gonna try and get arrested for an incredibly stupid reason, but I might not feel like risking it. Also, we are gonna try to get like 100 pig snout masks and hand them out if they stay.
My school has gone overboard.
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Originally Posted by TheFatKid
Me and a few friends are gonna try and get arrested for an incredibly stupid reason, but I might not feel like risking it. Also, we are gonna try to get like 100 pig snout masks and hand them out if they stay.
Hey, ya know, it's probably best not to escalate the situation.
And might I add you are a minor with different rights.
If I were you, I'd just keep on chuggin' along with school and protest in more subtle and meaningful ways further on down the road.
My school has gone overboard.
i think about it now, and i should have shit more in school....i should have taken a cabelas catalog with me grabbed that and head for the shitters....
i do remember though going down to the locker room in the gym to take a shit. also when i was in college i used to try and find the most secluded places to poop. but this one time it back-fired on me. i went to the lobby of my dorm to take a pooper, well i stunk up the shitter something feirce, then when i walked out there was a group of girls sitting in the lobby...i wasn't sure if they had heard the turd rockets or smelled them....to this day i still wonder.
