Or the Baptist preachers daughter is naked doing pullups on the pool table in the garage... (that was a wicked good night)
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Or the Baptist preachers daughter is naked doing pullups on the pool table in the garage... (that was a wicked good night)
You got that one right.Quote:
Originally Posted by ValkyrieAg
Fuck yea Valk.
We Texans do not fuck around when it comes to any kind of celebration.
I basically fucked up on shooters of straight Southern Comfort, and a blunt...or more...and then I basically do whatever appeals to me the most at the moment.
Workin on a song...some hick shit goin on here with my guitar....
Chorus
I think I'll just get stoned and drink all night
Until the break of light
Then I'll sleep until the afternoon
I get up whenever....I damn well want to
I can go in my front yard
smoke a blunt and count the stars
fold out my ole lawn chair
No worries No cares
As I watch the cars drive by
I'm just up and gettin high
I think I'll drink another beer,
maybe take a few shots
Smoke some of that weed i got
It only takes a few solid hits
And I'll pass right out.....in a little bit....
(repeat the chorus)
Dude that song IS the American Dream. I smell a new willie nelson country superstar! haha BONGZ!
i hate going to a party stoned. i just feel akward. i thinking drinking is the only way to roll at a party. but when i smoke i just like to chill with a few friends.
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Originally Posted by ValkyrieAg
see thats the thing, i can do some kegstands, i can bong beers(most i did at once was 6 or 7 i think), and all that sht...but it just makes me shit faced drunk, and id much rather be stoned watching YOU get shit faced drunk and then laugh
ive drank 2 gallons of beer one night, all in beerbongs, it was awesome
i have done the most i did in a single beer bong was a 40 and like a beer
i hate being around unhigh people, they all look like their disappointed in me even though they dont look at me it feels like their watching lol
i dont recommend it
i hate ppl that smoke ur herb then leave. i call them "pinchy fingers" cuz they see you smokin a blunt and they take it from you and smoke with there index and thumb, aka "pinchy fingers". i also hate drunk ppl who start fights or call ppl names. usually i just say "calm down man. have some fun" and they like "fuck that man!!!!! he called my grandma a whore!". then i procede to laugh