all this at 9 years old

he must be THE badass of the playground right now, talking your way through security is no small feat

What noone realizes is that this child is a genius criminal mastermind.
He knows how to hide it, but his actions betray him.
He will rise in power soon, do not doubt this.
You will see his face everywhere, his words will soothe and manipulate you,
and finally when he has the world in his hand he will CRUSH you.