lol That sucks dude. What'd your mom do?
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lol That sucks dude. What'd your mom do?
Getting caught smoking wherever you are or whoever your trying to hide it from is all about the mindset you have. Besides smell, the number one thing that can tip anyone off is suspicious behavior.
Before I went to college I was so comfortable being high around my parents that on nights I was to tired to go out I would suggest we rent and watch a movie together and when they were downstairs id take a quick toke out the vap or a rasta shower. Afterwards, I would just enjoy the film making my parents feel good as they were spending quality time with their son, and we would have great conversations and laugh it up.
Also, smoking covertly isnt really as hard as it sounds in most cases. As long as you have some Link to the outside or a shower thats not int he main thoroughfare of the house, you should be able to step on the porch or take a rasta shower or blow out of a window. Smoke out of a piece where you can cap your bowls.
A great thing to do is to desensitize them to suspicious activities. I made it a habit to burn incense behind closed doors especially when I WASNT smoking then come out of my room and chill for a while, just so when I did want to chief up with some Marley over the surround sound and some 'cense in the burner it was nothing new or suspicious.
I know I sound like I was a deceptive teenager, but me and my parents were pretty open about marijuana and although they confiscated pieces they found they werent very flustered about the occasional party toke. I just felt it my duty not to complicate their stressful lives by getting busted with illegal substances in the home they pay mortgage for.
Also, using strong deodarent sprays is sometimes stinkier than bud itself...Ive made that mistake enough times to learn my lesson.
Take latenight showers frequently, and especially when your walking around your house blitzed out of your skull dont be afraid to make noise while you go about your activities. Whats more suspicious: a teenager banging around the cupboards looking for a latenight snack then settling down to watch a movie or a teenager sneaking around the kitchen then retreating up to his room while being absolutly silent.
You only look guilty when your TRYING to look innocent:D
i don't like y'all tellin me about you gettin caught. i'm blown right now and ijust did it in my bathroom for like the 5th night in a row.
my parents are stay up pretty late usually... on weekdays they are up till about 12-1am, and on weekends they are up till 2-3!!! (pisses me the fuck off). whenever i see that its pitch black while looking up the stairs, then i know its clear. if any of em decide to wake up, ill hear footsteps and jump into bed.
Just smoke when they finally do go to bed. I know they go before 12 in the mornin lol.
thats why i bought my parents tivo:D
My parents wouldn't really care if the cops came to my door, because they'd make me pay the $$$ fine.
(CANADA RULES!!!)
All through my teen years I have smoked in my room, hourly, I take a toke out of my bong, making sure that no smoke escapes(and if it does, o well) then I blow all the smoke out the window, my mom doesnt care at all and would rather I smoked then drank, and my dad doesnt care but gives me a hard time when he knows im baked, like asking weird question and asking if im feeling alright and shit.
Ive been caught probably im gunna say 25-30 times and they have never searched me or taken anything away from me, im pretty damn lucky. I find school easy and all my marks are good so they arent to concerned, but they said if they ever catch wind of any other drug use im out of the house, so im stickin to my mary jane.
Dude i gotta make a thread on takin a dump while smokin a j, its just the perfect combo.
heheh, sorry, im sober...;)
So true, lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by SwirlyMass