Most Dangerous?

one time some friends and i, this was 3-4 people i cant exactly remember, had been drinking at a party during the night, then this kid left his fifth of whisky there so we all just started drinking it out of the bottle, passing it around in a little circle uintil it was finished in probably five minutes or less. they had each eaten ecstacy awhile before. then i got into the car, with one of them driving, and we started drving. about a minute into the drive everyone was just laughing hysterically and i was the only one who wasnt rolling so i noticed how he was all over the road, probably the worst ive ever seen someone driving. it was snowy out but the roads were just wet. less than two miles into the drive we slide off the road down a snow hill and somehow the car miraculously comes to a stop literally inches from a tree. there was a tree about three inches from my window, so about a foot from my head. it was hands down the dumbest thing i have ever done, but somehow the car and everyone in it didnt get a scratch and my parents to this day dont know it happened. ever since i am really paranoid about drving with people i think are drunk and really if i think they are now i dont do it. also one time i was driving home from a concert when i shouldnt have been and the lines on the road started swirling together. i pulled the car over though and all was well

going to do laundry :mad:

ended up w/a broken leg

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Originally Posted by BabySnookums

going to do laundry :mad:

ended up w/a broken leg

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sorry, but thats kinda funny....how?

got into a car with a crackwhore trying to get a ride back towards my house....we get dropped off where immediately this druuuunk ass black dude is waiting for her. go into the hotel room, and a ton of shady shit followed. i told em i was oging to buy a pack of smokes, then just walked home.

well i dont think its the most dangerous thing i have ever done but i have cronic memory loss so yea lol. It was a couple years ago and i was at my beach house ( east coast US ) and a hurrican was just about to hit ( 5-10 min.s away or somthing ), so i decide to go surfing. not the smartest thing i have ever done, broke my surf board and almost drowned. but got nice and high when i got back and listined to the wind for the rest of the night

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Originally Posted by yoda

sorry, but thats kinda funny....how?

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me and slip went to do laundry, and next door is a 7-11 thingie. we went there after puttin our shit in the washers, so we could get a soda/chips/scratch off ticket....

we paid for our shit and were walking on the sidewalk back over to the washateria to see if our clothes were ready to put in the dryers, and outta nowhere this car comes at me.

what it was, is some 17 yr old bitch with no license, and no permission to be off in her momma's car, was trying to park. she kept going when she shoulda stopped, and she'd hit me. i figured (in that split second) no worries, i'm ok, she'll just hit the brakes.

nope...

the cunt hits the gas instead (this is all in the split second she hit me) and plows me into the brick wall of the 7-11. i'm pinned against the building by a car. a frickin car. the impact made my head fly backwards into the plexiglass window, and back forward onto the hood. i realize, "holy shit this shit hurts!!" and yelled "OH MY GOD IT HURTS!!!!!"

the idiots back the car offa me and i sorta fall down, but slip caught me (being the wonderful hubby he is ;) ) and i had looked at my leg as i was "falling" and i'm like omg my legs broken!

he's like "are you sure?" and i'm in pain, but still thinking "fucking DUH, it just 'noodled' when i fell" (it did this floppy "i aint got no bones in my body" thing)

there's also a gash thats bleeding. 911 was called, and while waiting, the guy w/the dumb cunt that hit me is talkin to a friend on his cell, all while mashing the spot thats broken and goin "are yoooooooooooou okaaaaaaaaaaaaay maaaaaaaan?" slips like "no she's not ok"

the guy takes off in the car, leavin his sister/gf/wife/baby momma/whatever the fuck she was, standing there freaking the fuck out crying....he coulda at least stayed w/her ass, i mean...gawd...she just mashed a person ffs....

then the paramedic/firefightery ppls came, and had to roll me (putting pressure on my broken leg) onto the back board to put me on the stretcher....to be air-lifted 30 miles away to the hospital equipped for this kinda shit.

they didnt do surgery right away, had to wait till the next day. but!! while i was on the trauma table, they did drag out a DeWalt power drill and drill straight through my leg to hang weights offa it (traction) WHILE I WAS AWAKE AND CONSCIOUS!!

anyone know how hard it is to roll to have a bedpan put under you (and sit on the thing) while your upper leg is broken? that shit hurts like hell....i FELT the bone rollin around when i moved...it was more sickening than painful tho....

i did feel the need to keep tellin the trauma people i loved them (pain meds :D ) for helpin me, and that even though this sucked, childbirth hurts worse :p :p

that happened july 30th, 2006...wasnt able to walk till basicly october 1st or so of 2006....and i'm now the proud owner of a foot-or-so-long metal leg rod, and 2 screws....all of which are permanent additions to my hawt bod :rolleyes: :dance:

Crossed a large stretch of Georgian Bay in a 14 foot aluminium boat w/ 9.9hp outboard during a storm.

i remember slip,s thread on that snookums, my bad.....i thought you were gonna say falling down the stairs or something.

lol s'ok lil green dude

Not dangerous, but REALLY painful, but I flung myself into a larger 7x10' patch of stinging nettles in my bathingsuit... It hurt REALLY badly.

I used to purposely swim in the rip current to see how far it would really take me out, swim back in, and then do it again over and over.

I went to Death Valley... And didn't wear sunscreen. All I got was a tiny inkling of color, and despite that, my skin felt like it had been sunburned beyond all reason.

H-Bomb.