Does anyone else hate when company talks about how high they are?

lol if i drink and smoke or if i am on pills then i say i am fucked up but if i just smoke then i just try to find the latest madden football game

It kind of annoys me when people come over and say how fucked up they are... I mean, we're not exactly teenagers any more... and the minute someone says those words, I can expect the next thing they do is like spill bong water or knock over a houseplant or piece of furniture, or spill Shiraz on my carpets or on the dog- she's a white dog and frequently sports pink wine stains. I'm just getting tired of people using being fucked up as an excuse to make messes in my house!