WARNING! Terribly Tasteless Dirty Joke
This is a joke I first heard my grandmother tell. She loved a good bawdy joke and was a very funny lady. Worked as a teacher and school principal all her life. We never knew where she picked up these jokes, but they were generally good ones. Forgive the language, but it’s necessary to the set-up.
Four men are sitting in a bar, talking and shooting the breeze. Suddenly, a fifth man rushes in, screaming, red-faced and furious at one of the four, and grabs him up by the lapels and gets right in his face, ready to kill him.” You philandering, marriage-wrecking SOB!! I heard you said there’s a mole on my wife’s pussy!”
“Hold on there,” the soon-to-be victim says, “And just calm down. You don’t need to get so riled. What I said was it felt like it.”
WARNING! Terribly Tasteless Dirty Joke
WARNING! Terribly Tasteless Dirty Joke
[quote=BabyFacedAbortion]So there's this guy and a girl, and they're at the guy's house. But the problem is, the guy shares a room with his little brother, and worse yet, they have bunk beds. Luckily for the guy and the girl, the guy's got top bunk.
So they decide to go at it one night, yanno, bumpin' and grindin',--
Thats fucking hillarious:yippee:
WARNING! Terribly Tasteless Dirty Joke
Two guys are about to go to a bar, and one guy pulls out a hot dog. he says to the other guy,"as soon as we get a drink and drink it, ill put this in my zipper and you suck it like we're gay so we get thrown out". So they go in, get hteir drink, drink it, and do the trick..sure enough they are like HEY TAKE THAT SHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE! so they leave with 1 free drink...that night they hit up 20 bars and get a various amount of drinks only to come home shit faced...they wake up the next morning and one guy says,"man, i started puking after the 15th bar last night"..the other guy says"yea well you think that sucked?i lost the hot dog after the 3rd bar"
WARNING! Terribly Tasteless Dirty Joke
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Originally Posted by PdoubleOTY
Two guys are about to go to a bar, and one guy pulls out a hot dog. he says to the other guy,"as soon as we get a drink and drink it, ill put this in my zipper and you suck it like we're gay so we get thrown out". So they go in, get hteir drink, drink it, and do the trick..sure enough they are like HEY TAKE THAT SHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE! so they leave with 1 free drink...that night they hit up 20 bars and get a various amount of drinks only to come home shit faced...they wake up the next morning and one guy says,"man, i started puking after the 15th bar last night"..the other guy says"yea well you think that sucked?i lost the hot dog after the 3rd bar"
DAAAMN lmao!!!
