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i was too baked at the wedding i attended a couple months back. my eyes were red and relaxed, and i had this content grin on my face the whole time (that content grin is a stoner giveaway). one of my cousins asked me why i being so weird, so i told her i had a session beforei got to the wedding. we had a good chuckle and she kept my secret from the rest of the family. EVERYONE was there and i was paranoid as hell.
walk into a tree...
Climb trees. Sure, getting up there is easy and fun.
Getting down is fast, and painful :(
take a piss test
I think most things are only 'don't do it stoned' to certain people though...Some people are high all day so they do everything stoned.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skrappie
Studying for a test while being stoned, unless you plan to take that test stonned as well LOL
Do not do crossword puzzles. They are hard.
never tell a cop you love him
never rest your balls on the bong
never try and say snufflufflegus while stoned
Perform neurosurgery on a foreign dignitary's loved one, without any medical training past 9th grade health.
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